Delta Squadron Weekly Report

Commander's Corner
Yup, I realize I'm late, RL grabbed me by the throat this weekend, so I'm making up for it right now. School starts for me on the 20th, but I could be headed back as early as the 12th, expect me to get more active starting around then. Other than that, I plan to test EHBL sometime, see if I can get it working with a new hard drive.

Squadron News

"And now for something completely different" - Monty Python's Flying Circus

-Well, every report I put up before December got wiped when the server died (or whatever it did), so if you're looking for recent reports, don't bet on getting them.
-We've just received breaking news that CM Conker has been trapped in his room, the floor of which has been replaced with linoleum and coated with over ten layers of wax. Rescue teams are hard at work trying to break the lock (which appears to have been changed), but are having difficulties keeping their amusement under control through the sounds of Conker sliding and slipping around the room. For his part, Conker has sworn to "kick the ever loving ____ out the ______ who did this. Investigations are continuing.
-Low activity this week, I haven't heard from most of you guys, so I'm putting you on notice, starting next week, the first week of not contact is not free, but will start with the AWOL countdown. If Chaser has a right to be peeved at not getting any pilot files for a week, I certainly have the right to be annoyed with no contact at all for a week...

~*~Note: Not all the stories here are real. We ran a little bit short on good material, so we decided to wing it. However, we, the producers, feel that all of these events are perfectly plausible ones, and should be treated as real.

Squadron Activity
:) = Good :| = Decent :( = Bad ;P = Argon

LC Argon Viper - ;P
-Not too much other than straining his ears trying to hear from people.

COL Mobiles - :|
-Heard from you last week, but nothing this week.

MAJ Eugene - :|
-Heard from you last week, but nothing this week.
-Has reported problems with TIE Fighter, so he's not flight capable.

CM Anthony Starr - :|
-Heard from you last week, but nothing this week.

CPT Gyssler - :)
-Submitted his FL Report
-Flew TC-TIE #215
-Flew TC-TIE #219
-Flew Free-XvT #8
-Flew Free-XvT #10
-Flew Free-XvT #11
-Flew Free-XvT #13
-Flew Free-XvT #41
-Flew Free-XvT #81
-Flew Free-XvT #105
-Flew TC-XvT #25
-Flew TC-XvT #26
-Flew TC-XvT #38
-Still active in the Sov Summer Patrol

LT Danel - :|
-Heard from you last week, but nothing this week.

CM Eric - :(
-Nothing yet, I'll give this one as a warning...

Squadron Orders

-Get in contact, and stay in contact. Report to your CMDR and FL every week.

LC Argon Viper
Idiot
Psychopath
"That Drunk Guy..."
Delta Squadron Commander