CMDR/LC Beef reporting for Thunder Squadron on April 06, 2002.

DEEP AND PROFOUND THOUGHT OF THE WEEK!
Shouldn't they be called "palmapples" instead?

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SQUADRON NEWS/ORDERS
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THUNDER vs SPEAR
The mission: FREETIE-192. The due date: April 15. The rewards: glory and medals. The punishment for not participating: death by kangaroo. Don't forget! Mission attached!

PROMOTION
Congrats to CM Dex who'll be having something unpleasant happening to him when he gets back from leave!

LIGHTSABER PICS
CM Shadow has been working on some spiffy pics of himself and a friend dueling with sabers. While more are on the way, I've attached one he sent me (Shadow has the red saber). Shadow's beefiness has also prompted me to pick up my own dropped saber pic project that Tigurius and I started awhile ago. However, I seem to have lost my touch, and my pics aren't as beefy. :( (I'm the orange saber).

WEEKLY BATTLE ASSIGNMENT (CITATION COUNT: 33)
A citation is awarded for each battle that half the squadron has flown. Don't forget: If you're going to fly a battle, be sure it's one that will earn us another citation! Dex will hand out the assignment soon.

RECRUIT!
We always need more pilots.

SUPPORT YOUR MISSION AUTHORS!
Post reviews for their creations in the mission compendium. Feedback helps everybody!

Arrivals - none
Departures - none
Awards - LCM Dex--->CM Dex
LT Karce--->Awarded Wing Commander's Pilot of the Month
LC Beef--->Palpatine's Crescent
LCM Stuart--->Iron Star~Bronze Ribbon
LT Fed--->Imperial Security Medal
LCM Stuart--->Commendation of Bravery
LT Karce--->Commendation of Bravery
LT Alexi--->Commendation of Bravery
LT Fed--->Commendation of Bravery

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FLEET NEWS
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You know where to find it.

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WING/SHIP NEWS
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WING-WIDE WAR GAME
We have captured Infernia Prime, thus gaining us 50% more money per turn! Yay! Also, Turn Reports are now due on Fridays instead of Wednesdays.

WING COMMANDER'S OWN FOR MARCH
Congrats to our very own LT Karce who was awarded Pilot of the Month! Yay! Also, Tempest was awarded Squadron of the Month, and 'Phooner leader Boliv was awarded CMDR of the Month!

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ACTIVITY REPORTS
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CMDR/LC Beef
-Posted on message board
-Created 3 prank banners
-Updated many CCG cards
-Created “ISD Challenge: Cargo Bay” CCG card
-Created “Aurora: Spaceport Street” CCG card
-Created “Aurora: Docking Bay 47G” CCG card
-Created “Aurora System” CCG card
-Awarded PC
-Created Saber graphic

FL/CM Dex D'Alcobia
-Promoted to CM
-On leave until April 08

FM/CM Shadow
-Posted on message board
-Placed 3rd in Wing Trivia
-Spoke with CMDR
-Created Saber graphic

FL/LCM Stuart
-Emailed CMDR
-Awared CoB
-Updated uniform
-Emailed squadron
-Transfered F2 website to another host
-Placed 2nd in Wing Trivia
-Awarded IS-BR
-Posted on message board

FM/CM Tigurius
-Spoke with CMDR
-Fixed modem problems
-Spoke with CMDR
-Posted on message board (more modem problems?)

FM/LT Karce
- Created “Laslo” CCG card
- Created “Snub Blaster” CCG card
- Created “Ambush” CCG card
- Posted on message board
- Reported on Tornado Squadron for possible competition
- Reported lightly on some other squadrons for competitions
- Awarded CoB
- Awarded Wing Commander’s Pilot of the Month

FM/LT Alexi
-Posted on message board
-Spoke with CMDR
-Sent Beef a “self” portrait for use in CCG card
-Added to his story on the Thunder MB
-Awarded CoB
-Added to his story on the Thunder MB
-Posted on message board
-Added to his story on the Thunder MB
-Completed TCXWA-004
-Completed TCXWA-010
-Sent Beef another “self” portrait for use in CCG card
-Spoke with CMDR
-Submitted screenshots

FM/LT Fed
-Awarded CoB
-Awarded ISM

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ROSTER
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Thunder Squadron
Mission: Escort
Nickname: The Eyes of the Storm
Motto: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) LC Beef (beefment@aol.com)
2) TBA
3) LT Karce (alonzoriveria@yahoo.ca)
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) LCM Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
2) CM Tigurius (pgostrom18@aol.com)
3) CM Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Dex D'Alcobia (dexalcobia@yahoo.co.uk)
2) LT Alexi Stukov (Hobbesforever@aol.com)
3) LT Fed Prendergast (flamefud@yahoo.co.uk)
4) TBA

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Respectfully Submitted,

Lieutenant Colonel Beef ~ Project Hawkeye Agent
CMDR/LC Beef/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SS/BS/PCx7/ISMx8/MoT-3rh-10gh/IS-1BW-1BR-1SR/CoB/LoAx10/OV-2E [LNGR]
{IWATS-GFX-SM/2-TM} [T/D Mad Cow]
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