Delta Squadron Weekly Report

Commander's Corner
-Well, the weekend has been kinda busy, I just moved back to school, so I'm getting back into that swing. Next weekend is probably going to be interesting too, since my roommate should be arriving then (if he does) Other than that, some of you guys seem to have picked up the ball, and some of you still aren't aware there is a ball =P I'll get working on that, so enjoy the rest of the report.

Squadron News

"And now for something completely different" - Monty Python's Flying Circus

-We have two pilots who passed FCHG ranks this week. Congrats are in order to the new Gallant (CM Starr) and our new Hussar (LT Danel). Drinks are on them!
-COL Mike Chistu was found unconsious today in the bar. Tests later ran on his drink found it to be pure water. Apparently the shock of non-alcoholic liquid entering his body almost killed him. We send our best wishes to our WC, and hope for his swift recovery. On a related note, CPT Viper was found replacing the whiskey in the bar with water less than a minute after the incident with COL Chistu. Several charges are being levelled at CPT Viper, including poisoning, attempted murder, and general disruption of wing-wide drinking. More as this story developes.

~*~Note: Not all the stories here are real. We ran a little bit short on good material, so we decided to wing it. However, we, the producers, feel that all of these events are perfectly plausible ones, and should be treated as real.

Squadron Activity
:) = Good :| = Decent :( = Bad ;P = Argon

LC Argon Viper - ;P
-Getting some response to the "New Plan" (I still insist you call me FDR...)
-Moved into college dorms again

COL Mobiles - :(
-Nothing this week
-Has not responded to the "New Plan"

MAJ Eugene - :(
-Nothing this week
-Has not responded to the "New Plan"

CM Anthony Starr - :)
-Completed the TLN IWATS test with a score of 100%
-Flew TC-TIE #64 (congrats on passing an FCHG rank!)
-Has sworn to surpass me in FCHG ranks (good luck! ;))

CM Gyssler - :)
-Flew DB-XvT #11 for the Sov Summer Patrol

LT Danel - :)
-Did not report to his FL
-Flew TC-XvT #32
-Flew TC-XvT #33
-Flew TC-XvT #37
-Flew TC-XvT #38
-Flew TC-XvT #39
-Flew TC-XvT #41 (Congrats on passing an FCHG rank!)
-Passed the HIST IWATS Course with 75%
-Passed the TM/1 IWATS Course with 84%
-Has so many high scores pending I believe he should pass to yet another FCHG rank when they all clear.

CM Eric - :|
-Bogged down in the hurricane fever. Let's hope this third one is the last.

Squadron Orders

-Stick to your "New Plan" obligations

LC Argon Viper
Idiot
Psychopath
"That Drunk Guy..."
Delta Squadron Commander