Well well well... WSR time. That wonderful time of the week when a man and a woman... oh wait... that's sex. I always get the two confused because the WSR comes only once a week and I get sex once a.... never mind.
Fleet News:
1. L.A. says "La La La! You can't use our logo!"(Pun intended).
Yes, it's true. George Lucas has turned to the dark side of the force. There, greed has taken him over. We are no longer permitted to use the Imperial Logo. Why? Cuz he said so. Pfffft. Design a new one! It's a comp! Send it to GARonin@aol.com. Make sure it's original(::Goes to copy the rebel logo:: Whoops)
2. Conquest? We don't need to stinkin' Conquest!
It was announced that my afternoon 5 minutes will not be spent on Conquest. It's getting reset soon, with new features and whatnot. This means everyone's files will be deleted.
3. Let up! Wait, no! Come back? Please?!!!!!
It seems after the RS FC complained to me that the reopening of ORW heralded in the best EH pilots, which meant they lost alot. Now that the elites stopped showing up, the RS FC is complaining once more of the lack of challenge. Heheheh, funny how our newbies are about their elites' level. Anyway, I spoke with Quake, and we're not going to play tug of war. I have come up with an idea to keep our good pilots there. If it's accepted, they'll shoot themselves for complaining again.
Who Cares?
According to recent studies, you don't have to drink to be drunk. The recent specimens capable of such behaviour are enclosed in the following list:
Logistical Assitant(As stated by himself) Ramos:
...Scary, isn't it?
Wing News:
1. Vice Admiral Andronicus has some computer problems. This is reportedly the most undisputable excuse a flag officer on the Relentless has given for being drunk. The former record holder was General Ricaud, with... 0... He's an honest bugger, always telling us when he's drunk.
2. The Relentless is winning the OCR! Yes, that's us! We're kicking bootay and takin' names! Keep it up!
Quote of the Week:
A couple this week...
-"How did Andron's cat get so fat? Andy's cat is fat :P THERE's A CAT THERE AND HE'S FAT DAMNIT THERE! This f*c*ing CAT THERE! Andy's cat is FAT! The cat is right THERE! Don't you see it? He told me that it was a fat bitch. Dan, Andy's cat is fat."
--Colonel Doyon
"So I've heard."
--Major Dan S. Malaktos
-"Gravin. You got a banana in your ear. You got a banana in your EAR. He can't hear you, he got a banana in his ear. I think so. Look at him. You're blind :P You don't see a cat nor a banana. Guilty by ignorance!" --Colonel Doyon
-"Dan, don't act like me. It's annoying."
--Commander Brad Tack
-"Lots of cash for one night of... Letting a guy stick his dick in me."
--Commander Brad Tack
-"If my nick was rap, and than I became part of the K order, I'd be krap :P"
--Vice Admiral Ramos
"You already are."
--Admiral Quake Harlander
Squadron News:
1. Nothing's going on, except, remember to fly that battle. Tell me what you're doing throughout the EH, too.
2. Ok, ok, a couple people know it, a couple people deduced it. After some heavy thinking, I have decided not to reason on the 31st...
Squadron Status:
1. Fly FREE-TIE 100 due March 30th!
It's that time of the week for the report, it seems. Everyone participated in phase II with the graphics. Good work all. Now we just need 100% participation in the last (and probably most normal) part of this thing-the flying. I plan on flying it soon and will be sending my reccomendations for success. Until next time, then.
FL/LCM Manticore/Dagger 2-1/Wing IX/ISD Relentless
ISMx3 [HUSS] {IWATS-M/1}
[A/GUN Honorless]
Dagger Squadron Executive Officer
Personal Achievments:
Everyone checked in with me :P
Major D. S. "Instigator" Malaktos
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CVROY-WC/MAJ Dan Malaktos/Wing I/DREAD Tranquillity
DOC/LT Dan Malaktos/TC-BG/ISD Relentless
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