-=Typhoon Squadron Weekly Report=-®

(17/07/2004)

Intro

*It's that time of week again...Now upon seeing the report, you think "what the hell's happened?", the background is dark, the titles are blood red. Then you think "Oh yeh, Dirty's in charge," and that answers all your questions. Still though the "Why?" remains. And I answer: I wanted to change the scenery. Now you start winging, "Hey but my eyes hurt!!!" and my answer to that is good, Suffer!!! That was one of my primary reasons of doing this, to hurt you all and blind you...the second, is reason is the fact that I think it looks good. So there...

*Big welcome everyone to Narraku, who joined us fresh from the Daedalus. As I've told you in his welcoming e-mail, he's an evil doer, so I advise you not to piss him off :P

*I've also just realised after 3 weeks, that one of my pilot is not named Quincy Jones (like in a movie I saw, I think) but Quincy Nelson. Sorry about that mate and Hurray to clumsiness!!! :P

*A quote to fill the void, and once again Admiral Mell Kerrigan is the main man!!!

I [Blake-] i was invited by Mell
[DV|Fiction] ohhh?
[`Archangel] You poor sod...
[Blake-] still waiting ona confirmation e-mail
[DV|Fiction] :D
[Blake-] he seems a nice guy
[`Archangel] Mell = Evil :P
[DV|Fiction] are you a friend of is?
[Blake-] he is a friend of my sis
[DV|Fiction] o-o
[useless stuff removed] [Blake-] sis spoke of him like he was god or some crap
[DV|Fiction] heh, thats new :p
[Blake-] one of the good things about her moving to indiana
[Blake-] no more listening to her Mell worship

II [`Archer] getting pwned by Mell
[`Archer] the godlike mell
[`Archer] commander of all that is, just under ronin and Ast

Bah Mell! What do you do to these people?!?!?!

TC News/Wing News

*The Fleet Medical Corps need banners! Rear Admiral Eclipse is willing to reward the top three designers with IS-GW, SW and BW respectively. Multiple submissions are very much welcome and submissions must be of good quality, must be reflective of the FMC and tastefull. Submissions must be in *.jpg *.gif *.png or *.bmp. They Must be zipped together and sent to mo@emperorshammer.org ..... hmmm that's a lot of "must be"s.

*Internet Officer position is opened for applications. Applications should be directed to the Fleet Commander (fc@emperorshammer.org ) and Executive Officer (xo@emperorshammer.org ) with the subject "Application for Internet Officer".

*Wing XV commander open for applications. All apps should be sent to AD Khadgar(khadgar1@shaw.ca ) and RA Drax Remlinger(Tombtrooper@aol.com )

*TIE FCHG 6 bug has been fixed! The missing .LFD file has been added and the battle now works correctly.

*RA Locke is on leave for a leave for a little while

*Check out the new TCBG site!!! http://www.tcbg.net

Promotions/ Medals/ Transfers

*Narraku joins the Challenge in Typhoon. Careful, he bites :P

*MAJ Ponda Jarret gets an IS-BWs for winning the XWA portion of the June typhoon flying comp! Good work!

*CM Dirty Vader gets 4 LoCs and a DFC, for winning a session of the Countdown to Oblivion Comp. He got an IS-BWs for 3rd place overall. God he rocks! :P

*CM Dirty Vader also got a MoI

Squadron Citations/Status/Comps

*We now have six pilots which means we get some back; some being 23. You know the drill, fly...

*Believe it or not, in the SSL results, it stated that both Typhoon and Krayt got a total of 0 points (no-one flew), which means there's a tie. Then I send an e-mail asking what was to happen, never got an answer to the question. So I check out the MBs one night and find out that none of two squads go to the semis and are disqualified. Praetorian, having to no-one to fly against go directly to the finals. Stupid aint it? Damn those Sov types want to make me squeal.

*The typhoon monthly comp is up and running:
Fly TIE Free Mission 227 and XWA Free mission 90 and the highest scorer for each platform gets IS BWs (1 medal for the winner of XWA, and another for the winner of TIE) You have until the end of the month.

Activity!!!

CM Dirty Vader (Typhoon 1-1)