Welcome to another episode of the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGER REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!

With your host, Major Dan Seth "Instigator" Malaktos!

::Sappy music::

Well guys, I've been sick ::cough cough::

So anyway, this is going to be a short one.

Fleet News:

1. Colossus stays in commission!

2. A virus has hit lots of flag officers. This virus was later identified as a masked Command Staff member killing flag officers he didn't like. They have been replaced.

3. The FO has a new website! www.emperorshammer.ca/flightoffice/

4. New polls.....

5. If you want to help with Project: Phoenix, email my buddy, CA:TAC Arso Sylth(Arsolimese@aol.com)


WHO CARES?

New polls.....

Wing News:

1. Hammer gets WC's Own...

2. Hammer gets BG Ace

3. New Spear CMDR: CM Tarnisar

4. New Relentless Awards! Let's get all three next month!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

"I want breasts." -- Vice Admiral Quake Harlander

SQUADRON NEWS:

1. MSEs are out... read yours.

2. I am arranging a little get together the Wing IX locals call a "Dagger Slaughter Fest" with Omicron... want some?

3. Akagi, you are on the verge of being AWOLed... you have two days. My first AWOL! It'll be fun! Everyone crack out your marshmallows! There'll be a bonfire! Yes... it's my first. I'm an AWOL virgin. Only because I kick everyone before they go AWOL >:) But I'd rather you contact me, Akagi :P

4. Runon! Yay! Kind of. I'll be setting up a new MB, because it's obvious VA Quake can't do his job. There will be a manditory runon as preparation for the BGComp. You will all be required to write 500 word submissions. Quit moaning and groaning, I'll make it a fun plot.


SQUADRON STATUS:

1. Fly TC-TIE 17, 18, 19

2. Post on run-on... when I get it up :P


PERSONAL ACHIEVMENTS

CMDR/MAJ Dan Malaktos
1/28/01 - Completed FREE TIE 141
1/30/01 - Setting up Dagger vs. Omicron

FM/LT Aragorn
1/28/01 - Completed FREE TIE 141
1/28/01 - Completed FREE TIE 92
2/3/01 - Completed TC-TIE 26
2/5/01 - Completed FREE TIE 4

FM/LCM Leonid DeBastide
1/28/01 - Completed FREE TIE 141
1/31/01 - Completed IIC/1
1/31/01 - Completed IIC/1
2/02/01 - Completed IIC/3

FL/LCM Manticore
1/28/01 - Completed FREE TIE 141

FM/LCM Talon Ray Hunter
-None

FM/COL Ritsuko Akagi
-About to get AWOLed

FL/LCM Rejili Holthaus
-Reported in



Major D. S. "Instigator" Malaktos

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