CMDR/MAJ Beef reporting for Thunder Squadron on September 07, 2001.

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SQUADRON NEWS/ORDERS
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THUNDER WEEKLY RIDDLE/QUIZ
Shadow and Tigurius will be writting Riddles and such to go with my reports. Send your answers to me. Each correct answer gets a "point." At the end of each month, I add up the points and the winner gets an IS-BR!

THIS WEEK'S RIDDLES:
1)A man wrote out and signed a check from his own checkbook for $1,000. There
was more than this in his account. Yet he was charged with fraud. Why?
Clues: His signature was perfect. He intended to defraud. The check looked fine
but it would not have proven valid.
2)I make you weak at the worst of all times.
I keep you safe, I keep you fine.
I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold,
I visit the weak, but seldom the bold.

TIGURIUS CONTINUES WORK ON WEBSITE
Send any fiction, pics, ideas, etc to LCM Tigurius. The website is under construction at "http://thundersquadonline.tripod.com/" If it tells you that you need to download a media player, I suggest you do so that you can hear the beefy thunder sound effect!

THUNDER RUN-ON
The Thunder message board has been alive with a rather humorous story about LCM Tigurius' missing TIE. Feel free to add a new part to the story, which, by the way, starts under the post "Hello?" by LT Shadow and then migrates to under the post "Hello beef! What's goin on?" by LT Dandash Fendar. If you're confused, I don't blame you. Anyway, here's where our mb is: (http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=68&v=0&s=0)

THUNDER vs PSI
We are to fly TCTIE-034 (attached) by September 10th. THIS MEANS YOU! The Psi CMDR, Captain Jon Doyle, is getting too cocky on our message boards. He is making it more necessary that we win! And taunt him some more while you're at it!

THUNDER vs INFERNO
More details to come...maybe.

RECRUIT!
We always need more pilots.

SUPPORT YOUR MISSION AUTHORS!
Post reviews for their creations in the mission compendium. Feedback helps everybody!

Arrivals - none
Departures - none
Awards - LT Shadow --->ISM
MAJ Beef --->MoT-gh
MAJ Beef --->LoA

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FLEET NEWS (for when you're too lazy to go to tiecorps.org)
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NEW BATTLE ABBREVIATIONS
Despite what the TAC says, the change still serves no purpose whatsoever!

BATTLES CORRECTED
Many bugs of previously released battles have been fixed.

EH LADDER AND EH POLLING CENTER NOW RE-OPENED
The TC news page has links (and I don't mean sausage).

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WING/SHIP NEWS
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MORE STUFF HAPPENED
Some talk about dead cows' milk on the mb. Nothing else I guess. Nobody tells me anything anymore.

PEOPLE ON LEAVE WHO DIDN'T COME BACK WHEN THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO! (THE REALLY LAZY BUMS)
CMDR/CM Triji Boliv
WC/GN Darklord
CMDR/COL Mairin


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ACTIVITY REPORTS
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CMDR/MAJ Beef
-Wrote promotion story for Leonardo
-Awarded MoT-gh
-Awarded LoA
-Updated uniform
-Continued Thunder MB run-on
-Recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Almost completed FREETIE-159 :P
-Posted on message board
-Posted on message board some more

FM/LT Dex D'Alcobia
-Congratulated LT Leonardo
-Posted on message board
-Recruiting
-Completed TCTIE-034
-Recruiting
-Posted on message board
-Completed TCTIE-181
-Posted on message board
-Continued Wing X MB run-on (thanks)
-Posted on message board

FL/LT Shadow
-Awarded ISM for advancing to FCHG rank of Gallant
-Posted on message board
-Posted on message board
-Posted on message board some more
-Completed FREETIE-033
-Completed FREETIE-159
-Completed TCTIE-034
-Posted on message board

FM/LCM Fredrick Greyson Junior
-On leave

FM/CM Slothman
-Completed IWATS-AIM

FL/LCM Tigurius
-Spoke with CMDR
-Congratulated LT Leonardo
-Worked on website
-Created Thunder Quiz
-Broke joystick
-Spoke with CMDR
-Worked on website
-Wrote Thunder Quiz (but hasn’t shown it to me)
-Updated uniform
-Spoke with CMDR
-“MASSIVE WORKING ON WEBSITE”
-Posted on message board

FM/LT Leonardo Monteiro
*NO CONTACT! (A beating has been scheduled)

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ROSTER
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Thunder Squadron
Mission: Escort
Nickname: The Eyes of the Storm
Motto: The Clash of Thunder is your Death Knell

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) MAJ Beef (beefment@aol.com)
2) LT Dex D'Alcobia (dexalcobia@yahoo.co.uk)
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Shadow (darkshadowchaser@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Fredrick Greyson Junior (greyson@firemail.de)
3) CM Slothman (slothmaneh@hotmail.com)
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Tigurius (pgostrom18@aol.com)
2) LT Leonardo Monteiro (monteiroleonardo@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

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Respectfully Submitted,

Major Beef
CMDR/MAJ Beef/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge
SS/BS/PCx6/ISMx8/MoT-1rh-5gh/IS-1BW/CoB/LoAx4/OV-2E [CNTR]
{IWATS-GFX-SM/2-TM} [T/D Mad Cow]
}:(:) -moo

DOWN WITH McDONALD'S