Typhoon Report # 10 (2001-05-04)

This report was submitted by CPT Daisuke Airyu



CPT Daisuke Airyu, reporting in for the week of 4/28-5/4, 2001

THIS WEEK'S GRUDGE MATCH
Miss EH
vs
Miss America

Airyu: Hmm... I don't think this'll be a hard decision. Whereas the Miss EH candidates are able to doctor up their pictures before they post them to the database, the winner of the Miss America pageant has to be pretty hot.
Serovich: Really? *takes out a picture of himself with Miss America*
Airyu: Oh dear lord no!!! It's true, ugliness is contagious!!!

Moral: Always have your makeup on, even if you're just at a presidential inauguration.
(if you want to see this picture, just ask Yutzka)
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FLEET NEWS
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WING COMMANDER POSITIONS FILLED
MAJ Lohr Zadash has been chosen to command Wing IX, and MAJ Azazel is in charge of Wing XIII. Congratulations to the new officers, and the best of luck.

YOU CAN PLAY COUNTERSTRIKE TOO
And you can list it on your profile as one of your platforms.

XvT TACTICS ONLINE
My good friend MAJ Tarkin is the professor. . Take the course today at www.imperialacademy.org/xvttactics
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CHAL NEWS
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INFERNO TORCHES SPEAR
Yay them. :P

TEMPEST BSF RACE ENDS
In the most unlikely of all possible scenarios, Master and Alimet tied for first place, each with a whopping total of 173 missions flown in the month.
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TYPHOON HAPPENINGS
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WE LOST TO TEMPEST
Due to our less than optimal participation, our score was a lot less than it could have been. However, LCM Tallon Drear was the top scorer in the competition, earning himself an IS-BR. Gratz.

ELWOOD TO RETURN IN APPROXIMATELY TWO WEEKS
Our good Woody has notified me that he should be returning to active duty in a couple of weeks. Yaaaaay!

EXAMS COMING UP
Whether they're for college, AP courses, or in the martial arts, these next couple of weeks are going to be rather stressful. If you need to, take a week or two of leave. TIE Corps is important, but keeping yourself on your feet in real life is more important.

Awards:
LCM Talon Drear - Iron Star- Bronze Wings
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TWELVE AND A HALF HOURS AND I COME HOME TO THIS?!?!
(More commonly referred to as "orders")
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SKOOL IS GUD
There are loads of IWATS courses available to take, fail, retake, fail again, and retake (and possibly squeak by with a 60%) again and again, to your heart's content. Go forth and gain knowledge, my minions!!! And take the graphics exam :P

STUDY FOR YOUR RL EXAMS
I don't want any of you quitting my squad due to RL complications arising from the fact that you chose to fly instead of study/prepare/whatever. So do what you need to do.

STANDING ORDERS THAT REALLY AREN'T THAT STANDING, BUT RATHER IN A NON-RECLINING POSITION
-All pilots pass IWATS IIC/1 and M/1
-All FLs pass IIC/2 and M/2
-All FLs pass SM/2 with at least a 90%

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ACTIVITY
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CMDR/CPT Daisuke Airyu
Flew FREE-TIE 85, 139, CAB 5

FM/LCM Xeraan
None

FM/LCM Talon Drear
Seen on IRC
Flew FREE-TIE 139, awarded IS-BR

FL/LCM Richlet
Seen on IRC and AIM
Flew FREE-TIE 85, 139

FM/LCM Frederik Greyson Jr.
in email contact

FL/LCM Yutzka Serovich
Seen on IRC, AIM.. constantly
Updated squadron page
Flew FREE-TIE 139, TC-TIE 133
went on a quick leave of absence

FM/LT Hyuga Seithen
None

FM/CM Elwood the Brave
Still on leave.

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ROSTER
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TYPHOON SQUADRON: VIP Escort
NICKNAME: The Storm From Hell
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/typhoon.jpg
MOTTO: "We will fly the winds of DEATH!!"
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/typhoon
MESSAGE BOARD: http://sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?boardid=123799

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
2) LCM Xeraan (xeraan@isdchallenge.org)
3) LCM Talon Drear (wouterson@wanadoo.nl)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
1) LCM Richlet (richlet@yahoo.ca)
2) LCM Frederik Greyson Junior (greyson@firemail.de)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
1) LCM Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
2) LT Hyuga Seithen (bof3kaiserryu@icqmail.net)
3) TBA
4) CM Elwood the Brave (markus.friebis@gmx.de)
Captain Airyu PIN #3552
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CMDR/CPT Daisuke Airyu/Typhoon/Wing X/ISD Challenge {LGNR}
DOC/LT Daisuke Airyu/TC-BG/ISD Challenge {DOC}
Professor of IWATS Graphics (www.imperialacademy.org/graphics)
PCx2/ISMx6/LoC-PSx34/DFCx2/IS-BR/CoB/OV {IWATS-GFX-IIC/2-M/2-SM/2-TT-ICQ}

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