Beta Squad Report October 11, 2004 NEWS -Conker orders LT Firzam to be found and brought to the torture room for failing to get report out. In other news LT. Serin Jansj appointed A-cmdr in his place for the duration of conkrs leave. -Conker trashes sever cantinas for haivng to do a report on his vacation -Just another "friendly" reminder to include the mission type and number when sending CM. Conker a .plt.....also LABEL the .plt with the battle type and nimber...i cannot strees how frustrating it is to have a tie battle 1 and an xwa battle 1 and not be able to tell which it which -Comp about to start...take part or...err...dont =P -Conker starting a "NEw Deal" For Those who lactt the time or have technical problems keeping them form flying. See Conker for something Else you can do insted of flying. <--ahem...i know some of you arent flying... -Squad patch voting. I have 2 prospective patches on my desk, one from Firzam coldsteel and the otehr by serin jansj...which is which im not saying. I cant decide which is the better one so i leave the choice up to the squad. Send your choice to Conker666@comcast.net . no really...send your choice... Transfers none Promos Wouldnt you like to know =P Medals none IWATS none CM Conker Do You Really Want To Know? CPT Viper Nothing LT Firzam Coldsteel nothing LTMiles Teg returning...havent heard anything else. CPT Death Angel nothing LT J'lek Arcanos AIM,IRC...anything else excused due to ROS LT Hunter nothing LT Serin Jansj AIM, IRC Working on new beta web page, named a-cmdr, CM Max AIM, IRC SL Viktor Trollstein email Comps Competition Name/Title Citation Run Submitted by: CMDR/CM Conker Blackwood/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign Start Date (mm/dd/yy) 10/3/2004 End Date (mm/dd/yy) 10/23/2004 Parties Involved All pilots of Beta Squadron Missions/Battles Used -TIE-TC Battle #171 - Fury of the Colossus -TIE-TC Battle #134 - Damaged TIEs -TIE-TC Battle #118 - Omicron's Initiation -TIE-TC Battle #184 - Chronological Influences -TIE-TC Battle #163 - Project: Athena -TIE-TC Battle #138 - Battle of the TIE Interceptor -TIE-TC Battle #114 - Stop the Press! -TIE-TC Battle #048 - Ski Hoth - Star Wars Mercenaries -TIE-TC Battle #214 - The Virus -TIE-TC Battle #166 - Strike of the Hammer Medals to be Awarded Iron Star with Bronze Wings (IS-BW) Miscellaneous Information Beta has only a few citations under her belt. So let's add a few more, not to mention some FCHG points. The following TIE Fighter-based battles have only been completed by none (save Viper) of the pilots of Beta, and are open for this competition: q| TIE-TC Battle #171 - Fury of the Colossus q| TIE-TC Battle #134 - Damaged TIEs q| TIE-TC Battle #118 - Omicron's Initiation q| TIE-TC Battle #184 - Chronological Influences q| TIE-TC Battle #163 - Project: Athena q| TIE-TC Battle #138 - Battle of the TIE Interceptor q| TIE-TC Battle #114 - Stop the Press! q| TIE-TC Battle #048 - Ski Hoth - Star Wars Mercenaries q| TIE-TC Battle #214 - The Virus q| TIE-TC Battle #166 - Strike of the Hammer Upon completing one of these battles (only from the list above), send an email with your pilot file attached under the subject heading "Citation Run Pilot File." to Commander Conker Blackwood at Conker666@comcast.net. At the completion of the competition, the pilot who has completed the greatest amount of competition battles in the shortest ammount of time, regardless of actual citations earned, will be declared the winner, and will receive an Iron Star with Bronze Wings. Happy hunting. Weekly activity recomendation Fly the comp Orders -FLY! and do the weekly activity -Get on AIM as conkers starting to hold squad meetings -Take some IWATS courses -Make sure Conker knows your Alive, email him, aim, irc, slide a note under his door, or anything else to lt him know your alive <--TOP PRIORITY! -Recruit -If You Arent Already, get on the message boards -If youve got XWA, and the time....contact Conker on AIM or IRC for an MP thrashing agenst hois T/D or his YT-2000 Roster BETA SQUADRON : Strike COMMANDER: CM Conker Blackwood (Conker666@comcast.net) NICKNAME: Sovereign's Cavaliers BANNER: beta.jpg MOTTO: Honor, Courage, Death and Glory. HOMEPAGE: http://www.minos.net/~sirik/beta/home.htm FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER Nickname: Death's Messengers Motto: There is no fate, but what we make. 1) CM Conker Blackwood (Conker666@comcast.net) 2) CPT Viper (FWCJR@hotmail.com) 3) CM Max (Veers13@aol.com) 4) SL Viktor Trollstein (spacetroll@msn.com) FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER Nickname: The Stalkers Motto: Failure is not an option 1) LT J'Lek Arcanos (jlek_arcanos@yahoo.com) 2) LT Hunter (julianajhunt@Hotmail.com) 3) LT Serin Jansj (yeoldeparapet@hotmail.com) 4) TBA FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT Nickname: The Pathfinders Motto: Last thing you'll hear is the sound of our TIEs 1) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com) 2) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com) 3) LT Miles Teg (nathan@usscelt.org) 4) TBA And Now...The Joke Of The Week!! One day, Robert ran into an old friend at the small town cafe. Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher, had lost his wife a year or so earlier and rumor had it that he intended to marry a "mail order" bride. As a friend, Robert asked Tom if the rumor was true. "Yep," Tom assured him. "How old is your new bride?" "She'll be twenty-one, come November." Robert, being a wise man, knew that the sexual appetites of such a young woman could never be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. So, wanting his friend's golden years to be happy ones, Robert tactfully suggested that Tom consider getting a hired hand to help out around the ranch, knowing full well that nature would take its own course. "That's a good idea. I'll start looking this afternoon." A few months passed before Robert ran into Tom again. "How's the new wife?" he asked. "Pregnant!" Tom said proudly. Pleased that his wisdom had worked out, Robert asked, "And how's the new hired hand?" Without hesitating, Tom beamed, "She's pregnant too!" CMDR/CM Conker Blackwood/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign PC/ISM/IS-1BR-1SR/CoLx2/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1-SM/3}