Thunder Report # 0 (2001-09-14)

This report was submitted by MAJ Beef


CMDR/MAJ Beef reporting for Thunder Squadron on September 14, 2001.

NATIONAL (USA) DAY OF PRAYER AND REMEMBERANCE
Considering what has happened, I'll be more than understanding if any of you wish some time off. God be with us.

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SQUADRON NEWS/ORDERS
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THUNDER vs INFERNO
It's the Infernites' turn to feel the wrath of us Thunderinians! Fly FREETIE-159 "Learn From the Past" (attached) by [insert date that is two weeks away here]. 100% participation this time!

THUNDER RUN-ON COMPETITION
I hope you've all be following the run-on story that's been on our mb. For those who don't know, a run-on is a story where each chapter is written by a different person. Anyway, our run-on is quite long and now it needs a conclusion! You have a month (until October 14) to write the best conclusion to the run-on you can. I'll be judging on humor and how well the story holds together (grammar and spelling will not be considered, so don't worry if English isn't your first language), but most importantly, I'm looking for an ending that resolves everything that was brough up in previous parts. No loose ends. The winner will receive a bright new medal (an IS-BR). I have compiled ALL the previous parts of the run-on into a MS Word document so that you won't have to search the mb.

SHADOW GETS PROMOTED
Congrats to Shadow who, due to his extremely high dedication and activity, is now a LCM! And that means a promo story! Mwuhahahaha!

DEX GETS A BEEFY AWARD
Also much congrats to LT Dex D'Alcobia for receiving a Bronze Star for excellent service in the month of August

THUNDER MOVINGS ABOUT
1) LCM Freddy has had to go to the RSVs due to RL work. He should be back in 3 weeks.
2) CM Myn Nebers, a former Thunderinian who departed on June 20, 2001, has returned.
3) LT Leonardo returned from vaction only to find his computer was broken, which is why nobody had heard from him. Now he's all fixed up and back to normal.

THUNDER WEEKLY RIDDLE/QUIZ
Shadow and Tigurius will be writting Riddles and such to go with my reports. Send your answers to me. Each correct answer gets a "point." At the end of each month, I add up the points and the winner gets an IS-BR!
THIS WEEK'S RIDDLES:
Certain people haven't written them yet. Hmm. I will be able to send them out
tomorrow, no?
CURRENT RIDDLE STANDINGS:
LT Dex - 5
RA Manitsas - 2

TIGURIUS CONTINUES WORK ON WEBSITE
Send any fiction, pics, ideas, etc to LCM Tigurius. The website is under construction at "http://thundersquadonline.tripod.com/" If it tells you that you need to download a media player, I suggest you do so that you can hear the beefy thunder sound effect!

RECRUIT!
We always need more pilots.

SUPPORT YOUR MISSION AUTHORS!
Post reviews for their creations in the mission compendium. Feedback helps everybody!

Arrivals - CM Myn Nebers --->Thunder 3-3
Departures - LCM Freddy --->RSV
Awards - LT Shadow --->LCM
MAJ Beef --->MoT-rh
MAJ Beef --->IS-BR
LT Dex --->BS

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FLEET NEWS (for when you're too lazy to go to tiecorps.org)
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REMEMBERANCE ARM BAND
LT Strahl has created an armband for the TC uniforms to honor the fallen of the attacks. Feel free to update it onto your own uniform.

FCHG MISSION CREATION RESULTS
Yay, me! I got 3rd place. Much congrats to LC Drake who took first place in the TIE division. Full details at the TC site.

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WING/SHIP NEWS
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CANTINA RUN IV (phase 1)
First, we are to write some fiction based on the recently canceled wargame known as "Imperial Storm II." If you're like most people, you don't have a clue what happened in ImpStorm. this site tells you. (http://www.tiecorps.org/reports/tcreports.asp?battlegroupid=1) This is a Battle Group competition. That means it's the Challenge vs the other ISDs. And participation is a large bonus, meaning write crap if you have to. September 21st due date.

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ACTIVITY REPORTS
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CMDR/MAJ Beef
-Recruiting
-Reflew TCTIE-034
-Awarded IS-BR for 3rd place in FCHG Mission Creation
-Awarded MoT-rh for creating TCTIE-181 “Chronological Influences”
-Recruiting
-Bossed people around
-Posted on message board
-Attempted to contact LT Leonardo
-Recruiting
-Compiled all parts of Thunder MB run-on

FM/LT Dex D'Alcobia
-Completed TCTIE-132
-Attempted to contact LT Leonardo
-Mass recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Completed TCTIE-031
-Awarded BS for exceptional service during August
-Recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Answered Thunder Quiz

FL/LT Shadow
-Recruiting
-Spoke with CMDR
-Continued Thunder MB run-on
-Posted on message board
-Completed TCTIE-170
-Recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Posted on message board
-Posted on message board some more
-Spoke with CMDR
-Promoted to LCM
-Recruiting

FM/LCM Fredrick Greyson Junior
-Transfered to RSVs

FM/CM Slothman
(On leave)

FL/LCM Tigurius
-Spoke with CMDR
-Reported problems with TIE
-Recruiting
-Completed TCTIE-010
-Completed TCTIE-034
-Posted on message board

FM/LT Leonardo Monteiro
-Returned from vaction and broken computer

FM/CM Myn Nebers
-Rejoins Thunder
-Continued Thunder MB run-on
-Reported possible computer problems
-Volunteered to create Flight III website

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ROSTER
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Thunder Squadron
Mission: Escort
Nickname: The Eyes of the Storm
Motto: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) MAJ Beef (beefment@aol.com)
2) LT Dex D'Alcobia (dexalcobia@yahoo.co.uk)
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) CM Slothman (slothmaneh@hotmail.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Tigurius (pgostrom18@aol.com)
2) LT Leonardo Monteiro (monteiroleonardo@hotmail.com)
3) CM Myn Nebers (ewok74@juno.com)
4) TBA

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Respectfully Submitted,

Major Beef
CMDR/MAJ Beef/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SS/BS/PCx6/ISMx8/MoT-2rh-5gh/IS-1BW-1BR/CoB/LoAx4/OV-2E [CNTR]
{IWATS-GFX-SM/2-TM} [T/D Mad Cow]
}:(:) -moo

DOWN WITH McDONALD'S

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