CMDR/LC Beef reporting for Thunder Squadron on April 01, 2002.

DEEP AND PROFOUND THOUGHT OF THE WEEK!
Beef puts a spiney puffer fish in Locke's command chair. Screams of pain echo through the ship.
"April Fools!" declares Beef, "Ah hahaha!"
Five seconds later, Beef finds himself in the brig. "Sheesh, some people can't take a joke."

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SQUADRON NEWS/ORDERS
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LATE REPORT
I'd finished recording all your activity on Saturday (which is half the work of a report), but I didn't have time to finish as usual. And since I'd don't go online on Sundays, you had to wait for today. So, all your activity since then will be in next week's report. (Didn't I say this last week?)

THUNDER vs SPEAR
The mission: FREETIE-192. The due date: April 15. The rewards: glory and medals. The punishment for not participating: death by kangaroo.

THUNDER CCG CARDS
Those fiendish Cyclone people have stolen my spiffy idea and made more cards that us! I'm working on some new cards to catch up. Thanks to LT Karce who's been making some beefy cards on his own to add to our packs.

WEEKLY BATTLE ASSIGNMENT (CITATION COUNT: 33)
A citation is awarded for each battle that half the squadron has flown. Don't forget: If you're going to fly a battle, be sure it's one that will earn us another citation! Dex will hand out the assignment soon.

RECRUIT!
We always need more pilots.

SUPPORT YOUR MISSION AUTHORS!
Post reviews for their creations in the mission compendium. Feedback helps everybody!

Arrivals - none
Departures - none
Awards - LC Beef--->Medal of Honor
LC Beef--->Hawkeye Certificate of Participation

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FLEET NEWS
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You know where to find it.

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WING/SHIP NEWS
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WING-WIDE WAR GAME
We have captured Infernia Prime, thus gaining us 50% more money per turn! Yay! Also, Turn Reports are now due on Fridays instead of Wednesdays.

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ACTIVITY REPORTS
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CMDR/LC Beef
-Created “Jaeger” CCG card
-Awarded Hawkeye Certificate of Participation
-Posted on message board
-Completed TCTIE-188
-Posted on message board
-Created “My, This Is Disturbing” CCG card
-Created “Thunder T-Shirt” CCG card
-Created “ISD Challenge: Auxiliary Bay” CCG card
-Created “Challenge” CCG card
-Created 2 prank banners

FL/LCM Dex D'Alcobia
-Sent out Citations Report
-Posted on message board
-Submitted Turn Report
-On leave until April 08

FM/CM Shadow
-Spoke with CMDR
-Posted on message board
-Posted on message board
-Emailed CMDR
-Spoke with CMDR

FL/LCM Stuart
*NO CONTACT

FM/CM Tigurius
-Reported modem problems
-Spoke with CMDR
-Posted on message board
-Emailed CMDR

FM/LT Karce
-Completed FREETIE-001
-Completed FREETIE-002
-Completed FREETIE-003
-Completed FREETIE-004
-Completed FREETIE-005
-Completed FREETIE-006
-Completed FREETIE-007
-Completed IDTIE-001
-Submitted suggestions to CMDR
-Added 3rd part to his short story on the Fiction Board
-Submitted report on Spear Squadron
-Set up competition with Spear Squadron
-Posted on message board
-Added 4th part to his short story on the Fiction Board
-Created “Bartering” CCG card
-Created “Mech” CCG card
-Created “X-23 StarWorker” CCG card
-Completed FREETIE-015
-Completed FREETIE-016
-Completed FREETIE-017
-Completed TCTIE-013
-Completed TCTIE-014
-Completed TCTIE-018
-Advanced to FCHG rank of Gallant

FM/LT Alexi
-Completed TCXWA-022
-Completed TCXWA-025
-Completed IWXWA-026
-Completed TCXWA-014
-Completed TCXWA-017
-Submitted more screenshots
-Posted on message board
-Spoke with CMDR
-Posted on message board
-Completed TCTIE-018
-Completed TCTIE-019
-Completed TCTIE-022
-Completed TCTIE-007
-Completed TCTIE-024
-Completed TCTIE-025
-Completed TCTIE-???
-Advanced to FCHG rank of Cavalier
-Spoke with CMDR
-Submitted even more screenshots

FM/LT Fed
-Completed TCTIE-114
-Completed TCTIE-138
-Emailed squadron

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ROSTER
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Thunder Squadron
Mission: Escort
Nickname: The Eyes of the Storm
Motto: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) LC Beef (beefment@aol.com)
2) TBA
3) LT Karce (alonzoriveria@yahoo.ca)
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
2) CM Tigurius (pgostrom18@aol.com)
3) CM Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) LCM Dex D'Alcobia (dexalcobia@yahoo.co.uk)
2) LT Alexi Stukov (Hobbesforever@aol.com)
3) SL Fed Prendergast (flamefud@yahoo.co.uk)
4) TBA

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Respectfully Submitted,

Lieutenant Colonel Beef ~ Project Hawkeye Agent
CMDR/LC Beef/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SS/BS/PCx6/ISMx8/MoT-3rh-10gh/IS-1BW-1BR-1SR/CoB/LoAx10/OV-2E [LNGR]
{IWATS-GFX-SM/2-TM} [T/D Mad Cow]
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