Thunder Weekly Squadron Report #6

Herein begins the beefiest report of them all! The Thunder Weekly Squadron Report! *cheesy old movie trumpet blast* Plaster your eyes open peoplez, this is a long one!

EVERYONE CONGRADULATE CM ALEXI STUKOV! His 15th birthday is on May 5th!!! (don't start celebrating yet, he doesn't have enough money to support a 3 day party :P)

*On May 8th I will be going under the knife for surgery. It is nothing too big, a day surgery at most. If anyone is interested :P I am having a hernia repaired on my lower left abdominals (not the front... lower down) So I will be semi-active for the days surrounding it, at least until the general anesthetic wears off. Wish me luck :)

I finally learned how to harness our Yahoo Group still need MODERATOR status from Curtis though >:( *writes an email*. Special thanks and a carrot smoothie to Master.

An offer to anyone interested. I will create your uniform! Yes for a measely sum of 1 carrot seed I will create your uniform in the usual carrotty 3 uniform style. For an example look at my profile.

Everyone! Recruit so that Alexi can't enjoy an empty flight! There are COMPS up the ying yang, go steal some of the medals!

Communication:

EMAIL: Here is a listing of all the emails of Thunder Squadron, because I dont particularily trust the thunder_squadron yahoogroups. sgeers@hotmail.com, achtung_spitfire@hotmail.com, darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com, pat_r_ick@hotmail.com, Hobbesforever@aol.com

AIM:

Alexi – Hobbesforever

Tigurius - cha0ticzM00S3

Fritz Von Stukart - Commodore Frtz

Shadow - Devorous

me (Stuart) - ltsgeers



Messageboard: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=70

I love to chat with your guys, about RL and EH issues and occurances :) Feel free to contact me at any time on AIM (ltsgeers) MSN (sgeers@hotmail.com) IRC (`Stuart) or email (sgeers@hotmail.com or carrot@isdchallenge.org)

News:

TIECorps News: http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp

Wing X News:

Congratz to CM SavageAz (my idol) on his promotion to Commander! I'm tempted to write a promo prank just because.

Welcome SL Cheriss Ke Hanadi LT Zarn to the Challenge! I do wonder why Cheriss has not been promoted to LT yet?! She appears to have completed IWATS and even a mission... *prods MAJ Loor with a sharp pointy organic carrot* It wouldn't have happened in Thunder ;)

Thunder News:

- I am well aware that Curtis's and BOTH of Fritz's promo pranks are WELL overdue... actually more along the lines of half done :P I will dedicate my week under the knife to finish at least 1 of them! *hands Alexi a bat just in case it isn't done*

-Beefment overthrowment campaign is running!

-Wing X battleboard... Thunder’s is now complete! http://www.minos.net/~styles/index.htm

Recruitment : We are getting close to empty, PLEASE contact any people you know that are interested in Star Wars. Recruit!! (for recruits our WC is offering 1 ISM per and for 5 or more a PC :) plus the TIECorps has official medals for getting recruits)

Comps:

Sovereign League 2003

Fly TIE Free 183 by May 6, and send your pilot file to me!

Top Gun Race

Fly TIE Free 114 by May 6, and send your pilot file to me!

Black Knight and Black Eagle



The most active pilot over the month May will be awarded the title as Black Knight.

This activity contains flying, email activity, MB activity and whatever comes to your mind.



The Black Knight will form the position as FL of the Black Eagles. The 3 pilots that are assigned as Black Eagles are those who come out as 2nd, 3rd and 4th place in this race.



Medals: The Black Knight earns an IS-SW, the remaining Black Eagles will earn each ! an IS-BW.



This Competition runs from the 1st till the 31st May.





The WING X TOP GUN !



WING X TOP GUN TIE DIVISION



Mission assigned: TIE FREE 187



Medals: Best submission: IS-SW

2nd place: IS-BW





WING X TOP GUN XvT DIVISION



Mission assigned: XvT Free 135



Medals: Best submission: IS-SW

2nd place: IS-BW



WING X TOP GUN XWA DIVISION



Mission assigned: XWA Free 97



Medals: Best submission: IS-SW

2nd place: IS-BW




Beefment Overthrowment Campaign Wargame

Competition approved! Fritz is out, his territory annexed :(. The winner will receive an IS-BR! To win you need to be the last warlord standing or take over the beefment capital! The first Turn is already started. Turn reports are to be in Monday Wednesday and Friday.

Paint Job Competition

No, I don't get to paint the Challenge Orange... *cries* The comp, if you don't remember, is to come up with a new nickname and motto for the ship. Your entry, to be considered for a medal (IS-SR) must have both a motto and nickname suggestion. Send your submission to seph (subject: Paint Job) at sephiroth@isdchallenge.org.

Arrivals: None

Departures: None :)

Medals/Awards:

None

Activity:

CPT Stuart:


– TIE TC 139 (5 missions)

– TIE TC 140 (5 missions)

- WSR

- Finally a Webpage update (appears i will have to add bunch more comps >:D )

- MUDDing (if you want more info on the MUD email me!)

- BOC reports

- Usual boring CMDR stuff




LT Fritz Von Stukart:

- Email contact to ALEXI. Please contact ME.


CM Shadow:
- AIM contact

- MSN contact

- BOC reports

CM Tigurius:
– AIM contact

- Work on DarkSnake's promo prank


CM Alexi Stukov

-BOC stuff
-AIM activity
– Submitted Flight report

– TIE TC 86 (6 missions)

– XWA DB 4 (4 missions 1 possible high score)





Total missions = 20

Total LoCs = 0

Total IWATS = 0

Roster:

THUNDER SQUADRON OF WING X : Escort
COMMANDER: CPT Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: The Eyes of the Storm, The Thunder From Down Under
BANNER: thunder.gif
MOTTO: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell
HOMEPAGE: http://thunder.tiecorps.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=70

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Beefy Ones
Motto: Just Moo It
1) CPT Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Thunder's Talons
Motto: 'Feriens Tego' - Striking I Defend
1) LCM Fritz Von Stukart (achtung_spitfire@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) CM Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
4) CM Tigurius (pat_r_ick@hotmail.com)

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Dogs of War
Motto: Gloria Statim - Instant Glory
Homepage: http://thunder_3_1.tripod.com/thundersquadron-dex/
1) CM Alexi Stukov (Hobbesforever@aol.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

Funnies:



ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA SYRIA FORM AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL Beijing (SatireWire.com) - Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we’re the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best." Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool." THE AXIS PANDEMIC International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable. With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics. Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick. "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay,” accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges. Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.



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