Sadhe Report # 31 (2002-07-13)

This report was submitted by MAJ Jason Hunter


Welcome again, to another installment of the Sadhe Report! I'm your CMDR, MAJ Jason Hunter...*turns to face the camera, a la news anchor*...and here's the news.

...ok, forget I said that... Another eventful week in Sadhe, with high activity from everyone, and another new pilot! Everyone, welcome SL Talon Virgilio! Soon to be LT, as soon as the FO aproves.


Hunter's Wise Words of the Week....well, they're not really wise words, just a "brief" e-mail conversation that LT BubbaX and I had this afternoon. Should be funny...well, at least to me it is.. This started with Bubba complaining about this office as FL, and me telling him that it's bigger that my broom closet when I was FL, and it turned into him pretty saying I'm old...so, here it is!

"MAJ Hunter: ::hobbles around on his walker, pulling his oxygen tank and IVs behind him, and unconsciously moving his mouth in a chewing motion::

Why, back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy-dancy shield systems on our starfighters... If we wanted to stop a laser blast, we had to climb out and smack it away with a baseball bat..now, THAT is starfighter combat right there, not all this.........ZZZZZzzzzZzzzzzZZZzzzz......

..zz..zzZZzz...*wakes up* Geh--now, where was I?...oh yes.. ::looks at his watch:: ....

Nurse! It's time for my hourly sponge bath!

No, it wasn't just ten miles, uphill, both ways...it was 20 miles, uphill, both ways, in 30 feet of snow with no shoes, socks, or pants...now THAT creates character, let me tell you.....Zzzz.zzzzzz.zzzzz

ZZZZzzzzzz......zzzZZzZZZZzzzZZz


BubbaX: Must have been hard times for the Empire :)


MAJ Hunter: You have no idea, sonny....the supply people would spend millions of credits on bats alone. But, we could only fit so many bats in the TIEs, so you'd run out pretty damned quick and then you'd sh!t yourself when you realized that you were screwed.

...Nurse! Nurse! ...where is that dang nurse...she's late for my sponge bath..... NURSE!!!"

Funny, no?


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Medals/Promotions:
LT BubbaX was awarded 2 MoI's


IWATS:
LT Andros Rok has completed both the M/2 and FLA IWATS courses. Good job!


Squadron Status: Yellow Alert!
-Comps galore! Sicky's got his usual butt-load of Wing comps going, and I want everyone to participate in at LEAST one. Hell, even I'M gonna get in on the action!
-Also, I'm going start a Sadhe comp in the next week or so. What is it, you ask? Well, I want to design a new squadron patch! Not only for the uniforms, but also so I can have one made and I can sew it onto my BDU shirt in RL. Winner will get a medal of some sort.


Activity Reports:

MAJ Jason Hunter:
-Flew XWA-DB#2, XWA-IW#22 and 23, and XWA-TC#24
-Working on another story for Sicky's writing comp

LT Andros Rok:
-Completed M/2 and FLA IWATS Courses

LT Eykkwe:
-On Leave

LT BubbaX:
-Awarded 2 MoI's
-Flew XWA-IW#22 and 23, XWA-TC#29, and XWA-IW#24

LT Efherman:
-Can't fly because his games are locked up and he broke his key...idiot..j/k

SL Axemdrak:
-Still having game troubles

CM Corsair:
-No report

CM Kettch:
-No report

LT Scooby Doo:
-Flew XWA-TC#16, 17, 18, and 19

SL Talon Virgilio:
-Joined Sadhe
-Flew XWA-TC#2 and 3, and XWA-FREE#1



Misc.:
-Your CMDR now has a new AIM screenname! I've added everyone in Sadhe who has AIM, but, so everyone knows, my new SN is SenileCommander. Fitting, isn't it?


Orders:
-We're still on the run for citations! I got a grand total of...ZERO for last week's battle! So, we're doing it again! EVERYONE, fly XWA-TC#4...it's not that difficult, people! Hell, even I'VE flown it!



Squadron Roster:

SADHE SQUADRON OF WING V : Escort
COMMANDER: MAJ Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: The Black Knights
BANNER: sadhe.jpg
MOTTO: Be Fearful of Us, We Will Be Your Last Vision
HOMEPAGE: http://www.sadhe.stardestroyer.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=58


FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Fade to Black
Motto: After Victory We Fade to Black
1) MAJ Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com)
2) LT Andros Rok (andros_rok@hotmail.com)
3) LT Eykkwe (Stratguy7@charter.net)
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Birds of Darkness
Motto: No sound, no light...just death.
Homepage: http://www.crossbow2.clickhere2.net
1) LT BubbaX (AnimeJWC@aol.com)
2) LT Efherman (efherman@swmail.com)
3) SL Axemdrak (axemdrake@yahoo.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Embrace Chaos, Be Chaos, cause Chaos, Muhahahahaa
Motto: Angles of Chaos
1) CM Corsair (chewie111@hotmail.com)
2) CM Kettch (efa_kitch@hotmail.com)
3) LT Scooby Doo (scoobydoo1913@aol.com)
4) SL Talon Virgilio (basiliskjc@aol.com)




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Total: 10
FCHG Listings | Combat Ratings | Squadron Reports (65)


Squadron Citations (10):
XWA-TC Battle 1 - Avenger Encounter
XWA-TC Battle 2 - First Contact
XWA-TC Battle 3 - The Darkon Mystery
XWA-TC Battle 6 - Enemy Defector
XWA-TC Battle 7 - Assault on Chimera
XWA-TC Battle 9 - Defection of Kusanagi
XWA-TC Battle 16 - The History of the ISD Relentless
XWA-TC Battle 17 - Secrets and Lies: The Exile
XWA-TC Battle 18 - Immortalized
XWA-TC Battle 19 - Evaluation of the ISD Vanguard





CMDR-AMB/MAJ Jason Hunter/Sadhe/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
ISMx3/IS-1BW-2SW/CoL/CoB/OV [PLDN] {IWATS-AIM-ASP-GFX-ICQ-IIC/1/2-M/1/2-SM/2-TT-XTT} WC's OWN: MAR 2001, SEPT 2001
Wing V, The Hammer's Hellfighters: Winner, TIE Corps Commander's Award

GRD Jason Hunter (Krath)/TYR/Gladius of Tarentum
DC/(BNB)
{SA: CORE-CH}

TRN/EC MajinTrunks/Core Squadron/CORE
SotA

RSV/LCM Kell Tainer/M-FRG Fermi/IW/EH

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