1. Squadron League Quater Final Results Announced!

This week saw the release to the Fleet of the Squadron League Quater Final Results , and in a shocking performence, Teth qualified in 2nd Place. We would have finished 1st, had a certain Flight Leader not decided he did not need to grace us with a submission, and we could do it without him. He was right of course, but that's not the point. >:P

*MInkus Grabs a Golf Club*

*SMACK*
Gavin
*SMACK*
You
*SMACK*
Will
*SMACK*
Submit
*SMACK*
For
*SMACK*
The
*SMACK*
Semi
*SMACK*
Finals
*SMACK*
*SMACK*
*SMACK*

Right. I'm glads we understand each other >:P

Also, one of Teth's submissions was rejected. I'd rather not go into the reasons as to why, and who it was, but those of you who really, REALLY want to know, can get our results, and a calculator and work it out from there. >:P The Semi Final mission was announced yesterday. Allegedly. Though this has yet to be confirmed by specialists. >:P

2. Minkus in BSF scandle!

After several weeks of being a lazy bastard, I decided I needed to do some BSFs. Mainly for my own health. There are only so many BSFs that can be crammed into my office, and leave me room to breath >:P LCM Perry and LT Liz were the lucky winners of the raffle to whose BSFS get done first, and as a results of these BSFs, Liz got upto Lancer in the FCHG, and Teth rose to 59 Citations. The next raffle will be this Saturday, so make sure you have your tickets ready, people!

3. Random Bit of Fleet News!

Yes, a random bit of news from the Fleet, Us mere peons (CMDRs+) can now post reports onto tc.org! And verrily, there was much feasting, and drinking of wines, and rejoicing. Expect the clap-trap of Teth Reports up soon.

4. Teth Squadron Makes Tornado Squadron Report!

Yes, that's right. Everyone's favourite Wing X Squadron, lead by by everyone's favourite Ex-Flight Officer included Teth Squadron in their Report! Here is a little extract

CoHo: Both at once. Attach a bungie cord around your waist, fasten it to the ground, and THEN rocket jump.
Kessler: That's suicide!
CoHo: Exactly. That's why I pay pilots from the Sovereign to do it.
[Sound of explosions, screaming, the snap of elastic cords, and an earth-shuddering splatter.]
Kessler: Holy crap. Those Teth Squadron pilots are bursting into red mist when they hit the ground!
CoHo: [Cackling:] What do you think their chances of winning the Squadron League are now?.

Now, how does this make you all feel? Proud? Astonished? Thrilled?

No. You're right, I'm talking bollocks aren't I? >:P In a clear sign that Tornado are crapping their pants in the realisation that we are FAR superior to them, they decided we were a big enough threat to have us killed in an amusing intro to the Report. So. Remember this. Even when we're dead. We're better than Tornado. >:P

5. Minkus carries on his tradition of the oldest geezer in Teth Squadron!

I was awarded another shiney medal this week, the Order of The Vanguard, which means I've lasted a year without being kicked out >:P However, there was an ingraving on the back which said 'Bah. I'll get you next year. - KK' Any suggestions as to who that could be? >:P Anyway, also, over the last week (well, a bit more, but I only just noticed) Captain's Hadrian and Steele were awarded their OV-3Es, happily reminding me that I'm still not THAT old.

6. Citation wander Planned!
Yes, after having the 2nd highest number of citations in the fleet for longer than I can remember (about 3 days >:P) We lost it to Cyclone this week, but regained it when they got a nw member >:P Anyway, I've got a list of Battles to be flown in order of priority, so if your bored, mail me, and I can give you LOTS of things to do. >:P

7. Report Ends!
Yes, this is the end of the report, and I leave you with a quote...

"Second? We Came Second? Ahh... bollocks. Does this mean we're going to have to put some effort into it from now on?" - Hawky's grasp of Teth Squadron comes from 11 months experience.

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