Pilot's Lounge
Space, the final frontier... These are the voyages... No, no, that won't do...
It was the dawn of the eigth year of... No, no...
People ask, where do I get my ideas... Hmm, no...
A short time ago, on a computer in the basement... Bah, skip it.
Khadgar strolled into the Grey Wolf cantina.
Having an empty feel about it, he strolled to the bar stool.
"How's business?" he said to the man tending bar.
"Well, everyone has left to spend time around the flight simulators... It's rather lonely around here."
Khadgar nodded and proceeded to the simulator room.
Most of the simulators were occupied, and Khadgar heard a fimilar voice eminiating from near one of the simulators.
"Bah, it's not bad! Even Khadgar could fly that!" the voice said aloud.
Recognizing the voice, Khadgar strolled over to the simulator.
"Oh, hello, Khadgar," the man said, noticing him.
"Brucmack!" Khadgar said, "I thought you'd retired?"
"Indeed, I had, but my fighter needs a good workout, so I'll be staying here."
Letters from the Cardinal...
Adapted from Monty Python's Holy Grail...
Voice over: Meanwhile, VA Darksaber, not more than a swallow's flight away, had discovered something.
Pilots: SC!
Darksaber: Who are you?
Pilot: We are the Pilots who say... SC!
Darksaber: No! Not the pilots who say "SC"!
Pilot: The same.
Other Pilot: Who are we?
Pilot: We are the keepers of the sacred words: SC, Ping, and Nee-LoC!
Other Pilot: Nee-LoC!
Darksaber: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Pilots: The pilots who say SC demand... a sacrifice!
Darksaber: Pilots of SC, we are but simple travelers who seek the officer who lives beyond these woods.
Pilot: SC! SC! SC! SC! SC! SC! SC! SC! SC!
Darksaber: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Pilot: We shall say "SC" to you... if you do not appease us.
Darksaber: Well what is it you want?
Pilot: We want... An update!
Darksaber: A WHAT?
Pilot: SC! SC! SC! SC!
Darksaber: No! No! Please, please, no more! I will update it again!
News
- ASF:SC V is almost over. Just under one more day left!
- Some new members joined the Grey Wolf: Welcome to LT Chiklet Campanelli, LT Vladet Xavier and a special Welcome Back to COL Brucmack!
- The Flight Officer has recently announced mandatory TIE Corps homepage standards. All Grey Wolf CMDRs should start working at this.
- A special Multiplayer competition is going on for the BGCOM's Birthday and the end of the SC! Details on emperorshammer.net.
Promotions
SL Chiklet Campanelli was assigned to Tartarus Squadron and quickly promoted to Lieutenant (LT)!
SL Vladet Xavier was assigned to Valkyrie Squadron and quickly promoted to Lieutenant (LT)!
Medals
MAJ Kodiak Kereban received a Iron Star - Gold Ribbon (IS-GR) for getting first palce in the RO's Halloween Banner Competition!
MAJ Girth Snail received a Medal of Instruction (MoI) for assisting in the training of SL Vladet Xavier!
MAJ Girth Snail received a Distinguished Flying Cross (DFC) for winning a Multiplayer competition!
LT Vladet Xavier received a Commendation of Bravery (CoB) for reaching over 30 FCHG points!
IWATS Courses
SL Chiklet Campanelli completed IWATS TT!
LCM Joey C completed IWATS AIM!
SL Chiklet Campanelli completed IWATS AIM!
CPT Con Selar completed IWATS RT!
War Room
Aggressor Strike Force: Supremacy Competition V
Deadline: February 1st, 2003.
URL: http://www.minos.net/~autoris/
Description: General activity competition in the Battlegroup to determine the Flagship, Escort Squadron and Top Pilot for the Battlegroup!
COM's Protector
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=129
Description: Top overall pilot of the month as chosen by the Commodore.
FCHG Race
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=130
Description: The pilot to gain the most FCHG points each month wins.
CR Competition
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=131
Description: The pilot to gain the most Combat Rating points each month wins.
Graphics
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=132
Description: Awards given to the best graphical submissions each month.
Fictional
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=133
Description: Awards given to the best fiction submissions each month.
Beat the COM
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=134
Description: Given to the first pilot to beat the Commodore in a Multiplayer match each month.
Trivia
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=135
Description: Given to the pilot who is able to correctly answer the COM's weekly trivia faster than anyone else, and the most times in a month.
Wing Commander's Office
It's been another highly active week for Wing XIII. Amid avid flying in both Multiplayer and Single Player, we've also gotten some new members into the Wing! It has been a quite a month for the Wing, and I'm sure some good MSE medals will be doled out in January.
Just a reminder to recount your points after the SC ends, and keep up the good work!
That's all this week!
Picture of the Week
Wing XIII
Flag Officers - 1
Vortex - 7
Phoenix - 7
Crusader - 7
Odin - 9
Tartarus - 8
Valkyrie - 7
Total: 46
In the service of the Empire,
Colonel Khadgar
Wing Commander, Wing XIII
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