Tau Report # 0 (2004-09-09)

This report was submitted by GN Kaerner


Tau Squadron Update

Thursday - September 9, 2004 

Squadron News

 

The EH won the August XWA WoW which makes the club the winner of both the WoWs of the month. Excellent work!

MAJ Tek and GN Kaerner has been awarded the Iron Star - Gold ribbon and silver ribbon, respectively for good placement in a fleetwide XO comp.  

Tau Squadron is attached to the Avenger Task Force (ATF). during the Imperial Storm V exercise. ImpStorm is a wargame where the actual battles are played in MP XWA. Squadron members are encouraged to fly in the exercise and help the ATF out. Check out the details about ImpStorm V.

The EH Combat Operations Officer (COO), AD Sarin, has been awarded the Grand Order of the Emperor for his work at promoting and managing multiplayer gaming for the EH.

Competitions

Flight Deck

  • Battlegroup Judgement (M) [Details]
  • Tau CR Race (M) [Details]
  • MP in #ehcoc (D) [Details]
  • XvT WoW (M) [Details]
  • XWA WoW (M) [Details]
  • Imperial Storm V [Details]

(M)onthly (D)aily

The medals from the WoWs have arrived making this a great week on the flight deck. Excellent work guys!

Rax: 12(!) LoCs
Tek: 35(!) LoCs + 4 DFCs(!)
Total: 47 LoCs + 4 DFCs.

Roster

Captain Abbey Danger, Tau flight nurse

No transfers this week.
Squadron strength: 8 members.

FLIGHT I - A-9 VIGILANCE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Demon Knights
Motto: Darkness kills our enemies

1) GN Kaerner
2)
LCM DS
3)
LT Desperado
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - A-9 VIGILANCE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Death Bringers
Motto: We strike into the heart of the enemy
1) GN von Reinthaler
2) SL Akisne Obinashu

3) TBA
4) LCM Big Daddy

FLIGHT III - A-9 VIGILANCE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Black Death
Motto: We bring our enemies the Eternal Darkness
1) CPT Rax von-Klug

2)
MAJ Tek Selkirk
3) TBA

4) TBA

Link(s) of the week

In light of the COO recently getting married, I'll tell a little story instead of the usual link.

Dear Tech Support, 
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Can you please help me!?

Quote(s) of the week

Some disturbing facs has been uncovered about the COO. As always, check out the squadron channel (#tausquadron) for some great drunken conversation.

[00:06] <VonRein> looking at all the new games on lucasarts... drool
[00:06] <VonRein> KOTOR2 looks sweet
[00:06] <VonRein> battlefront looks ok
[00:06] <AD_Sarin> yes it does
[00:06] <VonRein> reblicic commandos is pretty
[00:06] <AD_Sarin> Kotor2 is freaking awesome. i will make love to it
[00:07] <Kaerner> aren't you married dude? :P

General Magnus Kaerner
Rogue Dark Side Adept
Commanding Officer Tau Squadron

CMDR/GN Kaerner/Tau/MC Tripidium
GOE/GS/SSx2/BS/PCx3/ISMx4/MoI/IS-2BW-1SW-1PW/LoC-RS-CSx4-Rx2/DFC-SW/CoL/CoB/OV-7E
[CNTR] {IWATS-CBX-SM/1-VBS}

 

 

 


 


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