CPT Daisuke Airyu, reporting in for the week of 3/23-29, 2002

THIS WEEK'S GRUDGE MATCH

Final Four
VS
IWATS Final Exams

Airyu: Ah, hello, my minions! *turns down the volume on the TV* You joined us just in time for the Maryland game! Pull up a chair, grab a beer (unless you're underaged [anyone who points out that i am gets shot]), and watch the game!
Serovich: *walks in* Damn... that's the fifth potential recruit I've lost like this...
Airyu: What are you- HOW THE HELL WAS THAT TRAVELING!!! YOU DAMN BLIND REFS!!! I'LL TEACH WHAT A $@*%ING TRAVEL IS!!!
Serovich: Riiiight. Yaknow, it's kind of strange. I contact the cadets just as they're finishing their flight training, and-
Airyu: THAT WAS A FOUL!!!! ARE YOU &*^@$ING BLIND?!?!? CALL THE DAMN FOUL WHEN YOU SEE IT!!!
Serovich: ... when I send a follow-up email, I get these notices from the Daedalus that Cadet So-and-So blew his head off! All these pilots, going and shooting-
Airyu: SHOOTING A THREE-POINTER!??! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WILCOX!?!? YOU DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF RANGE!!!
Serovich: Will you shut up with your damn basketball?!
*cut to PLT Daedalus cadet dormitories*
Cadet 1: Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke!
(On TV, an Indiana player sinks a full-court desperation shot, winning the game)
Cadet 1: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!! *falls to his knees* Is this... the end? *takes blaster, kills self*

MORAL: It's just a game, folks. Celebrate responsi- NO!!! KANSAS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO WIN!!!! HOW CAN IT END LIKE THIS!!! *reaches for pistol*

(Maryland won anyway, so HAAAAA!)
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CYCLONE HAPPENINGS
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Promotions:
SL Ryan -> LT

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ROCK THE F$&*@IN HOUSE AND KICK SOME @$$
(more commonly referred to as "orders"
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PRIORITY- RECRUIT
Yutzka might be our official Recruitment Officer, but that doesn't mean you all can't do any recruiting too. Go out and scour your schools for possible recruits :P

PRIORITY- NEW STUFF
I hate to dismiss the work of so many *cough* great commanders... like Corran Halcyon... and... that other guy that came after him... but frankly, the mottos and nicknames suck. I've only gotten recommendations from Wet Willy... if I don't get any new ideas, they're final. :P
Flight leaders, if you want to give me nicks and mottoes for your flights, fire away.

ONGOING COMPETITIONS:
Wing X Trivia : The questions were sent out yesterday. Send all answers to capt_master@hotmail.com..

SECONDARY
I'd like a new banner for the squad...

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WHO'S NOT GETTING ANY
(more commonly referred to as "activity"
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CMDR/CPT Airyu
Designed twenty-six Cyclone CCG cards

FM/SL Ryan
Completed IWATS-AIM course
Promoted to LT

FM-REC/MAJ Serovich
Recruiting...
In constant contact

FL/LCM Vonnegut
In contact

FL/COL Wet Willy
Working on squadron web page
In contact

FM/COL Plif
In contact
Working on INPR
Flew XWA-TC-27
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ROSTER
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CYCLONE SQUADRON: Heavy Assault
NICKNAME: The Sound and Fury
BANNER: www.emperorshammer.net/images/banners/cyclone.jpg
MOTTO: Pain heals, Chicks dig scars, Glory is... Forever

HOMEPAGE: http://www20.brinkster.com/ghapkette/cyclone/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=59

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
NICKNAME: Crow's Eye
MOTTO: Do you feel... lucky?
1) CPT Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
2) LT Ryan (ryan_caul@hotmail.com)
3) MAJ Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
1) LCM Vonnegut (reboog33@cs.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
NICKNAME: Hell Hornets
HOMEPAGE: http://www.republika.pl/saadam
1) COL William Weffennass (wetwilly@ehnet.org)
2) COL Plif (lordplif@gmx.net)
3) TBA
4) TBA

Captain Airyu PIN #3552
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CMDR-PROF/CPT Daisuke Airyu/Cyclone/Wing X/ISD Challenge {LGNR}
Professor of IWATS Graphics (www.imperialacademy.org/graphics)
GSx2/PCx2/ISMx6/LoC-PSx34/DFCx2/IS-2sr-br/MoI-BC/CoB/OV-2e {IWATS-GFX-IIC/2-M/2-SM/2-TT-ICQ-XTT-VBS}