Wing XIII Report # 22 (2004-05-22)

This report was submitted by COL Pickled Yoda




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BOOHOO! FCHG STATS GOT RESET TO JAN! I'm down like 700 FCHG

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Yoda reporting in for Wing XIII on May 22nd 2004

WWR 22, Yoda's Dance Edition


Hoo-ah.


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TC Database back up here, no word yet on when we get all the filthy filthy pr0n back. I mean, when all the BSFs from Janurary - here get processed. BSFs are essentially Flag Officer pr0n. I mean, it gets us all excited...

I'm going to stop now.


Various things going on, including but not limited to Joey's last week as Odin CMDR. Good things must end eventually. Don't worry, he is sticking around. By this I mean that I tried to get rid of him, but he glued himself to the floor.


 


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As a reminder, please submit any comp ideas to the flags. We'll steal it and ignore the fact that its your idea, and not pay you royalties and...


jokes, send those really cool ideas in.


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I listened to the longue music on eh.net . Pretty damn cool.


Database recovery = no BSFs, promotions, medals.

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COMMANDER'S OFFICE

 


if participation=no

then medals=no

if participation=yes

medals=yes


Well, I promised a Dance Edition WWR and here it is


[18:12] <HM-LC_Yoda> ok, who has good pickup lines?

[18:13] <Tiamat-> i heard some good ones. pirate related

[18:13] <Tiamat-> like

[18:13] <Tiamat-> want to shiver me timbers ?

[18:13] <HM-CPT_Joey> "Hey, I'm a Wing Commander. F### me!"

[18:13] <Tiamat-> or "whould you like to see why my roger is so jolly ?" ;)

[18:15] <HM-CPT_Joey> "Hey, I'm a virgin, that means I'm malleable...like gold..."

[18:17] <HM-LC_Yoda> "I'm a monk without a vow of chastity"

[18:17] <HM-CPT_Joey> "I'm a Monk, which means I'm a sex God"

[18:18] <HM-LC_Yoda> "Dance with me and I'll give you news access on my site"

[18:18] <HM-CPT_Joey> LOL

[18:18] <HM-CPT_Joey> "Sleep with me and I'll send you a song called "Eep"

[18:19] <HM-LC_Yoda> "I'll give you an ISM"

[18:20] <HM-CPT_Joey> "I would say "Screw me" but my TIE is in the shop. Wanna go to my E/S instead?"

[18:23] <HM-LC_Yoda> "My shuttle has room for two"

[18:23] <HM-LC_Yoda> i be off

[18:23] <HM-CPT_Joey> have fun! :P

[18:23] <HM-CPT_Joey> Try the "My shuttle has..." one. :P

[18:24] <HM-LC_Yoda> "Wing Report 22 - Dance Edition" to follow


oh, and various topics

* Topic is 'Wing XIII - Home of Legends | http://www.isdgreywolf.net | Go Calgary!!! | Yods made out with a chick at a social! Go Yods! :P'



* Rejoined channel #gwsoom

* Topic is 'Yods made out with a chick! Go Yods! :P'

Clearly, Joey set those. :P


I'll get back to you on what we need to do to restore our records, but Gilad apparently has all the relevant emails...

If you are a pilot or know a pilot with a pin over 11300, they need to contact their BGCOM.


Thats about all I can think of for now..





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RECRUIT


CMDRS MUST WRITE WSRS!!!!


 

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Assumed to be unchanged. Thats the thing about the database being restored, y'see. NFI whats really going on. I might be about to AWOL all of you, and you'd never know.



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GWSOoM : The Musical


now at HERE - THE GWSOoM Rap!


 


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