Asp Report # 11 (2003-07-05)

This report was submitted by CM Joey C


Weekly Squadron Report #10, 'Monk for Sale!'

 

Weekly Squadron Report

by CMDR/CM Joey C

05/07/2003

"Marge you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda"

On that note, lets begin..

Squadron News

*<SIREN> Alert! Alert! OK guys, it has started. The Asp vs Krayt "A New Breed" (:P) has begun! Our objectives are simply this:

  • Fly XWA-FREE #103
  • Fly XvT-FREE #2
  • FLY MP vs KRAYT

The following is an extract taken from CMDR/CM CrimsonFury's e-mail to us regarding the comp:

The highest individual scorer wins an IS-BW and 10pts for his squadron. Everyone who completes the Free also gains 5pts for their squadron. You can only be awarded for flying the free mission once, but you can fly as many times as you like to try and earn the highest score!

It's all there people. Just fly those FREE's, get as high a score as possible, then send to me :D

-More medals rewarded this week

MoI to LCM Yukito

-That last medal alerted me to the fact that we have a new pilot! EVERYONE WELCOME SL Glauron to Flight I and to Asp Squadron! Thanks to Yukito to recruiting him. I want everyone to make him feel at home...this goes for Frodo too...cut back on the green :P


Ship News

- The Krayt vs. Asp Squad Competition is on! Check out the details here: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=675

-MAJ Phantom has gone on another leave...come back soon :P

-Fleet News

Calling all PHP Developers!
14:11 - HA Ari [ari@tiecorps.org]
As excerpted from Internet Office Report #98:

"Alex Foley has organized another new service for the EH. Using the source code from www.pastebin.com, he has created the brand new EH Code Collaboration (CC) site at http://code.minos.net, with help from Xander Drax on a great design. The CC is a place for you to post any code you're having trouble with and have your fellow PHP developers help you work out the bugs! Just make sure to include any comments about what's wrong at the top!

I'm also happy to announce that the planning stages of EH Wargames are nearly over. Today marks the beginning of the CODING STAGE. After some heated debate about which type of database we will use, I have concluded that PostgreSQL will best suit our needs. I am also putting out the call for ALL PHP DEVELOPERS in the EH. We need coders! You should have at least some experience with creating database-driven applications. Don't worry if you're not familiar with PGSQL - it's very similar to MySQL in terms of actual syntax, and the differences aren't hard to learn. If you're interested in helping out with PHP coding of EH Wargames, send an e-mail to ari@tiecorps.org with how long you've been coding PHP, when/how you can be contacted (especially on IRC), along with any and all example sites you can give with your work. Not everyone will be accepted, because there are certain levels of experience we may need. Please do apply, though!

However, I do want to encourage all PHP developers to send me an e-mail anyway with their skills and experience, so as to create an informal developer's network. That way whenever I need to contact someone to do a PHP project, I can have email addresses readily available. So please, even if you're not interested in EHW, e-mail ari@tiecorps.org."

Wing XX WC
10:14 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
A new Wing Commander for Wing XX on the Subjugator has finally been selected and approved. Many congratulations go out to Major TK-7764!

Thursday · July 03 · 2003

Avenger Recruitment Competition
12:29 - COL Dax Corrin [eggpine@hotmail.com]
Have you ever thought you had what it takes to be an Avenger? Now's your chance to prove it! The first-ever Avenger pilot recruitment competition will begin July 7th. Open to both XvT and XWA divisions, this will pit the best MP pilots in the fleet against each other to win invitations to join the best. This is open to all pilots in the EH. IS-GWs will be awarded to top pilots in each division, IS-SW to 2nd place, and IS-BW to 3rd. The top finishers in each division, if not in Avenger already, >:P, will be invited to join. You do not have to accept the invitation to win the medals or participate.

There will be a round-robin to determine the top 8 finishers in each division, which will then battle double elimination to determine the top guns in each division! Enter by emailing eggpine@hotmail.com and letting me know what division you wish to enter. You may enter in both divisions if you wish. Enter by July 5th, and first-round matches will go out July 7th. Good luck to all!

XWA Mission Tutorial
12:27 - VA RogueWing [roguewing25@yahoo.com]
The new XWA Custom Mission Tutorial site is now up. Written by VA RogueWing, it shows detailed steps on how to create new custom missions for XWA. Each step includes pictures for easy reference. This site was written for people who have never done any mission editing before, and should be fairly easy to follow. It can be found at http://www.minos.net/~immortal/noob/index.html

Wednesday · July 02 · 2003

Emperor's Hammer Mission Compendium hits 3000 missions online!!!
12:54 - AD Marcin Szydlowski [pbmike@go2.pl]
I have been waiting for this moment for a very long time. And now, my dream came true. 10 minutes ago, I have added 3000th mission to our mission compendium, and we have achieved another great milestone: 3000 missions online. Since I took over the TAC, I have set TAC3K as my primary objective. And, after 6 months, I have finally achieved it. Of course it would not be possible without hard work and dedication of entire Tactical Staff, and Tactical Officers before me. I would like to thank the following people:

Former Tactical Officer: SA Kawolski and HA Striker, FA Starlion
Former Tactical Coordinators: Drako, Gord Darkonian, Tissaya Argat, Mark Schueler, Pellaeon, Enahropes, CrazyR2 (and all those I forgot)
My Tactical Staff: Philo, Styles, Apophis Kuma and Master (your cookies are inbound)
And all people who supported me by testing and correction and of course submitting new battles and free missions
I really appreciate your hard work and I herby set another goal for my office: TAC5K! When will we hit it? I have no idea. It took me 6 months to release 700 missions, so we will see. And now, let's celebrate!!!! Drinks on me!!!

New battles and free missions
12:47 - AD Marcin Szydlowski [pbmike@klub.chip.pl]
I have just added some more battles that brought us to TAC3K!!!!

XvT-TC #74-77
XvT-FREE #148
TIE-TC #212

Monday · June 30 · 2003

FO's History Competition
14:35 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
I noticed the other day my lack of an Imperial Pilot Navy Record (INPR). Now I know I wrote one many moons ago under the constant bugging of my then CMDR, General Sasquatch (now Elite Omega CMDR), but finding it proved unsuccessful. So rather than rewriting it, I thought it might be interesting to get members of the TIE Corps to submit their own versions, with awards going for the best entries.

Submissions can be serious or humorous, the only criteria is that they be in good taste and have a good amount of content. Send them attached as either .doc or .txt files to spellfire@btinternet.com by July 13th. After this I'll decide on the winning entry and post all submissions for viewing.

Sponsored by the Training Office


Wing XIII WC
09:12 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
Many congratulations go out to Major Hev Randrowan, who for the second time takes over the reigns of Wing XIII as it's Wing Commander!

Monk's Corner

Gah, Hev is WC of the Grey Wolf once again :P

OK, now that I'm back home, I will endeavour to get those FREE's flown :). But now for a few IRC logs....

I didn't mean it I swear...

<`Kael> omg
<`Kael> Christina Aguilera
* `Kael shivers
<JoeyC> gah
<CrimFury> heh
<Snij> stop daydreaming about her ass, kael
* `TIMMAY dreams about Delta Goodrem
<Sirik> Anyone who does that should be slaughtered
* `D` reckons Aeish is pretty fit :P
* JoeyC dreams about one person...Thatcher
<`TIMMAY> lol D
<`Kael> rofl @ drake
<`Stuart> ..
* `TIMMAY pushes Joey into the "Freaks" Section
<JoeyC> lol :P
<CrimFury> LMFAO @ joey

This I meant :P

<JoeyC> Phantom's gonna kill me
<Yukito> for?
<JoeyC> many things
<Yukito> like?
<Yukito> delaying WSR? :P
<JoeyC> for one i planted those ferrets in her underwear
<JoeyC> which led to the venting of my quarters
<Yukito> oh
<JoeyC> which led to that golden cow being lodged in the engine vent
<JoeyC> which led to the over-load of the Intrepid reactor
<Yukito> so gd luck then
<JoeyC> which led to the destruction of the Intrepid
<JoeyC> which led to debris destroying the GW and Vanguard
<Yukito> so now not only her wanna to kill u
<Yukito> me joining in
<Yukito> for destroying Intrepid!!
<JoeyC> which led to Ronin destroying the whole fleet due to great sadness at the loss of the ASF and the GWSOoM
<JoeyC> which led to the rDB assuming power in a storm of allegations and puffy pants
<CrimFury> lol
<JoeyC> oh, and i stole her Beatles poster
<Yukito> lol
<Yukito> does she listen to Beatles?

Drake, please...quiet!

<`D> Anyway Shotgun..
<JoeyC> D, stop harrassing the kid :P
<`D> Hobbies: "Playing" with my lightsaber <-- You might wanna change that :P *snigger*
<JoeyC> LOL

*Wonders if Phantom listens to the Beatles :P

And that is that :P

Fiction/GFX Arena

Nothing :P

Activity Report

CMDR/CM Joey C
Will have flown XWA-FREE #103 by the end of today
Admin for Asp vs Krayt, "A New Breed' (:P)
MB, IRC Activity
Comments: I'm back! :P

FM/SL Glauron
Joined Asp Squadron
Comments: YAY! A NEW PILOT! :D


FL/LCM Yukito
Recieved MoI
XvT-FREE #2
XvT-TC #29
XvT-TC #27
XvT-TC #30
XWA-FREE #103
Comments: Yay, active AND recruited a pilot :D

FM/LT Scott Jones
Examinations, should be back soon...? :P
Comments: Speaks for itself...? :P

FL/LT Mystic Rogue
MSN and IRC Contact
Started school, and is away on camp
Comments: Get back soon :P

FM/LCM Slawter Thren
MSN Contact
Comments: Ok, we must fly :P

Final Note

REMEMBER TO FLY FOR THE COMP! MISSIONS ARE LISTED AT THE TOP!

Thats it from me for another week :D.

Respectfully Submitted,

CMDR/CM Joey C/Asp/Wing XIV/ISD Intrepid
PCx3/ISMx3/MoT-1gh/IS-2BR-1GW/LoC-CSx9/DFC-Rx1/CoB/LoAx2/OV [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-ICQ-M/1-SM/3-XAM-XTM/1}

 

 

 


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