New incentive to figure out what your neurotic CMDR's warbling on the intro to the Psi Briefings! Anyone who can match the artist to the lyrics gets an Iron Star - Ford Ribbon, displayable on ID lines as [IS-FB]. Good luck :P
I heard about your trip. I heard about your souveneirs. I heard about the cool breeze in the cool nights and the cool guys that you spent them with. Well, I guess I should have heard of them from you. I guess I should have heard of them from you...don't you see, don't you see that the c harade is over? And all the Best Deceptions and Clever Cover Story awards go to you. So kiss me hard, 'cause this will be the last time that I let you. You will be back someday, and this awkward kiss that tells of other people's lips will be of service to keeping you away. I heard about your regrets. I heard that you were feeling sorry. I heard from someone that you wish you could set things right between us. Well, I guess I should have heard of that from you. I guess I should have heard of that from you...Don't you see, don't you see that the charade is over? And all the Best Deceptions and Clever Cover Story awards go to you. So kiss me hard, 'cause this will be the last time that I let you. You will be back someday, and this awkward kiss that screams of other people's lips will be of service, to keeping you away. I'm waiting for blood to flow to my fingers, I'll be all right when my hands get warm. Ignoring the phone, I'd rather say nothing, I'd rather you never heard my voice. You're calling too late, too late to be gracious and you do not warrant long goodbyes. You're calling too late, you're calling too late, you're calling too late...
-Squadron News-
- Thanks to LT Stalker, Psi has new relaxation technology...beer jacuzzis! These heated, aromatic tubs are just the thing for a Psi pilot to kick back and relax in after a long, hard day of drinking, womanizing and...uh...all the other stuff we do. Fortunately, we will not have to go into further partnership with Pepsi and wear Mountain Dew undergarments, as we snagged these babies 100% gratis, and any coincidence between this and the disappearance of the several hundred kegs and pool equipment in Inky's quarters is purely coincidence and LC Proton is entirely to blame for the larceny of those items. ::: coughs :::
- Zekk's apparently down with illness, explaining his absence...get better, Zekkypies!
- Ford's back from his leave, stays for a week, and then leaves for another week (for the last time until August! promise! :P)..any volunteers for A-CMDR?
- Preparations for the Psi Invitational Tournament continue...four squadrons have still yet to confirm, but, Ford has an optimistic hope that we can get the first round released by the end of the week. Stay posted for more details!
- Sigh. So many competition ideas, so little time...
- Several of the Mariachi MiniFords are now strutting about in baggy jeans, bandanas, and got the bling-bling going on. If Ford ever finds out which one of you punks taught them how to rap 'Big Pimping', heads shall roll and be deposited in lettuce crispers!
- CM Jon Doyle is still on leave until the 27th...
- *Still* no word from SL Vokarsen, and, unless he gets in some e-mail ASAP, he'll be AWOLed.
- LCM Nurel Turr has been awarded the Letter of Achievement! Yah!
-Wing News-
- Mission 4 of Inkwolf's Raid was due today, and Psi only had a submission from LT Stalker.
- Inky plots more evil wing comps, beware!
-Squadron Orders-
- Fly, e-mail, go on IRC, post on message boards, take IWATS courses, make graphics, write fiction, and do other stuff :P
-Squadron Activity-
CMDR/LC Ford Prefect:
6.13.01 - Returns from Shore Leave
6.15.01 - Completes TC-33
FM/SL Vokarsen:
No Activity
FM/CM Zekk Terrik:
No Activity (sick leave)
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FL/LCM Sidian:
6.14.01 - Completes F-TIE 102
6.14.01 - Completes F-TIE 103
FM/LCM Nurel Turr:
6.12.01 - Passes IWATS ICQ
6.12.01 - Awarded Letter of Achievement
6.14.01 - Completes TC-XWA 14
6.16.01 - Completes F-XWA 14
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FL/CM Jon Doyle:
On leave
FM/LT Stalker: (!!!)
6.14.01 - Completes TC-127
6.14.01 - Completes TC 166
6.14.01 - Completes DB 14
6.14.01 - Completes IW-TIE 14
6.17.01 - Completes fourth Inky's Raid mission
6.17.01 - Completes TC-167
6.17.01 - Completes TC-172
Good activity, except from One Flight (Bah!), and LT Stalker more than made up for CM Jon's absence for Three Flight this week...well-done, guys!
-Misc. / Fleet News-
- MAJ Jesseb Skyrauch and LC Reaper have respectively been appointed to WCs of Wings VI and IV. Congrats!
- Operation: Imp Storm II to begin June 25th! XWA pilots, check it out! http://www.btinternet.com/~spellfire/impstorm.html
- COL Smitrock has been appointed WC of Wing XX.
Short report this week. Go and do stuff that'll make your CMDR proud :P
CMDR-PROF/LC Ford Prefect/Psi/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
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[EDE]
Professor of TIE Tactics (www.imperialacademy.org/tietactics)