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Python Report # 1 (2004-09-10)

This report was submitted by COL Frodo March

Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on September 10th 2004, report #1

Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on September 10th 2004, report #1

 

Python Introduction Part

 

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome to all new Python Pilots! :D We now have a brand new Squadron with a brand new pilot and a brand new Commander.  (I try to keep fit, thank you).  Welcome aboard for Python's Glorious new reign! It was closed way back when, before I can remember at least...I would look it up, but I'm somewhat lazy.

 

At any rate, we have 5 pilots, welcome aboard CM Wharfin De Grooz, LC Thom Zack, LCM Ginji and SL Kaiser Dux! (A brand new guy! :D) I am as happy to see you in Python as I am bad at the task of learning to spell your names.

 

Pythons are snakes.

 

So let me introduce myself a little bit.  I am Colournel Frodo March, I am from Krayt Squadron on the ISD Intrepid...They had 413ish citations until I left two dayz ago, now they have 0, and are probably just finished putting the bounty on me...So I will likely have to send a few flights of pilots to their deaths in order to save my cowardly hide...

 

Speaking of the Python Roster, I looked at our Banner and thought "mmm...shrimp".  But what I thought was irrelevant, I would like Flight Leaders to think up of Mottos and nicknames for their Flights please.  It would be the first task I ask of you...Likely to be one of the very few :P  Python has a new Nickname and Motto to be posted as soon as the FO puts it on.  Also, an ISM to whoever makes me a banner...I'm accostumed to ask Justi for Graphics...but he's sortof my boss now...

 

As for the webpage, LCM Ginji has already offered to make it, and it should be done by sunday...To this statement I expressed intent joy, and shed a tear or two to prove it.  Goooo Ginji!

 

Next on the agenda *flips a few pages* I'm getting new pilots...And you should too, I would like to be full, that is the goal, be full...No, not full of that! Full of pilots!! I think ahead.

 

Also, our message board never got shut down, Huzzah! I should be acomandeering it soon.  It can be spammed at: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=88 weee!

 

And as I quote a spanish soccer announcer: GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL!  Enjoy the rest of the report.

 

 

Squadron Status

 

We currently have no comps, and most likely have one once they move in the rest of my furniture.  I'd also like it if you all reported in...Just say hi you know ;)

 

 

Squadron Activity

 

COL Frodo March..........Joined Python! Awarded IS-SR, did TAC work.

 

CM Wharfin De Grooz....Joined Python!

 

LC Thom Zack..............Joined Python!

 

SL Kaiser Dux..............Joined Python! And the TC! E-mail me if you need anything! ;)

 

LCM Ginji.....................Joined Python! Working on our Webpage! :D

 

 

Squadron Roster

 

PYTHON SQUADRON OF WING XV : Interdiction
COMMANDER: COL Frodo March (fcjt914@yahoo.ca)
NICKNAME: Striking Serpents
BANNER: python.jpg
MOTTO: Strike hard and fast, show no mercy.
HOMEPAGE: http://python.squadron.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://theholo.net/mb/viewforum.php?f=93

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Coil
Motto: Once inside the Coil, our enemies will see nothing more
1) COL Frodo March (fcjt914@yahoo.ca)
2) CM Wharfin De Grooz (mjacole@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Fangs
Motto: Our bite will kill anything
1) LC Thom Zack (EHZACK@aol.com)
2) SL Kaiser Dux (RSEARCEY1@YAHOO.COM)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Vengeance
Motto: Fear us, 'cause we will never give up
1) LCM Ginji (EspioXX@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FCHG And CR Stats

FCHG

Templar [TMPR] (2000 points)

Knight [KNGT] (250 points)

Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)

CR

Officer 4th (30 points)

Trainee (1 point)

Squadron Orders

1. FLY XWA MP! X-Wing Alliance Multiplayer in #ehcoc or WoW/Zone!!!!!

2. Irritate the Wing Commander

3. Participate at Comps

4. Do the activity you prefer ;)

5. Ommit to put the N in the WC's name.

The Things we did to Annoy the WC this week

Well, I took command of one of his Squadrons, I will have an ongoing prank to annoy our WC...Since he's Justi.  It will be a comp, and the one that pulls off the best prank on LC Justi gets a medal at the end of the Month!

Other then that, this week I did order #5...We must always omit to write the N in his name :P

Quote of the Week

"<Hero|AFK> hmmmmmmm... acording to my calculations.. Shaq is Obiese"

(The fact that it isn't true...and that he can't spell obese makes it all funnier...wait, Can I spell obese?!?!?)

Random Thoughts

While settling into a new Squadron, its always a good idea to check the bottom of your shoes for gum.  Why? Because.

Overdose of 213 the Hard Way isn't good for my vocabulary...The other Day I was talking in Izzle for a few hours, yes, somebody slap me.

With so much drama in Wing X V its sorta hard being Big Frothy T :P

Closing Satements

Well then, that was a report, the first of a new Era of Pythonnessnessness.  Quite magical it was considering we should have been open a week ago, but whatever! I have More pilots coming soon.  Our first goal is 6, then 8, then 12.  Recruitment and Annoyment and MP comps are being recommended in a few.

Also, if you have any ideas for the report, or a submissions for the banner send it to me right away at fcjt914@yahoo.ca !

Keep it real in the field!

<salute>

CMDR-TCC:XvT-PROF/COL Frodo March/Python/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
GS/SSx6/BSx2/PCx8/ISMx7/MoI/MoT-30rh-3bh/IS-4BW-5BR-1SW-2SR-1GW-1GR/LoC-CSx6/DFC-Rx1/CoSx5/CoL/CoB/LoAx2/OV-3E [TMPR] {IWATS-HIST-IBX-IIC/1-M/1/2-MP-SM/2/3-TACS-TM/1-TT-WM-WPN-XTM/1/2-XTT}

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"Global warming is just another empty promise"

 

 

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