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Ho Ho Ho
- Santa Clause
Wing News
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-First off, Happy Holidays to everyone. I hope you're all enjoying the warm fire, the hot coco, and the screams of Rebels while you still fly despite the current month =P Today is Sunday and Christmas is in a couple days.......so I better start my Christmas shopping soon.
-The Wing II RPG Competition is going strong! Pilots are flying and squadrons are already purchasing their skills. I will divulge in one piece of information. One squadron has already attempted a fictional mission but could not do it due to insufficient skills. For those who havn't flown for their mission pool, it's not too late. The competition ends January 16th. Plenty of time to fly but also plenty of time to slip by =P
-There's an addition to the rules. When you want to purchase a skill for a pilot, I will roll the die 3 times. If for each roll I roll on a skill that the pilot already has then that pilot receives no skill at all (the cost of buying them is lost too). Although, if I roll and the pilot doesnt have the skill, then they get THAT skill. I hope thats clear for you =P
-Again, Battle of the Month continues. Details in the Wing Orders section
-The wing gains two veterans! CM Grzmot of Wing III joins up with Sigma while LT Bob Fett (hmm =P) joins up with Sin. Don't let Bob's rank full you. He officially signed up about 2 years ago and he's well known throughout the Dark Brotherhood. Welcome both of you and enjoy your stay. It should be a fun time in this wing.
-For those who like music, which is almost everyone I think, the EH has its own EH Radio Station you can stream. Most of the DJs can be found in #tiecorps on IRC but go ahead and check in here http://64.251.66.48:8000/index.html to see what's playing. It's almost always being played during the day.
-Again, Happy Holidays. Enjoy the most joyous season of the year. Come closer to family, have fun and be safe. Wherever you are from here, good morning, good afternoon and good night. =)
Mini-Squadron News
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-Kappa: Flying Wing Orders
-Psi: Flying Wing orders, LT Cesium and LT Dra Ven Zul AWOLd
-Rho: Flying Wing orders. LCM Viper returns and flies a CAB!
-Sigma: Flying Wing orders.
- Sin: Flying Wing orders. LT Bob Fett joins up.
- Theta: CPT Jack working on the CAB competition, Flying Wing orders
Wing Orders
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Shipwide Battles of the Month
Mandatory Wing Order: Fly TIETC-97, Fly missions or battles of any kind to raise the mission pool of your squadron for the Wing II RPG Competition
Secondary Orders: Fly XvTTC-19 and XWATC-26
Personnel
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Promotions:
-none
Medals:
-The Iron Star - Bronze Ribbon has been awarded to:
FM/COL Calzeo Inkwolf/Psi 3-4/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign (SBRB)
-The Iron Star - Gold Ribbon has been awarded to:
FM/COL Calzeo Inkwolf/Psi 3-4/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign (SBRB)
-The Iron Star - Bronze Wings has been awarded to:
FL/COL Astarosta/Kappa 2-1/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign (Top scorer in Kappa for the Kappa vs Sin match)
-The Iron Star - Bronze Wings has been awarded to:
CMDR-TCT-TCS/CPT Carl Lost/Sin/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign (Top scorer in Sin for the Kappa vs Sin match)
IWATS:
-Officer: FM/LT Enneal Voscom/Sigma 2-2/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
IWATS Course: mIRC 1
Score: 100%
-Officer: CMDR/CPT Jack Stone/Theta/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
IWATS Course: Flash
Score: 100%
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Wing II Quotes of the Week
Sorry, I did not have time to get quotes as I'm running short on time today. BUT I have some jokes =P
-What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
-A teacher gave her first graders a list of half-finished proverbs to complete. These are some of her results.
Strike while the: bug is close.
Don't bite the hand that: looks dirty.
An idle mind is: the best way to relax.
A penny saved is: not much.
You get out of something only what you: see in the picture on the box.
-A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets. "Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.
"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.
"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."
The man walked around the corner of the building. He was wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt, so he stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down. The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark, unzipped his pants to let the chicken stick its head out. The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"
Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."
The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"
-Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
-A woman and her young daughter were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother one Sunday. As they passed through the cemetery on the way back to their car, the little girl said, "Mommy? Do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Oh no, of course not, dear!" the mother replied. "Why on earth would you think that?"
"Well, that one back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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WC/COL Stele Pellaeon/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
SS/BSx3/PCx5/ISMx9/MoI/MoT-2rh-1gh-5bh/IS-1BW-1BR-2SW/LoCx3/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [PLDN] {IWATS-AIM-RT-SM/2-TM}
"Running away from the battle while outnumbered by the enemy has never killed me; but coming back with reinforcements has killed the enemy."
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