Naughty Me! I missed last weeks report. Well. Actually. No real change there then, is there? >:P Anyway, down the news. And for a change there is some news, woo! >:P

1. Everyone's favourtie CMDR got his sorry arse promoted!

Yes, indeedy, your loveable. Well. Likeable. Well. Your CMDR, ok? >:P Got promoted halfway through last week, and I'm now a Liuetenant Colonel, scary, eh? >:P Anyway, I again need to think you lot, coz I've only got the crap job of telling you lot what to do, and if you didn't actually do it, no one would notice a damn thing we did, so thanks for this, guys! Oh, and the malicious rumours going round that it was Teth Squadron's turn to give GN Ricardo his brain pills are lies, damnit! >:P

2. Teth Squadron has a new Pilot!

Indeedy. A New Pilot. Long time since we had one of those, eh? Anyway, Sub-Lieutenant Mantis joined us last night from the good old training platform, and is now in Flight 2 (Wakey, Wakey, Gavin! >:P) He's already done mIRC 1 (Which puts him ahead of nearly all of you in doing IWATS Courses >:P) and has flown Free-Tie #148 for the Wing IV Squadron League, and has made an appearance on IRC... all that, and he's only been in the EH for 3 days. >:P So, everyone, give him a big Teth Squadron hello, and show him where the brewary is >:P

3. Teth Squadron beats Wing I! (Oh, Yeah, Wing IV beat 'em as well >:P)

Wing IV little competition with Wing I, thanks to moi (as per usual with these things >:P) ended up with another crushing Win for Wing IV... not quite the 1 Million points + that we beat Wing X by, but hell, it was good enough for me. Oh yeah. On a side note, Teth Squadron collectively beat Wing I, with one less submission. Oh, and on stipulation of the competition which everyone seems to have forgotten about, is that this competition was for the title of the "Worst Wing on the Sov" for the losers... so if anyone wishes to create a little banner I can oh so ungraciously give to Wolly, give us a shout ;-) Another minor thing from this comp is that I got a shiney IS-SW for getting thet highest score, and I also believe Teth is due WCO for getting the best particapation. So Nyah >:P



4. Wing IV Squadron League Starts!

The latest Wing Comp started yesterday, and we all have to fly Free-Tie #148 by the end of the month... well... not all of us, since SL Mantis has already submitted (way to go, Manny!) Anyway, Since the Sov Squadron League is dead (May not be official, but I have reliable reports that Kramer has said it is dead) I expect us to go and win this one... we've said for a long time we're the best damn Squadron in the Wing, and now we've got a chance to easily show it. We ended up 5th in the SL Regular Season. We should have been placed 1st after the Quater Finals, and the format is exactly the same. So, in our current position, I expect us to win this one. Coming 1st in the regular season is not all that important, we just need to be there... so.. I'm expecting good participation in this, people. From now till July, this is our number 1 priority. Unless something more important comes up, of course >:P

5. Teth v Hey!

Now, this is only for the XWA owning portion of Teth Squadron... I've arranged a little comp against Hey Squadron of Wing III, using Free-XWA #18, the plan is we all fly, and the average of the top 3 scores decides the winner... an IS-Shiney Trinket (Or BW >:P) will be given to the highest scorer, and winning the competition gets you, uh... nothing >:P But, looking at the XWA League Round 6 Squadron, in theory we're the best XWA Squadron on the Sov, so why don't we go and show it, people? >:P

6. CMDR running off his mouth gets Wing Competition started shocker!

Indeed. In the last week a CMDR shooting of his mouth, and making rash insults has created the Wing IV v Wing V competition that's meant to be happening in July... the shock? It wasn't me who did it. >:P This little gem of a quote from Mr. Wil_Striker of Samekh (Yes, we've kicked their arse before, I know) has lead to the arrangement of our next Wing Comp...

Wing IV has the best pilots? at being inactive? or just in appearance? lol

Now. I've been toying with the idea of taking Teth on a tour of Wing V to show them just how inactive and good looking we really are. >:P Whaddya say, people? ;-)

7. Hawky gets a Medal!

Indeed. The other Teth old guy LCM Hawky got himself a medal this morning for recruiting SL Maximillian, and helping him pass his training. Yes, I know, amazing that Hawky can remember enough about the TC to help max pass his training, but miracles do happen >:P Anyways, Hawky's got a MoI, Kaph have got a new SL (don't say I never do anything for you, Reaper! >:P) And we're all Happy. >:P

8. Activity Records!

There probably was some, but I don't make notes of these things >:P

9. Teth Squadron Roster!

Just in case you can't work out what the roster's like now we've got SL Mantis, have a butchers at this (blatently ripped off tc.org) >:P
TETH SQUADRON : Deep Strike
COMMANDER: LC Mini Minkus (daz@mini-minkus.freeserve.co.uk)
NICKNAME: Emperor's Talons
BANNER: teth.jpg
MOTTO: Audere est Facere - To Dare IS To Do
HOMEPAGE: http://teth.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=120466


FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Dominator
Motto: First into the field. Last out of it.
Homepage: http://teth.squadron.org/flight1
1) LC Mini Minkus (daz@mini-minkus.freeserve.co.uk)
2) LCM Micheal Perry (micheal_perry@hotmail.com)
3) LCM Bernie (bernie_1567@yahoo.co.uk)
4) CPT Hadrian (cashrea5@yahoo.com)


FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Avenger
Motto: Teth Before Dishonour.
Homepage: http://homepages.go.com/~zionsrasta/Teth_Flight_2
1) CM Gavin Dahl (zionsrasta@yahoo.com)
2) LCM Liz (lizjflynn@hotmail.com)
3) SL Mantis (tukes48@yahoo.com)
4) CPT Steele (Nealoc187@aol.com)


FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Badger Pack
Motto: Death From Above, Below and all Around.
Homepage: http://teth.squadron.org/teth3
1) CM Badger (blakely_steve@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Hawky (cdh_hawky@hotmail.com)
3) LCM Cochrane (lordcochrane@fsmail.net)
4) LCM Alexandr III Biges (Biges@centrum.cz)

Ok, people. You can stop reading, now >:P

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