CPT Daisuke Airyu, reporting in for the week 4/6-4/13, 2002

THIS WEEK'S GRUDGE MATCH

UPS
VS
GPS

Airyu: Now, look closely. I've attached this global positioning system device to a package which I am going to ship via UPS. I've got this monitor to see what's going on with my stuff.
Serovich: You know that UPS doesn't constantly move your stuff for you.
Airyu: I know. But I don't want my package sitting around in a warehouse for days, and for no good reason.
Serovich: Fair enough....
*time passes*
Airyu: The dot hasn't moved. I'm gonna kill them ALL!!!!
Serovich: It might help if you actually had the package shipped. In fact... hey, what are you sitting on?
Airyu: *stands up* ... oh.
*Airyu and Serovich have it shipped*
*some more time passes*
Airyu: The dot still hasn't moved. I'm gonna kill them ALL!!!!
Serovich: *wakes up, yawns, rubs sleep out of eyes, then looks at clock* Of course not, it's three AM.
Airyu: Fine. I'll let them sleep for now.
*time passes*
Airyu: The dot hasn't moved for a WEEK. THEY'RE REALLY IN FOR IT NOW!!!
Serovich: Okay, go on, kill them all, and all innocent civilians in the area too if it makes you feel better about yourself.
Airyu: *gets in MIS, flies away* Now... according to this device.. the package is right in front of me. *fires* Mwa hahahah!! SO LONG, UPS!!! *looks up, notices that it's at the summer residence of GA Ronin* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

MORAL: Don't ship with UPS.
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CYCLONE HAPPENINGS
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I hijacked my roommate's computer, so I've been doing some flying, for the first time in several months.

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ROCK THE F$&*@IN HOUSE AND KICK SOME @$$
(more commonly referred to as "orders"
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PRIORITY- PUMMEL THE RELENTLESS
We are to fly FREE-TIE 114 in a competition against the ISD Tooth- ... I mean... Relentless. Please do this as soon as humanly possible. The current high score is 88,027, I want everyone to do their best to try to break it. Pilot files should be submitted to me by Friday, April 19th. NO EXCEPTIONS. Email me if you have any concerns whatsoever.

PRIORITY- RECRUIT
Yutzka might be our official Recruitment Officer, but that doesn't mean you all can't do any recruiting too. Go out and scour your schools for possible recruits :P

ONGOING COMPETITIONS:
Wing X Trivia : The questions were sent out yesterday. Send all answers to capt_master@hotmail.com..

SECONDARY
I'd like a new banner for the squad...

STANDING ORDERS
Fly! Citations taste yummy.

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I HATE THE UPS
(more commonly referred to as "activity"
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CMDR/CPT Airyu
Attempted to set up new computer, failed, waiting on thermal grease
Hijacked roommate's computer and installed TIE
Flew FREE-TIE 114 (approx 57k. going to re-fly)
Flew TIE-TC 184, 194

FM/LT Ryan
None. I need to see some action from you IMMEDIATELY.

FM-REC/MAJ Serovich
Recruiting...
In constant contact

FL/LCM Vonnegut
Participated in Wing X Trivia
In contact

FL/COL Wet Willy
Working on squadron web page
In contact

FM/COL Plif
In contact
Completed IWATS mIRC-1 and 2

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ROSTER
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CYCLONE SQUADRON: Heavy Assault
NICKNAME: The Eternal Angels
BANNER: www.emperorshammer.net/images/banners/cyclone.jpg
MOTTO: The Storm Shall Demolish All
HOMEPAGE: TBA
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=59



FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
NICKNAME: Crow's Eye
MOTTO: Do you feel... lucky?
1) CPT Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
2) LT Ryan (ryan_caul@hotmail.com)
3) MAJ Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
1) LCM Vonnegut (reboog33@cs.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
NICKNAME: Hell Hornets
HOMEPAGE: http://www.republika.pl/saadam
1) COL William Weffennass (wetwilly@ehnet.org)
2) COL Plif (lordplif@gmx.net)
3) TBA
4) TBA

Captain Airyu PIN #3552
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CMDR-PROF/CPT Daisuke Airyu/Cyclone/Wing X/ISD Challenge {LGNR}
Professor of IWATS Graphics (www.imperialacademy.org/graphics)
GSx2/PCx2/ISMx6/LoC-PSx34/DFCx2/IS-2sr-br/MoI-BC/CoB/OV-2e {IWATS-GFX-IIC/2-M/2-SM/2-TT-ICQ-XTT-VBS}