Thunder Weekly Squadron Report #13

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THUNDER's ORANGEST Fiction Comp!



For details scroll down to the competitions section or check the messageboard

Funnies/quotes/other assorted fun :) :

One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
"It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself.
As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned guy and says, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years," replies the stunned man.
With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.
Trembling the castaway replies,
"Ten years."
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively,
and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too?"



Communication:

EMAIL: Here is a listing of all the emails of Thunder Squadron, because I dont particularily trust the thunder_squadron yahoogroups. sgeers@hotmail.com, achtung_spitfire@hotmail.com, darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com, pat_r_ick@hotmail.com, Hobbesforever@aol.com

AIM:

Alexi – Hobbesforever

Tigurius - cha0ticzM00S3

Fritz Von Stukart - Commodore Frtz

Shadow - Devorous

me (Stuart) - ltsgeers



Messageboard: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=70

I love to chat with you guys, about RL and EH issues and occurrences :) Feel free to contact me at any time on AIM (ltsgeers) MSN (sgeers@hotmail.com) IRC (`Stuart), email (sgeers@hotmail.com or carrot@isdchallenge.org), or ICQ at 25819021.

News:

TIECorps News: http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp

Wing X News:



- Competition with Wing XX pending



Thunder News:

-Wing X battleboard... Thunder’s is now complete! http://www.minos.net/~styles/index.htm

- Fritz is on leave until June 28. His computer is being fixed. Shadow also has the same problem and his computer should be fixed by June 23.

- Both of my webcams are now up at http://tccc.tiecorps.net check in every once and awhile to make sure I'm working :)

- Thunder's Orangest Runon Comp is approved and now running! Get writing!

Recruitment : We are getting close to empty, PLEASE contact any people you know that are interested in Star Wars. Recruit!! (for recruits our WC is offering 1 ISM per and for 5 or more a PC :) plus the TIECorps has official medals for getting recruits)

Comps:

Thunder Orangeist Run-on competition

The opportunity to create your commander's fictional background is here! For details go to our messageboard:

Training Session Competition



Every Squadron is supposed to fly







TIE Free #233



or



XvT Free #139



or



XWA Free #102





The submissions of Black Eagle Flight will be counted separately. The Squadron that is beating their average score will receive an extra award. Well, their pilots :)



Deadline of the Competition is the 26th June.







Good Luck and have fun!



WING X - MORALE BOOSTING COMP



Basically what you have to do is, i want you to "plug" a fellow member of the Challenge. So in other words, write out some sort of rant about how good someone on the ship is and send it to me, Make it as funny as possible and a good read.



NOTE: person must STILL be a member on the Challenge.



Submissions go to Master.




Arrivals: None :(

Departures: None :)

Medals/Awards: None

Activity:

CPT Stuart:

- MB activity

- WSR

- MUDDing (if you want more info on the MUD email me!)

- Usual boring CMDR stuff

- Fritz’s uniform

- Running Fiction Comp

- Challenge Recruitment CT



LCM Fritz Von Stukart:

- Email Contact

- On Leave (till June 28)

- Challenge Recruitment RSV


CM Shadow:

- Email Contact

CM Tigurius:
– AIM contact


CM Alexi Stukov
-MB activity

-Thunder’s Orangest Fiction Comp submission
-AIM presence

-Convincing Dex and Karce to rejoin!! :)
-Submitted Flight Report

- Completed TIE TC 201 (30 missions)



Total missions = 30

Total LoCs = 0

Total IWATS = 0

Roster:

THUNDER SQUADRON OF WING X : Escort
COMMANDER: CPT Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: The Eyes of the Storm, The Thunder From Down Under
BANNER: thunder.gif
MOTTO: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell
HOMEPAGE: http://thunder.tiecorps.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=70

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Beefy Ones
Motto: Just Moo It
1) CPT Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Thunder's Talons
Motto: 'Feriens Tego' - Striking I Defend
1) LCM Fritz Von Stukart (achtung_spitfire@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) CM Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
4) CM Tigurius (pat_r_ick@hotmail.com)

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Dogs of War
Motto: Gloria Statim - Instant Glory
Homepage: http://thunder_3_1.tripod.com/thundersquadron-dex/
1) CM Alexi Stukov (Hobbesforever@aol.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA








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