CPT Daisuke Airyu, reporting in for the week of 6/2-6/8, 2001
THIS WEEK'S GRUDGE MATCH
TIE Fighter
VS
Dance Dance Revolution
We regret to inform you that at the present time, both our regular hosts are playing DDR. As both of them are violently having leg spasms whilst trying to step on the correct arrows on the floorpad in time to the music, as well as lose some weight in the process, this grudge match will be hosted by none other than our old Flight Nurse, PenPen!!!
PenPen: Wark!
Airyu: *staggers on-screen, flushed, shirtless, and drenched in sweat* Can't miss any more of these grudge matches *pant pant pant* so I'll just *collapses onto the floor*
Locke: Interesting. From the amount of weight he's lost from playing DDR, I'd have to declare the game unsafe to his health.
Airyu: Nooo!!!! Must... fulfill addiction... to dancing around like an idiot...
Locke: And it's addictive, too. Hmm, better get Yutzka off of that game before he winds up like-
Serovich: *Stumbles on screen, beet-red, collapses onto the floor*
Locke: *Sighs* It's going to be a long day in Sickbay this time...
MORAL: Boom boom boom boom, pushing all the buttons.... waaaaaaaaaaste... tiiiime!!! Don't play DDR between the hours of 2 and 5 in the morning, it'll screw you up for the rest of the week.
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FLEET NEWS
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SubCOM SELECTED
The Commodore of the newly commissioned ISD Subjugator is RA Jeff "Tiger" Loruss. Mad props to him.
EH BEATS LSF
We won by 5 points.. when did this happen? Why wasn't I there ;P
MULTIPLAYER HOSTS DISAPPEAR
Wet Willy is looking for replacement hosts for the Wednesday ASF comp and Saturday EuroLoC. If interested, contact him at wetwilly@jedi.nu.
EMPERORSHAMMER.CA SHUTS DOWN
Wham. We've got hosting from CoFo, so we're fine ^__^
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CHAL NEWS
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LEE'S STRATEGY COMPETITION IS. UHH.. YEAH
We're currently discussing its merits and faults. Looks kinda cool, it'll last a damn long time too..
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TYPHOON HAPPENINGS
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UPCOMING COMPETITION VERSUS CYCLONE SQUADRON
I'm setting up us the competition with Halcohol and his boys. We'll most likely be flying FREE-TIE 111, "Ricardo's Escape"
Awards:
LCM Xeraan - Imperial Security Medal
CM Yutzka Serovich - Palpatine Crescent
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING, TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG
(More commonly referred to as "orders")
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*PRIORITY* ACE PILOT LEAGUE
Fly FREE-TIE 33 and send me your TFR by sunday. If you want any tactical advice, ask Yutzka :P
PROFILES
CM Yutzka Serovich needs you guys to make up profiles for yourselves for the squadron page. Make them funny, do some stupid stuff. It's not supposed to be INPR-type material. And if possible, submit some sort of picture of yourself.
RECRUIT PEOPLE
We're down to just five pilots, only four of which are active. So get recruiting. It will be well-rewarded...
WING X TRIVIA
MAJ Beef is running it, go participate in it now! :p
WING X WEBHUNT
CPT Crovax is running it off of his site. Full details can be found at http://crowd.to/webhunt
OPERATION AQUITANE
We'll be taking on the Star Vipers. I'm expecting 100% participation... when we finally find out the competition specifics.
SKOOL IS GUD
There are loads of IWATS courses available to take, fail, retake, fail again, and retake (and possibly squeak by with a 60%) again and again, to your heart's content. Go forth and gain knowledge, my minions!!! And take the graphics exam :P
STANDING ORDERS THAT REALLY AREN'T THAT STANDING, BUT RATHER IN A NON-RECLINING POSITION
-All pilots pass IWATS IIC/1 and M/1
-All FLs pass IIC/2 and M/2
-All FLs pass SM/2 with at least a 90%
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ACTIVITY
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CMDR/CPT Daisuke Airyu
Embarrasingly.... nothing
FM/LCM Xeraan
Awarded ISM
FM/LCM Talon Drear
None
FL/CM Yutzka Serovich
Flew FREE-TIE 33
Awarded PC
FM/CM Elwood the Brave
ON LEAVE
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ROSTER
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TYPHOON SQUADRON: VIP Escort
NICKNAME: The Storm From Hell
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/typhoon.jpg
MOTTO: "We will fly the winds of DEATH!!"
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/typhoon
MESSAGE BOARD: http://sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?boardid=123799
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CM Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
2) LCM Xeraan (xeraan@isdchallenge.org)
3) LCM Talon Drear (wouterson@wanadoo.nl)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
1) CM Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) CM Elwood the Brave (markus.friebis@gmx.de)
Captain Airyu PIN #3552
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CMDR/CPT Daisuke Airyu/Typhoon/Wing X/ISD Challenge {LGNR}
DOC/LT Daisuke Airyu/TC-BG/ISD Challenge {DOC}
Professor of IWATS Graphics (www.imperialacademy.org/graphics)
PCx2/ISMx6/LoC-PSx34/DFCx2/IS-SR-BR/CoB/OV {IWATS-GFX-IIC/2-M/2-SM/2-TT-ICQ-XTT-VBS}
"Die, bastard Tonberry!!!" - Me, playing FF8 this week