~CMDR's Rant~
No Rant, cant think of anything to rant about.
~Squadron News~
There has been a few Roster changes, firstly Lt Julius Marcus Aurelius has been AWOL'd due to his inactivity.
Secondly a Flight Leader for Flight Three has been decided upon.
Ive thought long and hard on whom should take the job, as a FL must be hard working, work harder than his Flight Members and also have leadership pottential. I have decided that CPT Shakur is a good choice for the job, so please congradulate CPT Shakur as a New Flight Leader.
Drinks are on him.
Recruit.
We are currently at 8 pilots, so get out there and recruit.
RA Locke has returned from leave so can someone help me drag Boliv out of Locke's office whom Bol thinks he deserves after winning the Wing's CMDR of the Month and Typhoon winning several things.
FCHG Race is still on, you can view the scores at:
http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/fchg_race.htm
~Squadron Order~
Challenge Vs the Relentless
This poor excuse for a Star Destroyer has dared to Challenge us (no pun intended) so we must thump them into sticky goo.
So all of you get out there and fly FREETIE-114 (Attached) by April 22nd.
The current high score is 88,027, I want everyone to do their best to try to break it, as not only do i want the Challenge to win the comp, i want Tornado ALONE to beat them, so i expect some good scores.
~Wargame News~
Wargame is on hold until Locke can catch up on whats going on.
~Wing/Battlegroup News~
Challenge Newsletter Submissions Being Taken Now.
The first issue of this will be out at the end of April.
Please send any submissions you think may be suitable to mairin@isdchallenge.org.
Wing X Mascot:
Don't forget that you can still vote for the Wing X Mascot at: http://www.isdchallenge.org/challmascot/challmascot.html
Due to popular request, MAJ Triji Boliv has also been added to the list. :P
(Vote for Boliv and ill demote you to Cadet :P)
New Battlegroups web site is available here http://www.battlegroups.stardestroyer.org/
~Fleet News~
*Yawn*
~From the Vault~
Hidden deep somewhere in the Challenge is a giant safe hidden from everyones eyes, inside are detailed files on the EH Command staff (and other staff) and what can be used as discriminating evidence, as well as lots of infomation and Kessler's private pic's of several cadets (YUCK). Only few know of the Vaults existance even fewer have the combination to get in, Master is lucky enough to know it, so for you heres a small snipit of info:
Things I'd liked to have seen in Star Wars:
Obi-Wan: "These aren't the droids you're looking for.."
Stormtrooper :"Well they sure look like them to me. You're busted"
C3PO -"You're fortunate he doesn't blast you into a mil-"
[BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!]
Luke: "That'll teach you to run off on me you little shit!"
Yoda: Adventure, heh! Excitement, heh! A Jedi craves not these things."
Luke: "Boring. C'mon, Artoo, let's go."
Lando: "But how can they be jamming us if they don't... Ah, must be a glitch. C'mon gang, full steam ahead!"
AD Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorceror's ways Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't conjured up the stolen data tapes, or..."
Vader: "Are you looking for a smack in the teeth?"
Stormtrooper-"There's one, set for stun"
ZAP!
Stormtrooper 2 -"Oh shit, did you say stun?"
Luke: " She's rich."
Solo: "Like I give a rat's ass."
Vader: Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son!
Luke: Sounds cool. Yeah, OK!
"Look, sir, someone's cut power at this terminal to the tractor beam system."
"Well reenergise it!"
Solo: "I hope that old man got that tractor beam out of commission, or this'll be a real short trip. OK, hit it!"
[Ffaawwooooossshhh!] ... ... ... [rakata-rakata-rakata]
Solo: "I think we're in trouble..."
Vader: I want them alive. No disintegrations!
Fett: Please?
Vader: Oh alright, fine. Go ahead, I don't care.
Han Solo-"The rebels have been routed, they're fleeing into the woods. We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit"
Imperial Officer- "Do I look like a Stormtrooper to you?"
Ackbar: All ships go to hyperspace on my mark.
Falcon: rakata-rakata-rakata
Lando: They told me they fixed it!
Vader: What is thy bidding, my master?
Emperor: First you must find me another shrubbery, a nice one with two levels and a little path running down the middle. Then you must cut down the mightiest tree on Endor...with....a herring!!!!
Vader: Now you're just being silly.
~Activity~
CPT "Hot Stuff" Master
4/7 Flew XWA-TC Battle #28 - ViB: The Lost Missions (12,144)
4/12 Flew XWA-CAB Battle #1 - Secrets and Lies: Eagles of Freedom (BETA TEST)
LCM Sint Seelasi
4/11 Returned after having computer problems.
LCM Jerry
Nothing, Bad Jerry BAD *smacks Jerry with a rolled up newspaper*
LCM Tomaas Montte
4/11 Flew XW-IW Battle #3 - Attack the Toakara System (121,872)
4/14 Flew XvT-TC #29 (Possible High Scores)
4/14 TIE-TC Battle #10 - Battle for the DeathStar (69,840)
CPT Mauser
Nothing *Slaps Mauser* do something.
CM William Flechette
Active on IRC.
No Other Activity
CPT "Shakdaddy" Shakur
4/9 Flew TIE-TC Battle #21 - Break the Sky (192,344)
4/9 Flew TIE-TC Battle #17 - Zaarins Missile Boats (130,726)
4/9 Flew TIE-TC Battle #23 - Daedalus (155,961)
4/9 Flew TIE-TC Battle #29 - Communications Wars (101,979)
4/10 Flew TIE-TC Battle #31 - Hidden Agenda (136,009)
4/11 Flew TIE-TC #49 - Construct the Sovereign (Possible High Scores)
4/12 Flew TIE-TC Battle #41 - Rebel Demise (121,656)
4/12 Flew TIE-TC Battle #34 - Encounter at Charybdis (100,171)
4/14 Flew TIE-TC Battle #59 - Encounter at Dar'Telis (Possible High Scores)
4/14 Flew TIE-TC #65 - Pruscian Betrayal, Part II (Possible High Scores)
4/14 Flew TIE-TC Battle #61 - Grand Admiral's Birthday (362,095)
COL Ramos
Having Computer Problems.
~Roster~
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: CPT Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.jpg
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/index.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=39
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Missile Magnets
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) CPT Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) LCM Jerry (kaljerry@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) LCM Tomaas Montte (gl49036@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) CPT Mauser (Motorbreath02@aol.com)
4) CM William Flechette (i3abovethenight@aol.com)
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) CPT Shakur (kloc495@aol.com)
2) TBA
3) COL Ramos Kanzco (Magedon42@aol.com )
4) TBA
~Citations: 24~
~FCHG Average: 315~
~Combat Rating Average: 12~
~Quotes of the week~
<`Master> yea watch out, Bol is gay ;)
* [Food] raises an eyebrow
* [Food] hits Master with a tender pork loin
-Mmmm Pork
<`Master> who now Runs a Squad and keeps Ramos detained
<`Master> :P
<`Master> its Ramos we are talking about, of course :P
* `Master pats Ramos
* Ramos bites master
-Bitch
-Proof you need skill to play games :P
~Quote of the Week~
-The OP's office, ignoreing comments since first opened.
~Dark Lord of the Week~
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:
CPT "Shakdaddy" Shakur.
Look at his activity, nuff said.
Yub Yub!
Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks' Prize Ewok is none other than:
Everyone who didnt do anything, SLACKERS!
*Runs after them with a rolled up newspaper*
Respectfully Submitted,
CMDR-TCS/CPT Master/Tornado/Wing X/ISD Challenge
BS/PC/ISMx10/MoT-1rh/IS-4BW-1PR/LoC-ISx14/DFC/CoL/CoB/LoAx2/OV [LGNR] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-FLA-GFX-ICQ-M/1/2-RT-SM/2-TM-TT-XAM-XTM-XTT}