CPT Daisuke Airyu, reporting in for the week of 6/16-6/22, 2001

THIS WEEK'S GRUDGE MATCH:
Old-fashioned wooden roller coasters
VS
The new & improved "Bowler Toaster"

Serovich: I don't like roller coasters.
Airyu: Why not!?!? They're so much fun! Especially that sound that they make when they're going around turns, and sound like they're about to fly off the tracks.
Serovich: *stomach begins to turn*
Airyu: And the sound they make when they're going up the first big hill? That clackety-clack is always fun to hear!
Serovich: Before I vomit all over the place... let's get to the alternative.
Airyu: I dunno..... I've never used one before.
Serovich: Well just open the box!!!
Airyu: Hmm... "as seen on TV".... I've never seen a commercial for this before in my entire life. How the hell did we get this anyway?
*meanwhile, across the galaxy on the ISD Subjugator, LT Saak cackles evilly*
Serovich: How the hell does it work!?
Airyu: I don't have any idea whatsoever... but we should get a bowler for it to toast. *takes it out of the box, then wanders off*
Serovich: Come back, I don't want to finish this crappy grudge match alone.
*several minutes pass*
Serovich: Hell...
Airyu: *Bursts into the room with a large straw doll, decked out in a bowling shirt, khakis, and the tackiest bowling shoes ever* Ha.. got it!
Serovich: Why the hell do you have a straw man in your room?!
Airyu: I.. uh...
Serovich: Whatever. *looks at the straw man again* Daisuke, this shirt has "Lee" embroidered on it.
Airyu: Your point?
Serovich: Isn't burning an effigy of your Wing Commander considered treason?
Airyu: Yes, it is. How perceptive. That's why we're going to set it on the higest setting.... disintegrate! There, that's not burning.
Serovich: I think I'm going to have to go with the roller coasters... They make me a lot less sick than the thought of getting HCI charges slammed on me because of you.
Airyu: Whatever you say. *notices the surveillance camera in the corner* ugh.... where the hell do those things come from.....
Darklord (on the PA): Captain Airyu, report to my office on the double... and bring my damn bowling shirt back.

MORAL: It might sound like Serovich just has a stick up his ass... but actually, he's quite right.

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FLEET NEWS
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XWA WOW STARTS
Whee. If you feel up for multiplayer combat on the Zone, go right ahead. :P

IMPERIAL VOGUE 2 RELEASED
Mai's new magazine, which is much better than EH Cosmo, is at http://www.darklord.ukshells.co.uk/mairin/vogue.

WOW SITE BUILT FOR EH MEMBERS
If interested, drop by http://vogue.ehonline.org/wow/ to take part in Week of War... uh... activities.

XWA SHIP PATCH FOR XVT RELEASED
Whee... drop by www.darksaber.freeserve.co.uk

EHROC SITE ONLINE
If you drop by www.ipgv.org/resource/index.asp, you can vote on... uh... stuff

CA:XO OPEN
Kawolski wants an assistant editor for the Dark Sentinel. Anyone crazy enough to actually want this job, go ahead and email him ;P

TWO MORE NEW WING COMMANDERS
MAJ Ranthier Khaen has become the new WC for AV2 (I refuse to call it Wing XIX), and LC Reaper takes over Wing IV.
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CHAL NEWS
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HALCOHOL LEAVES CYCLONE CMDR
He has betrayed the wing, and his Tornado heritage, to go to Teth Squadron. Boo, hiss :P Apps for CMDR go to GN Darklord and RA Manitsas, but none of you are interested

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TYPHOON HAPPENINGS
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XEROX GOES TO RESERVES
First he's going on a week-long vacation to Spain, then entering the German Navy. Wish him the best before he goes.

SEITHEN RETURNS
LT Hyuga Seithen, a former pilot here, will return to the squadron this weekend. His papers for transferring out of the reserves are still being processed.

TYPHOON DEFEATS CYCLONE
Wow, we beat a poor helpless lil squadron that didn't have a commander :P They did put up a good fight, however. Their LCM Lantel took the IS-BW, with a score of 42, 952. However, our average score was about 7,000 higher than theirs. Be proud, but don't get cocky. We won on account of their low participation. *elbows Tally several times*

Departures:
LCM Xeraan Rhazzazor -----> Reserves
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MOVE ZIG... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
(more commonly referred to as "orders"
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PRIORITY- WING X LEAGUE
TFRs for TC-TIE 139 are due by sunday night. We might as well go for the participation point against Tornado, so don't give up just yet.

PRIORITY- RECRUIT
Our squadron is looking pretty shabby right now. If you know any Star Wars nerds that have TIE Fighter, go! Draft them immediately!!! If we're going to put up anything of a fight in the wing competition over these next few weeks, we need to get some new fresh blood in here.

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ACTIVITY
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CMDR/CPT Daisuke Airyu
Flew FREE-TIE 111 for comp with Cyclone, TC-TIE 139 for Wing X League
Flew TC-TIE 102, 103, 163, 168, 169, 170
Updated sickbay page
Recruiting...

FM/LCM Talon Drear
Seen on IRC
Where were you when we needed you vs. Cyclone?

FL/CM Yutzka Serovich
Flew FREE-TIE 111 for comp with Cyclone, TC-TIE 139 for Wing X League
In constant contact
Recruiting...

FM/CM Elwood the Brave
CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

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ROSTER
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TYPHOON SQUADRON: VIP Escort
NICKNAME: The Storm From Hell
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/typhoon.jpg
MOTTO: "We will fly the winds of DEATH!!"
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/typhoon
MESSAGE BOARD: http://sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?boardid=123799

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CPT Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
2) TBA
3) LCM Talon Drear (wouterson@wanadoo.nl)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
1) CM Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) CM Elwood the Brave (markus.friebis@gmx.de)

Captain Airyu PIN #3552
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DOC/LT Daisuke Airyu/TC-BG/ISD Challenge {DOC}
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"Sex.... I need long passionate sex. Then I need to beat the crap out of someone. Eat like hell. Lessee.. gotta be four more deadly sins.. Oh yes, don't share anything... hate everyone, lie around..." Yutzka prescribing himself some new "happy pills"