CMDR/MAJ Beef reporting for Thunder Squadron on September 24, 2001.

Sorry this is late. I was out too lazy on Friday, out of town on Saturday, and I never do work on Sunday, so here it is now. :P

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SQUADRON NEWS/ORDERS
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NEW PILOT!
Please welcome Sub-lieutenant Nomanic as the newest Thunderinian! The first activity you do will get you promoted Nomanic! Then you get a beefy promo story too!

THUNDER vs INFERNO (DUE TOMORROW!! maybe)
It's the Infernites' turn to feel the wrath of us Thunderinians! Fly FREETIE-159 "Learn From the Past" (attached) by Sept 25th. 100% participation this time!

THUNDER RUN-ON COMPETITION
I hope you've all be following the run-on story that's been on our mb. For those who don't know, a run-on is a story where each chapter is written by a different person. Anyway, our run-on is quite long and now it needs a conclusion! You have a month (until October 14) to write the best conclusion to the run-on you can. I'll be judging on humor and how well the story holds together (grammar and spelling will not be considered, so don't worry if English isn't your first language), but most importantly, I'm looking for an ending that resolves everything that was brough up in previous parts. No loose ends. The winner will receive a bright new medal (an IS-BR). I have compiled ALL the previous parts of the run-on into a MS Word document so that you won't have to search the mb.

OPERATION: EYE POKE!
Those pesky people from Typhoon Squadron have declared war on us! (see Thunder message board) They don't mean a mission; they want a whole massive beating from us! More details to follow.

THUNDER WEEKLY RIDDLE/QUIZ
This doesn't seem to be working. Only Dex is answering, and I never know when new questions are coming. It's been canceled. My advice to the writers of this competition is to ask WC/GN Darklord if you can make it wing-wide. Anyway, Dex has already won this month no matter how many would answer this week. He will be awarded the IS-BR
STANDINGS
LT Dex - 8
RA Manitsas - 2

TIGURIUS CONTINUES WORK ON WEBSITE
Send any fiction, pics, ideas, etc to LCM Tigurius. The website is under construction at "http://thundersquadonline.tripod.com/" If it tells you that you need to download a media player, I suggest you do so that you can hear the beefy thunder sound effect!

RECRUIT!
We always need more pilots.

SUPPORT YOUR MISSION AUTHORS!
Post reviews for their creations in the mission compendium. Feedback helps everybody!

Arrivals - SL Nomanic --->Thunder 2-2
Departures - none
Awards - LCM Shadow --->IS-BW
MAJ Beef --->MoT-gh

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FLEET NEWS (for when you're too lazy to go to tiecorps.org)
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NO NEW FOR A WHOLE WEEK
*gasp*

NEW TIE AND XWA MISSIONS
Yay! Go fly FREETIE-167 "I Just Work Here" made by me!

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WING/SHIP NEWS
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CANTINA RUN IV (phase 1)
The ISD Challenge (a.k.a. ISD Great Beefy One) is in last place with our disgusting 27% participation! For shame!!! Phase 2 will be mission creation. More details as they develop.

TORNADO vs PSI
Yes, Tornado is going to beat on Psi Squadron (whom we recently beat on). Wish them luck.

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ACTIVITY REPORTS
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CMDR/MAJ Beef
-Awarded MoT-gh for creating FREETIE-167 “I Just Work Here”
-Recruiting
-Completed FREETIE-167
-Wrote Shadow’s promo story/ECR entry
-Recruiting x2
-Answered SL Nomanic’s questions
-Posted on message board

FM/LT Dex D'Alcobia
-Congratulated LCM Shadow
-Completed FREETIE-159
-Completed TCTIE-171
-Recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Completed CAB-03
-Recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Completed TCTIE-003
-Completed TCTIE-030
-Answered Weekly Riddles
-Completed FREETIE-160
-Recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Wrote ECR entry
-Advanced to FCHG rank of Dragoon
-Recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Posted on message board

FL/LT Shadow
-Awarded IS-BW for winning Thunder vs Psi competition
-Completed TCTIE-003
-Completed FREETIE-008
-Completed FREETIE-009
-Completed FREETIE-010
-Wrote Weekly Riddles
-Recruiting
-Recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Completed FREETIE-011
-Completed FREETIE-012
-Completed FREETIE-013
-Completed FREETIE-014
-Completed FREETIE-015
-Completed FREETIE-016
-Recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Wrote ECR entry
-Spoke with CMDR
-Compelted FREETIE-167
-Completed BHGTIE-02
-Posted on message board
-Posted on message board

FM/SL Nomanic
-Joins Thunder
-Asked questions about missions

FM/CM Slothman
*NO CONTACT!

FL/LCM Tigurius
-Welcomed Myn
-Congratulated LCM Shadow
-Spoke with CMDR
-Spoke with CMDR
-“Been lazy”

FM/LT Leonardo Monteiro
-Reported in
-Completed TCTIE-034
-Advanced to FCHG rank of Grenadier
-Reported in

FM/CM Myn Nebers
-Congratulated LCM Shadow
-On leave

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ROSTER
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Thunder Squadron
Mission: Escort
Nickname: The Eyes of the Storm
Motto: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) MAJ Beef (beefment@aol.com)
2) LT Dex D'Alcobia (dexalcobia@yahoo.co.uk)
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
2) SL Nomanic (zackdiggity@hotmail.com)
3) CM Slothman (slothmaneh@hotmail.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Tigurius (pgostrom18@aol.com)
2) LT Leonardo Monteiro (monteiroleonardo@hotmail.com)
3) CM Myn Nebers (ewok74@juno.com)
4) TBA

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Respectfully Submitted,

Major Beef
CMDR/MAJ Beef/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SS/BS/PCx6/ISMx8/MoT-2rh-5gh/IS-1BW-1BR/CoB/LoAx4/OV-2E [CNTR]
{IWATS-GFX-SM/2-TM} [T/D Mad Cow]
}:(:) -moo

DOWN WITH McDONALD'S