<SALUTE>
I was told by the Cardinal COM that the WSR I =
released=20
was kind of corrupted. So he's the corrected version.
CPT Wes Janson strolled down the corridor, =
alone.=20
Passing some mangled young LT corpses, he assumed that he would find his =
old=20
friend, teh TyPoDeMoN! Not long down the corridor, low and behold, there =
he was=20
in all his ugliness... RA Khadgar!! (No! Just kidding :P ) The =
TYPODEMON! This=20
week, he was not sure what to do. He stood there, thinking... Janson =
wasn't sure=20
what to do, and suddenly he saw a figure in red robes coming done the =
corridor.=20
The Typodemon turned to see none other than... Cardinal Khadgar! =
"I wILl HaX0R j00, n00b!" the Typodemon said, =
grinning.=20
"What do you thik you're doing? You call that =
English!?=20
What you need is some respect your elders! Why, in my day, if you spoke =
English=20
like that and disrespected a member of the clergy, you were an outcast =
from the=20
village!"
The Cardinal kept talking for about half an =
hour more,=20
until the Typodemon was fast asleep. Looking quite unimpressed, the =
Cardinal=20
muttered, "I'll teach him!"
Suddenly, the Cardinal unveiled a gold staff =
and touched=20
it upon the Typodemon, turning him into a newt. The Cardinal grinned and =
walked=20
off.
Commander Brown came in and noticed the newt, =
"Look,=20
he's turn it into a newt! Who was that?"
"Oh," Janson said, smiling, "Just a crazy old =
man."=20
/me likes it :) Congrats Khadgar! 'Tis very =
funny, and=20
well deserving of the IS-BR. It's in the mail. :) Comps open to all who =
read=20
this report, so send in any and all submissions. You have nothing to =
lose...=20
Well, I'm impressed (somewhat). Somehow, we =
went from 1=20
Citation to 5 in under a week. I don't know where those four came from, =
but I=20
know that two of them can be at least partially attributed to CM Cmr =
Brown's=20
TC-XvT 2 and 5. Now, I want everyone to start knocking down TIE Fighter =
battles,=20
as well as finishing up the XvT/BoP ones. I want to see an entire =
Squadron with=20
more than 100 FCHG for this first goal. So:
Phoenix Squadron Goals:
-Everyone attain 100 FCHG or more. =
-Everyone attain 20 CR or more
-Fill up Phoenix with 12 active pilots. =
I would like to see all of those happen soon, =
so recruit=20
wisely. And SL Nihil Baxter, fly a battle or fill out your INPR so I can =
promote=20
you to LT.
After we attain that, the goals will move up, =
so get to=20
work!
Couple of things, to finish off: Check out my =
latest=20
post on the Message Board, and post your opinions on my proposed Comp. =
You too=20
Az, Khadgar. I would also like to adapt it to Phoenix Squadron and the =
GW as a=20
whole. I have an idea for deciding the first ace, so I'll contact you =
two=20
shortly with info.
Me and CMDR/CM DarkC are working out a =
competition with=20
Tartarus vs Phoenix. My old blood vs the new. Anyone who wants to have a =
competition with Tartarus, e-mail me ASAP so we can guage numbers. =
Tartarus is a=20
very good Squadron, and we'll have to work hard to come out the winners. =
Especially with DarkC at the helm, and the crew they have on board. When =
it=20
starts up, I want everyone working at 110%. We're going to need it to =
beat them.=20
- The new Wing XV WC is MAJ Strahd! Congrats =
Strahd,=20
well deserved promo!
- If anyone tries to recruit you from this =
wing, please=20
inform me ASAP.
- ImpStorm II has some battles coming up. I'm =
not sure=20
if TF Flaming Arrow is involved, but at least head out and check the war =
out.=20
- The Battle Compendium was restored minutes =
after I=20
wrote my WSR last week. Everyone get over there and start finishing =
TC-TIE's=20
- The TAC is on leave, returning August 1st=20
- The EH sadly lost two members in RL this =
week. LCM=20
Crevent Thrawn from the Colussus was killed in a car accident (Or so I =
heard),=20
and Xanthe (A DB Member, killed in a rather nasty accident involving =
three cars=20
and two semi's). SA Kawolski is on Emergency Leave until further notice. =
> -=20
There is a Virus starting in the fleet. DO not open anything received =
with two=20
ile extensions. More on tc.org/news
- RA Toran Dan is the new Immortal COM. Yay.=20
- MSE time is nearing us, so everyone get =
flying hard!=20
[CMDR] CPT Wes Janson
-Took a week off from flight, working on =
TC-TIE 146-175,=20
177-179, FCHG 1, CAB 2 and 5, BHG 1 and 2, and ID 1-4.
[1-2] LCM Mad Max
-E-mail contact
[1-3] TBA
[1-4] LT Black Knight
-Seen on IRC. Now get some battles done. =
[2-1] CPT Con Selar
- Looking for a job, had to leave town. On =
leave=20
[2-2] LT Gryffon
-Seen on IRC, E-mail contact. I know he's been =
really=20
busy lately, but please try to fly??
[2-3] MAJ Seggybop
-Nothing this week. Battles.
[2-4] CM Cmr Brown
-Flew TC-XvT 2 and 5, good work
[3-1] LT Augusting Bodurka
- I know he's been busy, so get me some =
battles ASAP!=20
[3-2] SL Nihil Baxter
-Fly some battles or do your INPR! =
[3-3] TBA
[3-4] LT Kommandor
-E-mail contact
Sadly, nothing to follow up Con's work :) =
Anyone who=20
reads this WSR is more than welcome to send in Fiction!
Well, we finally left behind our pathetic 1 =
Citation.=20
We're now up to Five, and if we can get more people than just me flying =
with the=20
same volume of flight, we'll be racking up Citations out the wazoo. I'm =
not=20
trying to be egotistical, I'm simply stating a fact. In the last three =
weeks,=20
there have been 86 BSF's. 84 of them were mine. The other two belong to =
CM Cmr=20
Brown. I would like to see people flying at least three battles a week =
(Battles,=20
not Free Missions.) Battles will give us Citations, and then we can work =
on Free=20
Missions to help boost our FCHG Totals. Here's the plan: Everyone start =
at the=20
very bottom of the TC-TIE's. Basically, if you haven't flown any, start =
at=20
TC-TIE 1 and work your way up. Fly every TC-TIE from the bottom up =
(Start with=20
the lowest completed, and work your way up one by one) and eventually, =
we will=20
be able to compete with most Squads on the GW for Cits! So, get flying!=20
We have RA Khadgar's ever present Recruitment=20
Competition, so everyone get recruiting.
I am thinking about starting a song lyric =
comp, like=20
what Crusader Squadron has. It's a fun thing, and I played along last =
week. I=20
want to know what you guys think, so e-mail me if you want a song comp =
like=20
this. I write the lyrics here, you guess the song. First right answer =
wins the=20
week, and a point. I'll decide a score limit, and the first person to =
reach it=20
wins an IS-BR. If you want to try it, e-mail me.
LT Gryffon and I are working on setting up a =
comp with=20
Tau. This will probably be MP, and we'll work out the exact details as =
soon as=20
we can get confirmation of doing it, so I want everyone 100% combat =
ready. Start=20
firing up XvT MP and fly on over to one of the many weekly competitions. =
Refer=20
to Squadron Goal #2.
SUNDAY:
Zone Sunday [XWA]
Time: 1:00 - 2:30 PM EST ( 18:00 - 19:30 GMT ) =
Place: MSN Gaming Zone
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner =
MONDAY:
Tempest Storm [XWA][XvT][JK]
Time: 7:00 - 10:00 PM EST ( 0:30 - 3:00 GMT ) =
Place: IRC Channel #tempest ( Undernet IRC Network ) =
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner =
TUESDAY:
No competitions right now.
WEDNESDAY:
Greenwich Wolf Competition [XWA][XvT]
Time: 3:30 - 5:30 PM EST ( 20:30 - 22:30 GMT ) =
Place: IRC Channel #wingxiii ( Undernet IRC Network =
)=20
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner =
of every=20
division
ASF Competition [XWA][XvT]
Time: 7:00 - 10:30 PM EST ( 00:00 - 03:30 GMT ) =
Place: IRC Channel #eh_asf ( Undernet IRC Network )=20
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner =
of every=20
division
THURSDAY:
Thursday Night Training [XWA][XvT]
Time: 8:00 - 11:00 PM EST ( 01:00 - 04:00 GMT ) =
Place: IRC Channel #avenger ( Undernet IRC Network ) =
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner =
of every=20
division
FRIDAY:
No competition right now
SATURDAY:
EuroComp [XWA][XvT]
Time: 10:00 - 11:30 AM EST ( 15:00 - 16:30 GMT ) =
Place: IRC Channel #euroloc ( Undernet IRC Network ) =
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner =
of every=20
division
Kampfgemetzel [XWA]
Time: 1:00 - 3:00 PM EST ( 18:00 - 21:00 GMT ) =
Place: MSN Gaming Zone
Rules: LoC for every victory, DFC for overall winner =
Here are the basic FCHG/CR stats of Phoenix. I =
want to=20
see all of these numbers for every member rising next week... =
FCHG Listings:
Points Rank Abbv.
10 Grenadier GREN
25 Lancer LANC
50 Hussar HUSS
75 Fusilier FUSL
100 Dragoon DRAG
150 Cavalier CAVL
200 Gallant GALL
250 Knight KNGT
Points Rank Abbv.
300 Paladin PLDN
400 Centurion CNTR
500 Legionnaire LGNR
750 Executor EXCR
1000 Gladiator GLDR
1500 Archon ARCN
2000 Templar TMPR
3000 Imperator IMPR
1 point for every mission flown
1 point for every Legion of Combat earned =
1 point for every Iron Star - Copper Ribbon earned=20
2 points for every mission high score
2 points x # of missions in the battle for every =
battle high=20
score
3 points for every Iron Star - Bronze Ribbon earned=20
5 points for every Iron Star - Gold Ribbon earned=20
10 points for every Iron Star - Platinum Ribbon =
earned=20
Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)
[1036] CPT Wes Janson
Paladin [PLDN] (300 points)
[361] CPT Con Selar
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
[262] CM Cmr Brown
Fusilier [FUSL] (75 points)
[87] LCM Mad Max
Lancer [LANC] (25 points)
[38] LCM Augustin Bodurka
[31] MAJ Seggybop
Grenadier [GREN] (10 points)
[21] LT Black Knight
Total: 1836
FCHG Average: 183.6
Combat Ratings:
Points Rank
1 Trainee
5 Certified
10 Marksman 4th
15 Marksman 3rd
20 Marksman 2nd
25 Marksman 1st
30 Officer 4th
40 Officer 3rd
50 Officer 2nd
60 Officer 1st
70 Veteran 4th
80 Veteran 3rd
90 Veteran 2nd
Points Rank
100 Veteran 1st
125 Ace 4th
150 Ace 3rd
175 Ace 2nd
200 Ace 1st
250 Top Ace 4th
300 Top Ace 3rd
350 Top Ace 2nd
400 Top Ace 1st
500 Jedi 4th
600 Jedi 3rd
700 Jedi 2nd
800 Jedi 1st
1000 Jedi Master
1 point for every Legion of Combat earned =
5 points for every Distinguished Flying Cross earned =
Ace 2nd (175 points)
[188] CPT Wes Janson
Certified (5 points)
[8] CM Cmr Brown
Trainee (1 point)
[2] MAJ Seggybop
[1] LT Black Knight
Total: 199
CR Average: 19.9
The sad thing is, 4/10 of us have Combat =
Ratings on an=20
MP ship. If you guys want some MP training, maybe I can set some =
training=20
sessions up with Donitz, or some other big MPers for you. Again, e-mail =
me with=20
your opinions.
PHOENIX SQUADRON OF WING XIII : Fighter Suppresion=20
COMMANDER: CPT Wes Janson =
(wesjesterjanson@hotmail.com)=20
NICKNAME: The Empire's Hunters
BANNER: phoenix.gif
MOTTO: To Instil Fear is to Retain Power =
HOMEPAGE: http://phoenix.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD:=20
http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=3D24&v=3D1&s=3D1 =
FLIGHT I - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Hell Hawks
Motto: I hunt.......therefore I am!
1) CPT Wes Janson (wesjesterjanson@hotmail.com) =
2) LCM Mad Max (topper_harley2000@hotmail.com) =
3) TBA
4) LT Black Knight (spider@csonline.net) =
FLIGHT II - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Death's Talons
Motto: Feel the icey grip of Death
1) CPT Con Selar (ConSelar@web.de)
2) LT Gryffon (xerxes@tmbg.org)
3) MAJ Seggybop (seggybop@artigraphics.com) =
4) CM Cmr Brown (williambrown@hotmail.com) =
FLIGHT III - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Doom Wings
Motto: Our actions define our wrath
1) LCM Augustin Bodurka (augustin_5@hotmail.com) =
2) SL Nihil Baxter (ralph_rl@web.de)
3) TBA
4) LT Kommandor (kommandor@hotmail.com) =
>Emperor's Hammer Strike Fleet:
Commander: Grand Admiral Ronin - garonin@aol.com =
Website: www.emperorshammer.org
IRC Channel: #emperor's_hammer
Emperor's Hammer Tie Corps:
Commander: Fleet Admiral Priyum Patel -=20
spellfire@btinternet.com
Website: www.tiecorps.org
IRC Channel: #tiecorps
Agressor Strike Force:
Commander: Vice Admiral Cyric - =
jroscoe@bellatlantic.net=20
Website: www.asf.pyar.com
IRC Channel: #eh_asf
Imperial Star Destroyer Mk.II "Prowling Death" Grey =
Wolf:=20
Commodore: Rear Admiral Khadgar - =
dmelenchuk@home.com=20
Website: greywolf.raptor.nu
IRC Channel: #wingxiii
13th Imperial Starfigher Wing "The Wolf Pack": =
Commander: Major Azazel - azazel_djotarr@hotmail.com =
Website: see above
IRC Channel: see above
49th Imperial Starfighter Squadron "The Empire's =
Hunters"=20
Phoenix:
Commander: CPT Wes Janson - =
wesjesterjanson@hotmail.com=20
Website: TBA
IRC Channel: #Phoenix_Squadron
KHADGAR QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
There are a few this week :)
[14:18] No no, for the first time in the =
TIE Corps=20
History, TCCOM's Own would be decided by "Charitable Donations". :P=20
[14:19] LOL
[14:19] "The TCCOM Hereby Declares The =
TIE Corps to=20
be under Mob Rule" :)
[14:19] Hehe.
[14:20] BGCOMs VA Louie and VA Vinny. :P=20
On TCCOM's own with Khadgar as FO :) =
[11:03] Blah... b00t got a Medal of Tactics =
- Red=20
Hammer.
[11:04] Time for me to make "TIE Crops: EH=20
Agricultural Subgroup". :P
[11:04] Inspired by Ricaud. :P =
[11:04] LOL
[11:04] That sounds like it could =
actually work :)=20
[11:04] I suppose I should work on some =
MoT's...=20
[11:04] Right now... I have it planned. =
[11:05] You have to escort INQ/AD Ariakas =
to the VSD=20
Stalwart...
[11:05] Then you fudge that mission... =
[11:05] And get assigned to TIE Crops. :P=20
[11:05] LOL
[11:05] You know, that could actually =
work :)=20
[11:05] The Elite Guard, "Tractor =
Squadron"...=20
[11:05] Under the DREAD Agrilculture and VA =
Bob. :P=20
[11:05] Get a grouchy Admiral type guy =
like General=20
Earle from Nuclear Strike :)
[11:05] VA Billy Bob is more hick like :) =
[11:06] Yeah, I know... But still... :P =
[11:06] * Khadgar supposes he could do Billy Bob.=20
[11:06] I was considering some names... =
[11:06] "Joe" was ruled out since there is =
a Joe in=20
TIE Corps. :P
[11:06] True :)
[11:07] The second mission... The DREAD =
Agriculture=20
hypers in to steal some supplies from the rival Rebel Agricultural group =
(I need=20
to think up a name for that :P).
[11:08] Yeah :)
[11:08] You disable containers, and a =
shuttle (it=20
could be 1 of 3, to make it interesting)...
[11:08] Then ATRs capture the stuff. :P =
[11:08] Sounds good :P
[11:08] I haven't thought up a third =
mission yet. :P=20
[11:09] Hehe.
[11:09] Two mission battle :) =
[11:09] That would be the fastest denial in =
TAC=20
history. :P
[11:09] Oh yeah :)
[11:10] * Khadgar will also have to include the FRG =
Hen's Nest=20
some how into the battle... Because that's a cool name. :P
[11:11] Hehe.
On a Ricaud - Inspired battle :)
[14:46] * KhadBusy goes the get his chief COM's =
Protector=20
advisor, COL Dice. [14:47] Darn, no dice...
[14:48] I
[14:48] I'll have to narrow it down to two =
and use=20
COL Coin. :P
[14:50] * CPTJanson prays COL Coin doesn't actually =
decide the=20
COM Protector :P
[14:50] Hehe, I'm kidding.
[14:51] The day COL Dice and COL Coin =
show up is=20
the day I flee the Corps :)
[14:51] Actually, COL Dice will work =
nicely for the=20
next one, since we have six Squadrons. :P
[14:51] Actually, that's true :) =
[14:51] Scary thought, though it could =
work=20
:)[14:53] "Why didn't I get the job?"
[14:53] "You were heads, sorry." =
[14:53] :P
On choosing a COM Protector (Jokingly) with =
his trusted=20
advisors, COL Dice and COL Coin :)
Picture Of The Week
I don't know about including this everyweek, =
but this=20
week, I just had to.
It's something my friend sent me, and I found =
it=20
hilarious:
It's just one of those days where you wish you =
never got=20
up... :P
That's all for this week.
Respectfully Submitted,
CMDR-SR/CPT Wes Janson/Phoenix/Wing XIII/ISD Grey =
Wolf=20
PCx3/ISMx2/MoI/IS-1BW-1SR/LoC-PSx123/DFC-SWx13/CoB =
[GLDR]=20
{IWATS-CBX-GFX-ICQ-IIC/1/2-M/1/2-SM/2-TT}
PRT Hawk Falcone (Sith)/Archanis of Taldryan =
{SA:CORE}=20
FM/FLT Derrik Del'Torran/Enforcer 3-4/Wing II/MC-90=20
Renegade/IW/EH
[MC-1] {IWTA-FLT}
DOC/LT Wes Janson/TCASFAV/ISD Grey Wolf =
[FMCA:DOC]=20