CMDR/LC Beef reporting for Thunder Squadron on March 25, 2002.

DEEP AND PROFOUND THOUGHT OF THE WEEK!
Let me educate you about those "Fragile" stickers you put on packages you send through the mail. They are worthless. The handlers see those all the time, and they mean nothing to them. What would be really valuable are "Don't Make Me Sue You" stickers.

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SQUADRON NEWS/ORDERS
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LATE REPORT
I'd finished recording all your activity on Saturday (which is half the work of a report), but I didn't have time to finish as usual. And since I'd don't go online on Sundays, you had to wait for today. So, all your activity since then will be in next week's report.

LT KARCE'S NEW POSITION
Congrats to Karce for being appointed Finder of Squadrons to Beat Upon. He is now in charge of setting up new competitions. (He's also added another part to his story on the Fiction Board.)

THUNDER vs SPEAR
Spear Squadron has been poking around our MB requesting that we hurt them. Our Finder of Squadrons to Beat Upon will have this set up shortly.

WEEKLY BATTLE ASSIGNMENT (CITATION COUNT: 32)
A citation is awarded for each battle that half the squadron has flown. Don't forget: If you're going to fly a battle, be sure it's one that will earn us another citation! Dex will hand out the assignment soon.

RECRUIT!
We always need more pilots.

SUPPORT YOUR MISSION AUTHORS!
Post reviews for their creations in the mission compendium. Feedback helps everybody!

Arrivals - none
Departures - none
Awards - LCM Dex--->Medal of Instruction

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FLEET NEWS
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You know where to find it.

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WING/SHIP NEWS
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CYCLONE SQUADRON REOPENED
Yay for MAJ Airyu for his return and revitalization (ooh, big word!) of Cyclone.

WING-WIDE WAR GAME
Rejoice in our destruction of Tempest's flagship and elite squadron! Yay! You all and Master should have gotten my Turn004 report, but AOL was being strange again, so contact me if you want to know what's going on.

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ACTIVITY REPORTS
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CMDR/LC Beef
-Made rare appearance on IRC
-Updated Stuart’s and Karce’s CCG cards
-Hosted Battle of Tempestia XXXIII (XWA)
-Submitted Turn004 Report
-Uploaded screenshots to MB for Alexi

FL/LCM Dex D'Alcobia
-Completed FREETIE-195
-Completed TCTIE-163
-Awarded MoI

FM/CM Shadow
-Replied to News from Stuart
-Posted on message board
-Completed FREETIE-195
-Spoke with CMDR

FL/LCM Stuart
-Emailed squadron news
-Reported Joystick malfunction
-Posted on message board

FM/CM Tigurius
-Completed FREETIE-195

FM/LT Karce
-Posted on message board
-Completed DBTIE-010
-Completed DBTIE-002
-Completed DBTIE-003
-Appointed Finder of Squadrons to Beat Upon
-Completed IWATS-SM/2
-Completed IWATS-RT
-Reported on squadrons to beat upon
-Emailed CMDR

FM/LT Alexi
-Reflew FREETIE-195
-Completed TCXWA-027
-Completed TCXWA-028
-Posted on message board
-Spoke with CMDR
-Posted on message board
-Emailed CMDR
-Took some screenshots (attempted to post them on MB)
-Spoke with CMDR
-Completed TCXWA-021
-Completed TCXWA-023
-Completed TCXWA-026
-Advanced to FCHG rank of Dragoon
-Added to run-on

FM/LT Fed
*NO CONTACT!

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ROSTER
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Thunder Squadron
Mission: Escort
Nickname: The Eyes of the Storm
Motto: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) LC Beef (beefment@aol.com)
2) TBA
3) LT Karce (alonzoriveria@yahoo.ca)
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
2) CM Tigurius (pgostrom18@aol.com)
3) CM Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) LCM Dex D'Alcobia (dexalcobia@yahoo.co.uk)
2) LT Alexi Stukov (Hobbesforever@aol.com)
3) SL Fed Prendergast (flamefud@yahoo.co.uk)
4) TBA

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Respectfully Submitted,

Lieutenant Colonel Beef
CMDR/LC Beef/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SS/BS/PCx6/ISMx8/MoT-3rh-10gh/IS-1BW-1BR-1SR/CoB/LoAx10/OV-2E [LNGR]
{IWATS-GFX-SM/2-TM} [T/D Mad Cow]
}:(:) -moo

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