PHANTOM SQUADRON REPORT #51 4/2/02

QUOTES OF THE WEEK
(especially dedicated to everyone who is married, was married, is insane, or was insane enough to marry) :P

The only thing i want to see from my ex wife is a death certificate
-Roguewing, on IRC

JUST MARRY THE GIRL: you'll be sleeping in separate beds in no time.
-A "happily married" man, on PC Gamer, helping someone who has problems with staying cool at night when sleeping with a girlfriend

And this: http://www.ytivarg.org/Insane.php

MOMENT OF THE WEEK

Gutt reveals his one true love:

_Gutttt - i will take a used TD
_Gutttt - it doesnt have to be new
Banger - u wanna fly Toran Dan?
* darksaber gives Gutt a T/D Graz used
RogueWing - you'll take a used Toran Dan....sounds perverted tome
_Gutttt - as long as gunman didnt fly it so it will still be in one piece
_Gutttt - Tie Defender
`gunman - lol
_Gutttt - i am begining to think we have some people that need to come out of the closet
* `gunman slaps Gutt with a Hammer shark "Watch it, toughguy" :P
_Gutttt - coughBangMoncoughRoguewingCough
darksaber - Why is anyone in the WC? :p
Banger - gutt you said you wanted to fly TD
Banger - perv
Banger - to piss DS?
`gunman - lol
darksaber - He meant Ride TD, Banger :P
RogueWing - lol
Banger - ah Gutt wants to ride TD
Banger - ask him for a ride Gutt :p
`gunman - rofl

SQUADRON NEWS:

-I'm very very sorry! This report is one day late. I had problems connecting to the internet yesterday, and I was planning on giving the report on that day. I'll make sure this doesn't happen ever again :(
-Pilot returns: LCM Marek is back among us, and this time I think he's coming to stay. Welcome back, Marek.
-LucasArts status: If we're gamers, then here are some games news.SW Battlegrounds is already out, although I'm having some trouble in finding it. According to an advertise I saw, Jedi Knight 2 is coming out on March this year, more information at http://jediknight2.lucasarts.com . For all of you MMORPG lovers, SW: Galaxies will be available in 2003, more information at http://starwarsgalaxies.station.sony.com . SW Starfighter, an arcade space flying (I won't dare to call it "sim") game, is going to be released for PC soon.
-Mark unstopable: Nuno tried to beat Mark, but Mark gave him a run for his money. Mark is still the Phantom Squadron Ace, who has survived 2 challenges so far. Here are the scores:

CM Mark: 20,132
LCM Nuno: 13,097

Congratulations, Mark :)
-Pilot promoted: Congratulations to Ezop, who has just been promoted to LCM. Congratulatons Ezop! :)



SQUADRON STATUS:

-The website comp ends on the 10th, and that's next Sunday! Make the final preparations to your website, and send it to me and Spearhawk (leonlj@telia.com) before or on that day.
-Where Nuno has failed, YOU can try to suceed. Challenge Mark if you want to be the squadron Ace, and don't forget to cc the challenge to me. And remember that the XWA-Free mission I chose was also used on the BG comp, so that means this thing is blessed :)

ACTIVITY REPORT:

MAJ Gunman
-flew XWA-Free 22 for Highlander comp

LCM Jari
-flew XWA-Free 22 for Highlander comp

LCM Marek
-transferred from reserves
-flew XWA-TC 22
Comment: You also sent a zip file with XWA-TC 18, but that file was damaged, according to WinZip.

CM Mark
-flew XWA-Free 25
-flew XWA-Free 22 for Highlander comp, and for Ace challenge which he won
-flew XWA-FCHG 3
-flew TIE-Free 146
-flew XWA-TC 26
-received a PC
Comment: I hope I got the numbers right :)

CM Mark "Urza"
-no activity


LCM Ezop
-promoted to LCM
-received a CoB
Comment: Congratz! :)

LCM Nuno
-flew XWA-TC 13
-flew XWA-TC 14
-flew XWA-TC 15
-received a PC
Comment: Sometimes I hope you skip one of those battles, so I can say "hey, you missed one!". Excellent job!

LCM Deimos
-flew XWA-Free 22
-received an ISM
Comment: Nice!

SQUADRON ROSTER:

PHANTOM SQUADRON OF WING XI : Assassination
COMMANDER: MAJ Gunman (ehgunman@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Murder Incorporated
MOTTO: Fear? What's that? Never heard of it
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=35

FLIGHT I - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: Shadowkillers
Motto: They won't know what hit them!
1) MAJ Gunman (ehgunman@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Jari (jari77@poczta.onet.pl)
3) LCM Marek Jaros (marek179@poczta.onet.pl)
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: The Eclipsers
Motto: Swift As Lightning We Strike Unseen!
1) CM Mark (mamrotek1@wp.pl)
2) TBA
3) CM Mark (Job8765@aol.com)
4) LT Ezop (mrghost@priv.onet.pl)


FLIGHT III - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: Promisers Of Death
Motto: Now You See, Now You Die!
1) LCM Nuno (NunoMiguelPassos@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) LCM Deimos (deimos_001@hotmail.com)
4) TBA




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FCHG Listings | Combat Ratings | Squadron Reports (53)


Squadron Citations (18):
XWA-TC Battle 1 - Avenger Encounter
XWA-TC Battle 2 - First Contact
XWA-TC Battle 3 - The Darkon Mystery
XWA-TC Battle 4 - Privateer
XWA-TC Battle 5 - Show of Force
XWA-TC Battle 6 - Enemy Defector
XWA-TC Battle 7 - Assault on Chimera
XWA-TC Battle 8 - Hammer to Anvil
XWA-TC Battle 9 - Defection of Kusanagi
XWA-TC Battle 10 - The Phare Encounter
XWA-TC Battle 11 - Heroes of the Immortal
XWA-TC Battle 12 - Imperium Deception
XWA-TC Battle 13 - Hammer to Anvil Part II
XWA-TC Battle 14 - The History of the ISD Immortal
XWA-TC Battle 15 - Nasty Surprise
XWA-TC Battle 18 - Immortalized
XWA-IW Battle 22 - Abyssi Ianua - Gates to Hell
XWA-FCHG Battle 1 - Race Through Time



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CMDR/MAJ Gunman/Phantom 1-1/Wing XI/ISD Immortal
PIN #: 844
"Fear... an efficient tool of management"
Phantom Squadron: "Fear? What's that? Never heard of it"
Flight I: "They won't know what hit them!"