CMDR/LC Beef reporting for Thunder Squadron on January 11, 2002.

Random Movie Quote! Guess where it's from and get a giant cookie!
"Um, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?"

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SQUADRON NEWS/ORDERS
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NEW COMPETITION - TIE GOLF
Yes indeedy! Hoped you enjoyed the break, but now it's time to get back to our usual beating upon other squads. This time we're up against Tempest AND Typhoon AND Inferno! Oooh! Fly FREETIE-176 (attached) before Jan. 15th. But the catch is to get the LOWEST score possible without getting a zero. LOWEST! But this doesn't mean that it is good to be lazy and not fly, because non-participants receive a score equal to the official high score for the mission which is BAD! Complete rules are attached and I suggest you read them. Only LT Stuart has flown it! Get to work people!

WING-WIDE FICITON COMPETITION
Write a conclusion for the oh-so-beefy run-on "Quest for the Cow" on Thunder's MB. Turn in your submissions to LC Beef and COL Mairin by [insert date that no one's told us yet and I can't find out because imperialacademy.org is anti-AOL]. You could win an Iron Star-Silver Ribbon OR a Bronze Ribbon! Now that's beefy (you can tell because I told you so).

WEEKLY BATTLE ASSIGNMENT
[Insert Dex's report here...um,yeah...moo] :P

CITATIONS
We've got 24! More than any other squad in the wing! Mwuhahahahahahahah...AHH hahahahahaha! mmm...superiority.

RECRUIT!
We always need more pilots.

SUPPORT YOUR MISSION AUTHORS!
Post reviews for their creations in the mission compendium. Feedback helps everybody!

Arrivals - none
Departures - LT Starwolf--->RSVs
Awards - LT Starwolf--->PC

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FLEET NEWS
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www.tiecorps.org/news.asp

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WING/SHIP NEWS
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WING-WIDE FICTION
Don't forget!

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ACTIVITY REPORTS
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CMDR/LC Beef
-Posted on message board
-Message board recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Submitted wing competition ideas
-Lots of Administrative stuff
-Posted on message board

FL/LCM Dex D'Alcobia
-Submitted citation idea
-Message board recruiting
-Promoted to FL
-Created Flight III website (thunder_3_1.tripod.com/thundersquadron-dex/)
-Emailed people
-Message board recruiting
-Posted on message board

FM/CM Shadow
-Posted on message board
-Volunteered to step down from FL spot
-Emailed CMDR
-Posted on message board
-Posted on message board

FL/LT Stuart
-Updated uniform
-Seen on the mysterious thingy known as MSN IM
-Emailed CMDR
-Working on Flash stuff for website
-Completed FREETIE-176 (TIE Golf)
-Compeleted TCTIE-017
-Posted on message board
-Promoted to FL
-Completed TCTIE-018
-Completed TCTIE-019
-Posted on message board
-Computer mouse exploded (or something like that)
-Advanced to FCHG rank of Dragoon

FM/LT Starwolf
-Awarded PC for high activity
-Transfered to Reserves

FM/CM Tigurius
-Posted on message board
-Spoke with CMDR

FM/SL Han Shek
*NO CONTACT

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ROSTER
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Thunder Squadron
Mission: Escort
Nickname: The Eyes of the Storm
Motto: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) LC Beef (beefment@aol.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Stuart (sgeers@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) CM Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) LCM Dex D'Alcobia (dexalcobia@yahoo.co.uk)
2) SL Han Shek (acetow@hotmail.com)
3) CM Tigurius (pgostrom18@aol.com)
4) TBA

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Respectfully Submitted,

Lieutenant Colonel Beef
CMDR/LC Beef/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SS/BS/PCx6/ISMx8/MoT-3rh-10gh/IS-1BW-1BR-1SR/CoB/LoAx10/OV-2E [LNGR]
{IWATS-GFX-SM/2-TM} [T/D Mad Cow]
}:(:) -moo

DOWN WITH McDONALD'S