Delta Squadron Weekly Report

Commander's Corner
-Well, I got double the results from last week, but considering that only one person reported last week, I'm not sure how to judge that. Let's see if we can double it again, four out of five wouldn't be too bad of a ratio. Anyways, on with the report.

Squadron News

And now for something completely different" - Monty Python's Flying Circus

-Two people report in. With any luck, this positive trend will continue at the current rate of +100% a week.
-COL Mike Chistu has vanished into thin air. LC Argon Viper is just one of many squadron commanders not to have heard from their beloved wing commander in several weeks. However, many people have critisized this phrasing and insisted that COL Chistu couldn't have disappeared into thin air. It has been proposed to reword it as "vanished into fat air" =P

~*~Note: Not all the stories here are real. We ran a little bit short on good material, so we decided to wing it. However, we, the producers, feel that all of these events are perfectly plausible ones, and should be treated as real.

Squadron Activity
:) = Good :| = Decent :( = Bad ;P = Argon

LC Argon Viper - ;P
-Still holding on in hopes of a new CMDR arriving soon.

COL Mobiles - :|
-Have heard nothing this week.

MAJ Eugene - :|
-Have heard nothing this week.

CPT Gyssler - :)
-Submitted his FL Report
-Has gotten addicted to console games ;)

LT Danel - :)
-Reported in.

CM Eric - :|
-Have heard nothing this week.

Squadron Orders

-Report in by next Friday. I hope this one's not too tough to follow...

LC Argon Viper
Idiot
Psychopath
"That Drunk Guy..."
Delta Squadron Commander