Stitches (Parody Song)

Member fiction submitted by COL TheBlackxRanger on 2023-06-30.

Description/Remarks: A parody of the song "Stitches"


I thought that I've been torn before

But no one's ever left me at the corps

Your needles cut deeper than this strife

Now I need someone to stitch me up for life

Got a feeling that I'm gonna blunder

But I know that he’ll make it all jive

If I start calling you my tailor

Groove on

You notch my belt until I can't breathe

I'm aching, lolling, gone to dry wheeze

And now that I've decked out your missus

I'll be needing stitches

Tripping over my shelf

Aching, begging you to come help

And now that I've decked out your missus

I'll be needing stitches

Just like a cloth, thrawn glued a frame

Oh, you lured me an I couldn't expense the cane

Your glitter part, old to the touch

Now I'm gonna reap what I sew

I'm left seeing thread on my throne

Got a feeling that I'm gonna blunder

But I know that he’ll make it all jive

If I start calling you my tailor

Groove on

You notch my belt until I can't breathe

I'm aching, lolling, gone to dry wheeze

And now that I've decked out your missus

I'll be needing stitches

Tripping over my shelf

Aching, begging you to come help

And now that I've decked out your missus

I'll be needing stitches

Needle and the thread

Gotta get you Hutta by Fred

Needle and the thread

Gonna grind up lead

Needle and the thread

Gotta get you Hutta by Fred

Needle and the thread

Gonna grind up lead (gonna grind up lead)

Needle and the thread

Gotta get you Hutta by Fred (gotta get you Hutta by Fred)

Needle and the thread

Gonna grind up lead (grind up lead)

Needle and the thread

Gotta get you Hutta by Fred, get you Hutta by Fred

You notch my belt until I can't breathe

I'm aching, lolling, gone to dry wheeze

And now that I've decked out your missus

I'll be needing stitches

Tripping over my shelf

Aching, begging you to come help

And now that I've decked out your missus

I'll be needing stitches

And now that I've decked out your missus

I'll be needing stitches

And now that I've decked out your missus

I'll be needing stitches