Beta Squad Report
August 14, 2004
NEWS
-Squad patch still in the works
-Just another "friendly" reminder to include the mission type and number when sending CM. Conker a .plt.....also LABEL the .plt with the battle type and nimber...i cannot strees how frustrating it is to have a tie battle 1 and an xwa battle 1 and not be able to tell which it which
-More suprises this week as C}M. COnker acually flys. In an MP XWA match with LT j'lek conker emerges victorus agenst J'leks Missile Boat...in a YT-2000.
-LT. Firzam put on conkers mutualte and torture lists for instagating vairous instances of pranking. Argon viper, Brin Chaser and Mike also aded to the list. CPT. Viper to be rewarded with booze and twi'leks for counter pranking.
Transfers
none
Promos
Wouldnt you like ot know =P
Medals
none
IWATS
Empty aint it +P
CM Conker
Cmdr Stuff Flew XWA VS lt. J'lek
CPT Viper
AIM, Counterpranking
LT Firzam Coldsteel
Flew, Fell to his death frdown a lift shaft with ravenous gundarks att he bottom
LT Miles Teg
Transfering to reserves
CPT Death Angel
AIM
LT J'lek Arcanos
AIM, lost XWAMP to conker
LT Hunter
Flew For Patrol
LTSerin Jansj
AIM, IRC Working on new beta web page
CM Max
AIM, IRC
Comps
Assignment and Survivors posted at EH forum
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewtopic.php?t=3039&start=45
Weekly activity recomendation
Fly For the TC Patrol
Orders
-FLY! and do the weekly activity
-Get on AIM as conkers starting to hold squad meetings
-Take some IWATS courses
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive, email him, aim, irc, slide a note under his door, or anything else to lt him know your alive <--TOP PRIORITY!
-Recruit
-If You Arent Already, get on the message boards
-If youve got XWA, and the time....contact Conker on AIM or IRC for an MP thrashing agenst hois T/D or his YT-2000
Roster
BETA SQUADRON : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker Blackwood (Conker666@comcast.net)
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Cavaliers
BANNER: beta.jpg
MOTTO: Honor, Courage, Death and Glory.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.minos.net/~sirik/beta/home.htm
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Death's Messengers
Motto: There is no fate, but what we make.
1) CM Conker Blackwood (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) CPT Viper (FWCJR@hotmail.com)
3) CM Max (Veers13@aol.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Stalkers
Motto: Failure is not an option
1) LT J'Lek Arcanos (jlek_arcanos@yahoo.com)
2) LT Hunter (julianajhunt@Hotmail.com)
3) LT Serin Jansj (yeoldeparapet@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Pathfinders
Motto: Last thing you'll hear is the sound of our TIEs
1) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
2) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
3) LT Miles Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA
And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!
Dave Smith was continually bragging around the office. One day he amazed everyone with, "You know, I know everyone in the whole world." Tired of his incessant boasting, his boss called his bluff. "Okay, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, boss. Tom and I are old friends." "Oh, really? Prove it! I'll pay for us both to go to Hollywood!" So Dave and his boss flew to California, knocked on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom shouted, "Hey, Dave Smith! Great to see you! Come on in!" Although impressed, Dave Smith's boss was still skeptical. Afterwards, he said, "You know, you might know Tom Cruise, but you don't know everybody in the whole world." "Yes; yes I do. I know everyone in the whole world. Name somebody." "How about President Bush?" his boss asked. "Sure, boss. W and I are old buds." "Oh, yeah? Prove it! I'll pay for us both to go to D. C.!" So Dave and his boss flew to D. C., went to the White House, gave the guard Dave Smith's name and sure enough, after a few minutes the guard waved them in where W met them just inside the front door! "Hey, Dave Smith! Great to see you! Come on in!" Now Dave's boss is really impressed. After W gave them a personal tour, Dave's boss said, "You know, you might know Tom Cruise, and you might know George Bush, but you don't know everybody in the whole world." "Yes; yes I do. I know everyone in the whole world. Name somebody." After a few minutes of thought, he proudly announced, "The Pope!" "Sure, boss. My grandparents are Polish. Met him through them." "Oh, yeah? Prove it! I'll pay for us both to go to Rome!" So Dave and his boss flew to Rome, took a taxi from the airport directly to the Vatican where the Pope was speaking to a huge crowd in Vatican Square. As soon as they exited the cab, the Pope waved, Dave waved back, and then the Pope motioned for Dave to join him on his balcony. The boss was broken-hearted. As Dave disappeared into the Vatican, his boss got suspicious. This was too easy! Maybe he'd been faked out. As he finished paying the taxi driver, he asked him, "Excuse me, sir. Is that really the Pope up there in the tall hat?" And the taxi driver said, "I don't know, but that's Dave Smith standing next to him!"
CMDR/CM Conker Blackwood/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
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