No Dan, that is not a command to visit the head.
Ok hear is a little exercise in neck use look left, now look right what do you see ?
Empty Chairs.....
You will notice that flight two is empty. That's because LT Matt Rust has become bather fodder. Ric found out who left the stuffed...., yes that mouldy old body in women's clothes in his chair. Unfortunately he didn't recognise Matt Rust (as he so inconspicuous) and thought that he was Rejili. Matt tried to deny all knowledge, which in fact was true, Ric thought he was having his chain pulled and just wanted him to admit to it. So in a moment of extreme violence he picked up Matt and threw him down what he thought was the garbage chute, when in fact it was the bather feeding chute. Matt was then trampled and into the 3 foot deep pile of dung. It took two days to find him. So he in now dead, and very smelly.
Drinks will be served tonight in memory of his errr... service. So be there.
Well catch up on the squad.
The Dagger ace comp is running, I am winning --- unopposed. I am GOD, bow down before me and worship
Col Dan seams to have an extremely poor memory of his targeting abilities from before and keeps telling everybody about his high scores, but as yet nothing has been proved.
Get the file the me ASAP.
Well the main deal is the WC own. You know about that, we have to get it to our beloved WC by 26th. So far I have had no files, get them too me as I do not want to have as crap a score as last time. If we loose lets at least have a 100% (better still lets have 100% an win)
Unfortunately we also lost another pilot to the reserves. Lt Wolfbane, he hasn't been very active and I mailed him to state we will NOT carry pilots, either he gave me a good reason for the activity or went to the reserves
Oh look here's Woooooodddddie, Hi woodie what have you for us this week
Woodies Round Up (hear horrible Country and Western music)
Let see....
CMD Leonid DeBastide.
Did some BSF's
Chased the guys
Sent AWOL notice to Mr Rust
Flew Free 139 for dagger ace
Col Dan Malaktos.
Bragged a lot about his old times, told everybody he was going to be the Dagger ace. Generally mailed at lot of wind and noise with no substance
Col Phoenix
20/6 Completed TC170
21/6 Completed TC171
21/6 Completed TC163
Lieutenant Matt Rust
Inactive
Your Out of here
AWOL
Lieutenant Wolfbane.
Completed WC own 137
Lieutenant Commander Rejili Holthaus
On extended RL leave.
Thanks Woody,
So in summary
Dot Dot Dash Dit Dit Dot here is the news guys......
GET ME THOSE FLAMING PILOT FILES FOR THE WC OWN AND DAGGER ACE.
Failure to participate will result in me kicking you up and down the hall and I WILL kick any FL down to FM if they do not sent in the files.
So far the scores are wide, Wolfbane you may want to re-fly to increase you score
CMDR/CM Leonid DeBastide/Dagger 1-1/Wing IX/ISD Relentless
PCx2/ISMx8/MoI/CoB [CAVL] {IWATS-CBX-IIC/1/2-M/1/2-SM/2}
Tie Defender "Lone Wolf"
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