Most of us, Internet fiends we are, know about lolcats (www.icanhascheezburger.com). Essentially, lolcats are pictures of cats with funny captions posted on them. Why can't we have our own? Using Star Wars related imagery (I suggest Wookiepedia), create your own lolhammer pictures. Please, only one per person. This competition will be graded almost completely on humor, so make me laugh!
1st place: Cr-1D; 1nd place: Cr-1R; 3rd place: Cr-1A
Competition runtime starts on the first day at 00:00:01 UTC, and ends on the last day at 23:59:59 UTC.