~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #61~ - 28th of
April 2003~
***~CMDR's Rant~***
I'm back, after my week hiatus, good thing Miack kept you all entertained
with a report last week, *pats M00 on the head* good goat of
vengeance.***~CMDR's Rant~***
*** ~Squadron News~***
Master is seated behind his large greel wood desk, slowly sipping on a
Chalquilla and Cola, watching as a week old Holodrama played on silent on
a wall nearby.He looked up slightly as the office door opened almost silently, in strode his three pilots, possibly the most feared on all the Challenge, though un-fortunately this more often than not didn't always have to do with flying.
Major Hev Randrowan - The Crazy Gungan and Pillow Thief of the Fleet (though no such evidence has been found to suggest Hev is actually behind the numerous thefts of Pillows from around the fleet)
Lieutenant Ivan Steiner - Outsider as he is called, while silent 99% of the time, a threat none the less.
And Finally
Lieutenant Miackus - Hev's so called "Goat of Vengeance", i really don't want to talk about him, its way to disturbing.
All three approached Master's desk, Hev wondered not for the first time how Master was able to get his hands on such a large office, infact it was much larger than Wing Commander Frey's office.
Master took another sip of his drink and watched the three of them stand at attention, he couldn't help but chuckle.
"What can i do for you guys, i told you yesterday, next alcohol shipment doesn't come in till Friday, and the on board Chalquilla Factory is running at 110% your just going to have to wait".
All three of them smiled, however it was Miack who spoke. "No Master, actually we came to see if you had any orders for us"?
Master raised an eyebrow, "Orders"?
Hev smiled, "Youssa know, stuff to make us do to make you feel big and booma importanta".
"Ahhh yes, orders, sorry slipped my mind, hmmm let me think, what can i make you guys do"?
Miack chuckled. "Sleep sounds good".
"Nah wheres the fun in that, i know, i want all three of you to do the following,
a) Fly ummmm TIE-TC Battle #104 - Spam Wars (if u have already fly something else)
b) Annoy the hell out of Frey
c) Annoy Frey some more",
Master grinned.
All three of his pilots mock saluted and strode out of the room, very willing to fulfill their orders, well at least two of them. Master watched them go and continued sipping on his drink with a smile on his face.
*WC's Office - Problems already*
Only a week after Frey's promotion to WC of Wing X have the problems begun, after his Promotion Ceremony was "pranked" by masked assailants whom threw apple pies at those on stage, he has found it impossible to enter his office!
It seems, between the time RA Sephiroth left WC and Frey's promotion, the keys to the door "went missing".
And if this wasn't bad enough, the only slicer on ship has mysteriously disappeared, belived to have left the ship when it was in port only a few hours before Frey's promotion.
So for the moment, Frey has been forced to share quarters with a big pair of male Tech's in one of the lower decks of the ship, we wish all the fun and happiness down there, Enjoy!
*Tornado's Escort Service*
Sick of spending those long lonely nights in your bunk, or sick of those long patrols with no one to talk to? Well Tornado Squadron has come up with a solution, meet one of Tornado Squadrons pilots outside the door to the WC's office and we will do the rest.
Applicants wishing to take part must be susceptible to Jedi mind tricks, and can maintain to the grave that they saw nothing in the "locked" WC's office.
*Tornado Squadron - A Call to Arms*
On hold for the moment, We need to get you guys trained before we go on a spree too, which is why I'm assigning you all to fly TIE-TC Battle #104 - Spam Wars.
Lets see how you all do.
*CMDR on leave*
As of Weds, ill be taking leave for a week, i wont be able to answer any emails, so all BSF's go to Frey (CC'ing me) and I'm placing Hev in charge to do my report next weekend, lets see if he can make us all laugh, as always feel free to submit things to him for it.
*TIE Golf*
The objective is to get the Lowest score possible without ingame cheats,
Current mission is FREE-TIE 48.
I'm winning, I'm one point above Styles (or should i say below? Stupid golf :P)
*Miack's Tornado DIY master class*
This Weeks Edition - How to build a fence Miack Styley!
http://www.nihill666.freeserve.co.uk/wing_x.html
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
~Fly Something~
~Write a Fiction~
~Create a Graphic~
~Take an IWATS Course~
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be given!
Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!
*Tornado Webpage*
http://tornado.squadron.org/
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Fly TIE-TC Battle #104 - Spam Wars~ *PRIORITY*~Complete INPR and Uniform~
~Fly Something~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~
***~Wing/BG News~***
Yay to all those promoted lately!New comps starting soon, hopefully the Challenge Ace will be one of them.
***~Fleet News~***
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asphttp://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
***~The Usual Suspects~***
LC Master4/? Submitted Comp idea to WC
4/? Wrote Fiction
4/? Mission Creation
4/? Marked IWATS tests
MAJ Hev Randrowan
4/? Submitted Graphic
4/? Submitted stuff for report.
LT Ivan Steiner
On Emergency leave
LT Miackus
4/? Working on Battle Plotline.
4/? Submitted DIY and other stuff for report
*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : StrikeCOMMANDER: LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://tornado.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) MAJ Hev Randrowan (deudodideudeu@gmx.net)
2) TBA
3) LT Ivan Steiner (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LT Miackus (Jonothon@nihill666.freeserve.co.uk)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
Citations: 0
FCHG Average: 619.5
Combat Rating Average: 31
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to
the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the
CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's
winner is:Tornado Squadron, cause we are best!!!!!
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Frey!!! Dance Ewok!!!
***~Quote of the Week~***
<Mack|busy> "velcume-a tu thees veeks Turnedu
repurt"~You guys have way to much time on your hands :P
Dear Sir or Madam:
I am applying for Wing V WC. I believe I am the best person for this
person because I am better than everyone else. I am even better than
you, but since your job isn't open, I can't apply for it. I can only slander
you and hope that someone removes your sorry-ass sometime soon (heheh).
But, that's going off topic. WC should be mine because I'm applying for
it. I am the best. Give the job to me.
Sincerely, Lord Miackus,
God among all goats.
~You started it Pri :P
<`Mell> what you done wrong this week master? :P
<`Master> Nothing im aware of
<`Master> weeks not over yet though >:P
~No comment :P
***~Site of the Week~***
http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=11446243Good if you can get it to work :P
Lieutenant Colonel Master
Tornado Squadron Commander - ISD Challenge
IWATS Professor - Rebellion Tactics
TAC Office - Head XWA Crash Test Dummy
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