~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report 10th March 2002~

~Weekly CMDR's Rant~
I just dont get it, you have all these characters from the new SW books, such as Corran Horn (damn Reb) Mara Jade (mmmmmm) Thrawn (Thrawn is god) who have there faces in all the SW mags, books, games, everywhere just cause people think they are good, well i was at the Battle of Endor, i killed more Rebels than Skywalker has said "May the Force be with you" but i dont have my face anywhere, im not shown in any of the games, mags or books. Its the worse kind of conspiricy, a conspiricy against me!!!

~Squadron News~

If you havent already, please welcome Col Ramos and CPT Shakur to Tornado, both have been in Tornado before, so welcome back.

Wing Commanders Own is now being awarded, i want this next month so lets all get our activity up and win it :)
Congrats to Thunder for winning it this month.

The Ultimate Comp how now started, Col Drake wants to know who's the best in the TC, so all you have to do is simply go to http://www.isdcolossus.com/wc/wing%20VIII/ultimatechallenge.html
read the rules, download the free and fly it.
So do so now, and dont forget to cc me to say u done it :P

Tornado Squadron Tattoo's. You are all ordered to head to the med bay and get a "Property of Master" Tat on your body somewhere, all pilots who dont will get a kick in the region best left unmentioned then ill force u there, also if you can convince other pilots to get the tattoo ill steal ya one of Beef's pineapples and give it to you, and drug Boliv and give him a "Master's Bitch" Tat >:P

Current Citation Count: Four.
Now that we have over six pilots we can start getting citations once more, so all of you, off you go and fly....*looks for list and cant find it* ummm, TIE-TC Battle #97 - Hammer's Week.

What are u still reading this for, i said go fly :P

Tornado Escort Service.
Since we all have so much fun flying, and creating and abusing me with Blow-up Dolls who like like several pilots, ive decided that we should open the Tornado Escort Service, so get out there find some women and bring them to my quaters, then we will see what happens.

Trivia, dont forget your's truly is hosting Trivia now, so im accepting lots of bribes, best bet is to either A send me a hot female (Human's only, im not liek Ramos :P) or money, or lots of booze, either way.

FL Spot for Flight Three is now open, so send me bribes and/or do something, remember FL's get icecream *dumps a load of melted icecream on Arion's bunk* muhahahahaha.

~Wing News~
The Wargame is still going, our fleet of SSD's and such has decided insted of fighting we would rather see whats outside the galaxy, so when we come back with lots of new weapons i wont be accepting anymore surrenders from the fuzzy Phooner-Temp Alliance, as Beefy said we will squish them good.
As of yet there has has been no pathetic attempts at a battle as our enemy's are hiding hoping we wont come for them next.

~Fleet News~

Meh, go to tc.org (or whatever it is now) and see.

~The Usual Suspects~

CMDR "Your God" Master
Submitted XWA Free to TAC Office
Wrote the Bible of Master
Turned in Turn Report II

LCM Sint Seelasi
Got Nuffin here

CM Arion Sunrider
Wrote foolproof plan for world peace, then scraped it and wrote plan for world domination insted

LT Julius Marcus Aurelius
Tried to teach Master to spell how to spell his name, tried being the keyword.

COL Domi
As per request: Woke up, went to work, came home, went to bed and did it the next day followed by the next day, etc.

CPT Shakur
Arrived in Tornado Squadron
Got lots of drinks given to him in the bar

Col Ramos
Instructed Master in the funnyness of Kessler's old reports.

~Roster~

TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.jpg
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/index.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=39


FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Missile Magnets
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) CM Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) CM Arion Sunrider (arion_sunrider@yahoo.com)
2) LT Julius Marcus Aurelius (bondpp7_2@yahoo.com)
3) TBA
4) COL Domi (johnny.rage@rogers.com)


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love (Awaiting Approval)
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid! (Awaiting Approval)
1) TBA
2) CPT Shakur (kloc495@aol.com)
3) COL Ramos Kanzco (Magedon42@aol.com )
4) TBA

Question of the Week
Shaven wookies. A good thing? And how do you shave females without slicing off their nipples?
Write your answers on the back of a beer voucher and send them to Commander Master at thisisn'tmyaddress@youidiot.com
~Credit: Col Kessler~

~Dark Lord of the Week~

The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:

COL Ramos Kanzco

For telling me what this is :P

~Ewok of the Week~

Yub Yub!

Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks' Prize Ewok is none other than:

Lt Julius Marcus Aurelius

Tie Problems for a month, and still counting :P


~Quote of the week~
<`Boliv> 1) Fly 2) IWATS 3) Get Master laid
<`Boliv> 3a) preferably with a hott woman, but Master's not picky, he'll take what he can get
* `Master doesnt have a comeback cause its true :P

Respectfully Submitted,
CMDR-TCS/CM Master/Tornado/Wing X/ISD Challenge
BS/PC/ISMx9/MoT-1rh/IS-4BW-1PR/LoC-ISx13/DFC/CoL/CoB/LoAx2/OV [LGNR] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-GFX-ICQ-M/1/2-RT-SM/2-TM-TT-XAM-XTM-XTT}