Again, sorry this is a little late. I wanted to wait for the May MSE Medals to come out first.
Walking slowly down the hall, CM Wes Janson heard an odd rambling coming from an office. Approaching it, he saw a young LT who was being attacked by the TypoDemon.
"On, Plese dont atak mee!" the LT yelled.
"Hmm... let me think. No!" said the Typodemon, and he threw the LT through a hole that had appeared out of nowhere.
Drawing his Proven-To-Work-Anti-Typodemon-Killer-Ray-Zappy-Thingy-Of-Doom! Dictionnary cannon, and loaded it. Leveling it at the Typodemon, he squeezed the trigger. A stream of words shot out and hit the Typodemon square in the chest, knocking him in to that same LT-Sucking-Uping-Hole. RA Khadgar came down just then, with a puzzled look on his face.
"Uh, would you happen to know anything about a LT and a Typodemon invading my office through a convieniently hollywood style hole in the floor?" he demanded.
"Yeah. Look up." Janson said. Doing so, Khadgar saw his office.
"Ah, yes. Carry on then." he said, and walked away.
Is this the end of the Typodemon?? Tune it next week, same time, same place!
(Note: Expect a Typodemon related Comp next week. Muahaha)
News:
-Congratulations to Rear Admiral Jeff "Tiger" Loruss, who was selected as the new COM for the ISD Subjugator! They are now accepting applications for WC of Wing XIX and XX. Applications go to Rear Admiral Jeff Loruss (rogue0101@rocketmail.com) and Vice Admiral Firefox (Magius@quebectel.com) . Minimum requirements are as follows:
You must have been a member of the TIE Corps for at least SIX months.
No HCI Convictions.
You must have a working knowledge of Fleet policies and protocols.
Experience at CMDR level or above.
Extensive use of IRC.
Must be a member of good standing in the Dark Brotherhood
In your application, you must specify exactly which WC you are applying for (Wing XIX or XX)
-Congrats to the new Valkyrie CMDR, CM Hev Randrowan! Well deserved, congrats! You deserve it.
-RA Khadgar has proposed a new comp, he e-mailed everyone about it already. As for us, I want absolutely everyone to participate in that. No question about it.
-ASP Course opened. Go to imperialacademy.org to write it
-IWATS passes 8k grads. Yay.
Miscellaneous:
Again, nothing much this week. Just that Khadgar has put a comp out, and I will have one shortly. Stay tuned.
That, and I need a Nurse for the Grey Wolf. If you're interested, sign up at the FMC Website.
Activity:
You'll have to sympathize with me this week, as I am writing this report from my cousins house, and do not have my ATR's with me. So, I'm winging it this week. If I make a mistake, I apologize.
CM Wes Janson: Won a bunch of LoC's, working on a bunch of TC-TIE's and F-XvT/BoP's, received PC for May Activity.
LCM Mad Max: Nothing this week. Start flying again, if you have time
COL Donitz: Earned a PC for his May Acivity! Congrats!
CPT Con Selar: Flew TC-TIE 7, earned an ISM for May Activity. Congrats!
LT Gryffon: Nothing this week. Fly.
MAJ Seggybop: Again, nothing.
CM Andrew: Nothing. DO SOMETHING!
LT Stan Cooper: Same as above.
LT Kommandor: You have to be eligible for LCM by now. Go fly some battles and I'll promote you!
MP Comps:
[XWA] EuroComp 5/19 (10:00 - 11:30 EST)
[XvT] EuroComp 5/19 (10:00 - 11:30 EST)
[XWA] Kampfergemetzel 5/19 (13:00 - 15:00 EST)
[JK] Outer Rim War 5/19 (14:00 - 23:00 EST)
[XvT] Outer Rim War 5/19 (14:00 - 23:00 EST)
[XWA] Outer Rim War 5/19 (14:00 - 23:00 EST)
[CS] Outer Rim War 5/19 (14:00 - 23:00 EST)
[XWA] Zone Sunday 5/20 (13:00 - 14:30 EST)
[XWA] Greenwich Wolf Comp 5/23 (15:30 - 17:30 EST)
[XvT] Greenwich Wolf Comp 5/23 (15:30 - 17:30 EST)
[XvT] ASF Competition 5/23 (19:00 - 22:30 EST)
[XWA] ASF Competition 5/23 (19:00 - 22:30 EST)
[XWA] Thursday Night Training 5/24 (20:00 - 23:00 EST)
[XvT] Thursday Night Training 5/24 (20:00 - 23:00 EST)
Ideally, I would like to see you guys at at least one of these. Win a LoC, fly a battle! Something guys, come on!
Khadgar Quote Of The Week:
Since I am not at home and do not have access to my log's, there is no Khadgar Quote this week :(
Respectfully Submitted,
CMDR-SR/CM Wes Janson/Phoenix/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf
PCx2/ISMx2/MoI/IS-1BW-1SR/LoC-PSx70/DFC-BWx8/CoB [LGNR] {IWATS-CBX-GFX-ICQ-IIC/1/2-M/1/2-SM/2-TT}
ACO Hawk Falcone (Sith)/House Archanis Of Taldryan
DOC/LT Wes Janson/ISD Grey Wolf
SEN Nathan West (Tanaab) {LXY: Highlander}