Write a short story about the crazy shennanigans that happen in the Wing XIV Canteen at the party to celebrate Zhaim Jifarr's promotion to Squadron Commander. Humor and originality will carry the most weight towards being the winning story. Stories should be no less than 200 words. Winner will be published in future Squadron Report.
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Competition runtime starts on the first day at 00:00:01 UTC, and ends on the last day at 23:59:59 UTC.