Beta Squad Report
October 2, 2004
NEWS
-Just another "friendly" reminder to include the mission type and number when sending CM. Conker a .plt.....also LABEL the .plt with the battle type and nimber...i cannot strees how frustrating it is to have a tie battle 1 and an xwa battle 1 and not be able to tell which it which
-Comp about to start...take part or...err...dont =P
-Conker starting a "NEw Deal" For Those who lactt the time or have technical problems keeping them form flying. See Conker for something Else you can do insted of flying.
-Squad patch voting. I have 2 prospective patches on my desk, one from Firzam coldsteel and the otehr by serin jansj...which is which im not saying. I cant decide which is the better one so i leave the choice up to the squad. Send your choice to Conker666@comcast.net .
-in other news, rioting broke out after brin chaser was named a-wc. It is rumord brin is sealed in his office after someone pumped jello in through the ventlation system. Noises from inside indacate he might be eating his way out.
Transfers
none
Promos
Wouldnt you like to know =P
Medals
none
IWATS
Officer: FM/LT Hunter/Beta 2-2/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
IWATS Course: Internet Basics
Score: 100%
Additional comments: Well done Lieutenant.
CM Conker
Do You Really Want To Know?
CPT Viper
Nothing
LT Firzam Coldsteel
email, sent squad patch
LTMiles Teg
returning...havent heard anything else.
CPT Death Angel
AIM
LT J'lek Arcanos
AIM,IRC...anything else excused due to ROS
LT Hunter
took an iwats
LT Serin Jansj
AIM, IRC Working on new beta web page, sent squad patch
CM Max
AIM, IRC
SL Viktor Trollstein
nothing....thats 2 weeks
Comps
Competition Name/Title Citation Run
Submitted by: CMDR/CM Conker Blackwood/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
Start Date (mm/dd/yy) 10/3/2004
End Date (mm/dd/yy) 10/23/2004
Parties Involved All pilots of Beta Squadron
Missions/Battles Used -TIE-TC Battle #171 - Fury of the Colossus -TIE-TC Battle #134 - Damaged TIEs -TIE-TC Battle #118 - Omicron's Initiation -TIE-TC Battle #184 - Chronological Influences -TIE-TC Battle #163 - Project: Athena -TIE-TC Battle #138 - Battle of the TIE Interceptor -TIE-TC Battle #114 - Stop the Press! -TIE-TC Battle #048 - Ski Hoth - Star Wars Mercenaries -TIE-TC Battle #214 - The Virus -TIE-TC Battle #166 - Strike of the Hammer
Medals to be Awarded Iron Star with Bronze Wings (IS-BW)
Miscellaneous Information Beta has only a few citations under her belt. So let's add a few more, not to mention some FCHG points. The following TIE Fighter-based battles have only been completed by none (save Viper) of the pilots of Beta, and are open for this competition:
q| TIE-TC Battle #171 - Fury of the Colossus
q| TIE-TC Battle #134 - Damaged TIEs
q| TIE-TC Battle #118 - Omicron's Initiation
q| TIE-TC Battle #184 - Chronological Influences
q| TIE-TC Battle #163 - Project: Athena
q| TIE-TC Battle #138 - Battle of the TIE Interceptor
q| TIE-TC Battle #114 - Stop the Press!
q| TIE-TC Battle #048 - Ski Hoth - Star Wars Mercenaries
q| TIE-TC Battle #214 - The Virus
q| TIE-TC Battle #166 - Strike of the Hammer
Upon completing one of these battles (only from the list above), send an email with your pilot file attached under the subject heading "Citation Run Pilot File." to Commander Conker Blackwood at Conker666@comcast.net. At the completion of the competition, the pilot who has completed the greatest amount of competition battles in the shortest ammount of time, regardless of actual citations earned, will be declared the winner, and will receive an Iron Star with Bronze Wings. Happy hunting.
Weekly activity recomendation
Fly the comp
Orders
-FLY! and do the weekly activity
-Get on AIM as conkers starting to hold squad meetings
-Take some IWATS courses
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive, email him, aim, irc, slide a note under his door, or anything else to lt him know your alive <--TOP PRIORITY!
-Recruit
-If You Arent Already, get on the message boards
-If youve got XWA, and the time....contact Conker on AIM or IRC for an MP thrashing agenst hois T/D or his YT-2000
Roster
BETA SQUADRON : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker Blackwood (Conker666@comcast.net)
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Cavaliers
BANNER: beta.jpg
MOTTO: Honor, Courage, Death and Glory.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.minos.net/~sirik/beta/home.htm
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Death's Messengers
Motto: There is no fate, but what we make.
1) CM Conker Blackwood (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) CPT Viper (FWCJR@hotmail.com)
3) CM Max (Veers13@aol.com)
4) SL Viktor Trollstein (spacetroll@msn.com)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Stalkers
Motto: Failure is not an option
1) LT J'Lek Arcanos (jlek_arcanos@yahoo.com)
2) LT Hunter (julianajhunt@Hotmail.com)
3) LT Serin Jansj (yeoldeparapet@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Pathfinders
Motto: Last thing you'll hear is the sound of our TIEs
1) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
2) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
3) LT Miles Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA
And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!
A businessman stopped before a homeless beggar, opened his wallet and tentatively held out a ten-dollar bill. "If I give you this money, will you use it to buy beer?" "Oh, no," said the homeless man. "I stopped drinking years ago." "Will you gamble with it?" "No, I don't gamble; I need all I can get just to live." "Will you rent porn?" "Are you nuts? I gave up sex years ago; it means nothing to me now." "Will you blow it on greens fees at a golf course?" "Aw, come on, man. Golf? You're kiddin'!" "Well then," said the businessman, "I'm not going to give you ten dollars, but I am going to take you home with me and have my wife prepare us a wonderful dinner." "What? Are you sure? I'm dirty and I probably smell bad, too." The businessman replied, "That's okay, buddy. I just want her to see what happens to a man who gives up beer, gambling, sex and golf!"
CMDR/CM Conker Blackwood/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
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