Thunder Weekly Squadron Report #7

Herein begins the beefiest report of them all! The Thunder Weekly Squadron Report! *cheesy old movie trumpet blast* Plaster your eyes open peoplez, this is a long one!



"And speaking of not being around, I think Stuart will be happy when you send him a little mail where you wish him to heal soon, since his surgey was today. Stuart, head up and all the best from my side, and I think I can speak for the whole Wing when I wish you so ! " Thanks Frey, with yours and Fritz's encouragement I made it through quite well.. Still a little sore, and the Tylenol 3s are doing a dandy job!

An offer to anyone interested. I will create your uniform! Yes for a measely sum of 1 carrot seedling I will create your uniform in the usual carrotty 3 uniform style. For an example look at my profile.

Everyone! Recruit so that Alexi can't enjoy an empty flight! There are COMPS up the ying yang, go steal some of the medals!

IMPORTANT from the WC

Yeah, I the last week was full of surprises :) this also includes my sudden resignation and my decision to stay. However, Seph slapped some sense into me, so no worries :)



Anyways, I want to have a little feedback from you, from everyone to be exactly.



I want that you give your oppinion about the work of your superior(s).



Rate the work of your CMDR on a scale from 1 to 5, while 1 is best and 5 is worst. Be honest, and if you feel so, then give a few reasons why you rate this way.



This thing will be kept strictly confidential ! So if you feel like saying your oppinion then please do so, then we can change things together.



I will be not much around the next days, till Wednesday to be exact, when I have my written exam.





Communication:

EMAIL: Here is a listing of all the emails of Thunder Squadron, because I dont particularily trust the thunder_squadron yahoogroups. sgeers@hotmail.com, achtung_spitfire@hotmail.com, darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com, pat_r_ick@hotmail.com, Hobbesforever@aol.com

AIM:

Alexi – Hobbesforever

Tigurius - cha0ticzM00S3

Fritz Von Stukart - Commodore Frtz

Shadow - Devorous

me (Stuart) - ltsgeers



Messageboard: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=70

I love to chat with your guys, about RL and EH issues and occurances :) Feel free to contact me at any time on AIM (ltsgeers) MSN (sgeers@hotmail.com) IRC (`Stuart) or email (sgeers@hotmail.com or carrot@isdchallenge.org)

News:

TIECorps News: http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp

Wing X News:

Welcome COL Locke Setzer, an old veteran. Try not to rough him up too much :P

The challenge has a new motto and nickname! I dont remember who made it, but congratz to them... mine was better :P

Nickname:The Storm's Eye

Motto:Storm is our business, destruction our target, fear our ally

Thunder News:

- I am well aware that Curtis's and BOTH of Fritz's promo pranks are WELL overdue... actually more along the lines of half done :P Still in progress... :P (but I almost motivated myself to use the 'artistic creativity' that comes with codiene from the Ty3z. ;) )

-Beefment overthrowment campaign is running!

-Wing X battleboard... Thunder’s is now complete! http://www.minos.net/~styles/index.htm

Recruitment : We are getting close to empty, PLEASE contact any people you know that are interested in Star Wars. Recruit!! (for recruits our WC is offering 1 ISM per and for 5 or more a PC :) plus the TIECorps has official medals for getting recruits)

Comps:

Sovereign League 2003

Fly TIE Free 220 by May 22, and send your pilot file to me!



Black Knight and Black Eagle



The most active pilot over the month May will be awarded the title as Black Knight.

This activity contains flying, email activity, MB activity and whatever comes to your mind.



The Black Knight will form the position as FL of the Black Eagles. The 3 pilots that are assigned as Black Eagles are those who come out as 2nd, 3rd and 4th place in this race.



Medals: The Black Knight earns an IS-SW, the remaining Black Eagles will earn each ! an IS-BW.



This Competition runs from the 1st till the 31st May.





The WING X TOP GUN !



WING X TOP GUN TIE DIVISION



Mission assigned: TIE FREE 187



Medals: Best submission: IS-SW

2nd place: IS-BW





WING X TOP GUN XvT DIVISION



Mission assigned: XvT Free 135



Medals: Best submission: IS-SW

2nd place: IS-BW



WING X TOP GUN XWA DIVISION



Mission assigned: XWA Free 97



Medals: Best submission: IS-SW

2nd place: IS-BW



Recruitment Banner Competition



Frey wants a banner for a website. He wants it to contain the Wing’s Motto and the Wing’s Nick. He wants it to look cool and that have a big JOIN US on it :) Or, something that looks like Join us :).



The Competition is approved.



Medals: the best submission wins an IS-SR, 2nd place an IS-BR

Beefment Overthrowment Campaign Wargame

Competition approved! Fritz is out, his territory annexed :(. The winner will receive an IS-BR! To win you need to be the last warlord standing or take over the beefment capital! The first Turn is already started. Turn reports are to be in Monday and Friday.



Arrivals: None :(

Departures: None :)

Medals/Awards:

CM Alexi Stukove - PC

CM Tigurius - ISM

CPT Stuart - PC

Activity:

CPT Stuart:


- MB activity

- WSR

- MUDDing (if you want more info on the MUD email me!)

- BOC reports

- Usual boring CMDR stuff




LT Fritz Von Stukart: (has lost his internet connection at home... stuck with using school internet )

- Email Contact :)


CM Shadow: (He can fly again!!! *rejoices*)
- Flew TIE Free 114!

- AIM contact

- MSN contact

- BOC reports

CM Tigurius: (I want DS's promo prank to be done at the same time i finish both of Fritz's... so get to work! :) )
– AIM contact

- Work on DarkSnake's promo prank?


CM Alexi Stukov (Happy 15th! :) and sorry about that bad cold)

-BOC stuff
-AIM activity
– Submitted Flight report





Total missions = 1 (sorry about my bad example this week... but I was disabled up on the upstairs couch :( )

Total LoCs = 0

Total IWATS = 0

Roster:

THUNDER SQUADRON OF WING X : Escort
COMMANDER: CPT Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: The Eyes of the Storm, The Thunder From Down Under
BANNER: thunder.gif
MOTTO: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell
HOMEPAGE: http://thunder.tiecorps.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=70

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Beefy Ones
Motto: Just Moo It
1) CPT Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Thunder's Talons
Motto: 'Feriens Tego' - Striking I Defend
1) LCM Fritz Von Stukart (achtung_spitfire@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) CM Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
4) CM Tigurius (pat_r_ick@hotmail.com)

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Dogs of War
Motto: Gloria Statim - Instant Glory
Homepage: http://thunder_3_1.tripod.com/thundersquadron-dex/
1) CM Alexi Stukov (Hobbesforever@aol.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

Funnies:

> > > The Truth About Eating
> > >
> > > For those of you who watch what you eat...
> > >
> > > Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief
to
know
> > the
> > > truth after all
> > >
> > > those conflicting medical studies:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks
than
> > the
> > > Canadians, British or Americans.
> > >
> > > 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks
>than
> > > the Canadians, British or Americans.
> > >
> > > 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
>attacks
> > > than the Canadians, British or Americans.
> > >
> > > 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and also suffer fewer
heart
> > attacks
> > > than the Canadians, British or Americans.
> > >
> > > 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and
fats
and
> > > suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or
Americans.
> > >
> > > 6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies,
cabbage
rolls
> > and
> > > suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or
Americans.
> > >
> > > CONCLUSION:
> > >
> > > Eat and drink what you like.
> > >
> > > Speaking English is apparently what kills you

And because I Couldn't resist:

http://www.attrition.org/gallery/nature/tn/carrot_couple.jpg.html



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