Beta Report # 26 (2004-09-11)

This report was submitted by CM Conker Blackwood


Beta Squad Report
September 11, 2004

NEWS
-Squad patch still in the works

-Just another "friendly" reminder to include the mission type and number when sending CM. Conker a .plt.....also LABEL the .plt with the battle type and nimber...i cannot strees how frustrating it is to have a tie battle 1 and an xwa battle 1 and not be able to tell which it which

-Squad vs Squad Comp Imminent....stay tuned.

-Conker starting a "NEw Deal" For Those who lactt the time or have technical problems keeping them form flying. See OCnker for something Else you can do insted of flying.

-CM. Coner having a bad weekend. Send him jokes. The oine with the best jokes gets to assist conekr in torturing the one with the worst jokes.

-Welcome SL Vicktor Trollstein to beta! Drinks are on him

Transfers
SL Vicktor Trollstein Joins From Daedalus

Promos
Wouldnt you like to know =P

Medals
CM. COnker = CoL

LT. Firzam = CoL

IWATS

Comeon...gimme something to put here =P


CM Conker
Cmdr Stuff

CPT Viper

ONn LOA Due to Hurracane

LT Firzam Coldsteel
Flew


CPT Death Angel
NOTHING!

LT J'lek Arcanos
AIM

LT Hunter
Flew

LT Serin Jansj
AIM, IRC Working on new beta web page

CM Max
AIM, IRC

SL Viktor Trollstein

Joined beta, Emailed CMDR
Comps

Assignment and Survivors posted at EH forum
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewtopic.php?t=3039&start=45

From Mike:

Survivor: Hutt Guano Binn

That's right, I'm taking a cue from the popularity of Reality TV and
starting one of my own. Thw wing will be divided into three equal teams.
Each week there will be a new activity to do, each having their own goal.
FOr instance, one week might be to play a mission for the best overall
laserless score in the wing, as a group. THe group that comes in last
will have to vote to drop a player. THis will continue, and I will
combine groups as needed until I get down to a select few, which I will
then turn up the heat on. At the end, one person will be voted the
winner, and the survivor of the HGBs. And there's one twist to the game.
You can earn bonus points for your team by writing about what goes on
during the week inside your camp. THe action, the survival, the intrigue
of living in the HGB with your group. I think this could be a really fun
competition to run, but I'll need your help in promoting it. Also, after
this is done, towards Christmas, I'll be running a round-robin competition
to find the greatest squad. I know that several of you have been
wondering which squad really is the best. This will give you the answer.


Weekly activity recomendation

Fly For the TC Patrol

Orders

-FLY! and do the weekly activity

-Get on AIM as conkers starting to hold squad meetings

-Take some IWATS courses
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive, email him, aim, irc, slide a note under his door, or anything else to lt him know your alive <--TOP PRIORITY!
-Recruit

-If You Arent Already, get on the message boards

-If youve got XWA, and the time....contact Conker on AIM or IRC for an MP thrashing agenst hois T/D or his YT-2000

Roster



BETA SQUADRON : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker Blackwood (Conker666@comcast.net)
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Cavaliers
BANNER: beta.jpg
MOTTO: Honor, Courage, Death and Glory.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.minos.net/~sirik/beta/home.htm


FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Death's Messengers
Motto: There is no fate, but what we make.
1) CM Conker Blackwood (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) CPT Viper (FWCJR@hotmail.com)
3) CM Max (Veers13@aol.com)
4) SL Viktor Trollstein (spacetroll@msn.com)

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Stalkers
Motto: Failure is not an option
1) LT J'Lek Arcanos (jlek_arcanos@yahoo.com)
2) LT Hunter (julianajhunt@Hotmail.com)
3) LT Serin Jansj (yeoldeparapet@hotmail.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Pathfinders
Motto: Last thing you'll hear is the sound of our TIEs
1) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
2) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
3) LT Miles Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA

And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!

Bob, a 70-year-old wealthy widower, showed up at his country club with a breathtakingly beautiful, sexy 25-year-old blonde who knock who charmed everyone while hanging all over Bob. His golf buddies are amazed. They finally pried her off of him and got him alone. "Damn, Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" "Girlfriend? She's my new wife!" They're bowled over. "How'd you ever get a woman like that to marry a old geezer like you?" Bob said, "I lied about my age." His friends responded, "What'd you do? Tell her you were 50?" Bob smiled. "Nope. Told her I was 90!"

CMDR/CM Conker Blackwood/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
PC/ISM/IS-1BR-1SR/CoLx2/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1-SM/3}

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