TIE-F 236: Milk@Cow

Battle Information

Game platform: TIE Fighter
Missions: 1
Release date: 2003-10-08
Last updated: 2009-03-22

COL Beef

Average rating: 2.5
Reviews: 4
Bug reports: 0
Times completed: 19

Battle Reviews

GN Mark Schueler



The usual 'I'm funny so I don't need to make a good mission' crap from Beef.

GN Master



I enjoyed it. Strange yet satisfying, exactly what you do best Beefy :D

FA Brukhar



It's not so much that the mission is hard to fly, its that the Shuttle *blows* hardcore to fly. The controls on it are way too sensitive, making it hard to lock on to even the DREAD.

COL Beef



The main purpose of this mission was to test the "ShuttleFly" patch. It was made a year ago and got lost in the TAC, but here it is now. For reasons that are unclear to me now, I made it massively difficult on purpose. I advise any normal person to fly it on easy and read the tips in the readme.txt. Only very skilled pilots (unlike myself) should try it on hard.

Battle Bug Reports

There are currently no open bug reports for this battle.

High Scores

Mission: 57,716 VA Zósite Kónstyte Styles

Top Ten

(of available records)

1 6,794 COL Zystem Fryar 2004-06-16
2 5,121 COL Torres 2005-02-19
3 4,476 GN Abel Malik 2009-02-08
4 4,202 HA Pete Mitchell 2020-08-20
5 4,135 LC Savageaz 2003-11-01
6 4,090 CPT Wolve Excelsior Berkana 2022-05-23
7 3,838 COL Shae Kitane 2003-11-02
8 3,821 AD Gidda 2005-01-20
9 3,821 GN Mark Schueler 2017-06-11

Battle Completion Statistics

This battle has been flown by 18 pilots a total of 19 times.

Title: Milk@Cow
# of Missions: 1
Game Platform: TIE Fighter
Date: 08 June 2002
Author: Colonel Beef
           CMDR/COL Beef/Thunder/Wing X/ISD Challenge

-This mission may be difficult. Don't forget that you can fly it on the easier difficulty levels. 
Also see the hints at the bottom of this file.

Required patches
* EH Ship Patch for TIE Fighter
* Fly Transports

Installation instructions
1] Make sure you have the EH Ship Patch for TIE Fighter installed
2] Download the Fly Transports patch from the EH Patch archive (http://tc.emperorshammer.org/patcharchive.php)
3] Install the Fly Transports patch by double clicking it in the EHSP installer
4] Double click the .EHM file, the EH Battle Launcher will install the battle
5] Check the Misc folder in your TIE95 one for additional material like patches, sounds etc.
6] Press the TIE Fighter button on the EHBL to start the game
7] Create a new pilot and fly the first battle
8] Uninstall the Fly Transports patch by double clicking it in the EHSP installer

The EMPEROR'S HAMMER has a heard of space cows to provide nutritional milk to its pilots. 
You are the head of the EH's Milk Division, and as such you are to oversee the milking operations 
from your Shuttle.

Great masses of thanks to Admiral Den Darkhill for making the ShuttleFly patch upon request.

-Use your advanced missiles to take out the upper laser turrets on the Strike Cruiser. To do this, 
as soon as the mission starts, aim your craft to fly over the upper-right of the factory. Fly straight 
until the Strike Cruiser arrives; it should arrive directly under you. Stop and fire two missiles at 
each of the four top turrets. This should keep the factory alive for awhile.
-The next main threat is the squad of TIE Bombers who attack the factory with rockets. But don't waste 
your own advanced missiles on these. The Shuttle's extra beefy laser placement will make shooting them down easy.
-Use your remaining missiles on the Escort Transport before it returns to its mothership. If you still 
have missiles after that, use them on some of the Dreadnaught's turrets.


Colonel Beef