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Probably the best Squadron in the Fleet
~Squadron News~
First off, Welcome Back Rollins to Tornado if you havn't already. Rollins was one of my pilots who was in Tornado when i took over, its great to have him back.
Second Welcome MAJ Hev Randrowan and SL Cyrus both to Tornado, Hev comes from the ATF and Cyrus comes right out of training, great to have you both with us.
WHICH MEANS!!!! TORNADO IS FULL!!!! I never thought i'd see the day, but here it is, Tornado is at 12 pilots, now all i need is all of you to be active.
Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!
Our first opponent is Sword Squadron which is on the ISD Relentless.
Its not enough that the Challenge beat the Relentless in a comp, Tornado is to clean up, by destroying every squad they have.
However theres one small change in this comp, due to Sword only having less than half of its pilots with TIE working, and several of you are also having problems, this will be an XWA comp.
So insted of a TIE Free we will be using a XWA Free.
(Sint your excused due to the fact u dont have XWA)
Thats all the info i have at the moment as im working the other details out with the Sword CMDR, so stay tuned.
24 Hours of Insanity!
If you havn't heard, i am attempting to fly for 24 hours straight.
Starting tonight at 8pm Aussie time (7am EST) i will start to fly and not stop for 24 hours.
Swing by #isd_challenge and wish me luck.
Our own LT Quinn Median has written a supurb fiction, i will upload it onto the Tornado site tommorow, so if you cant wait then e-mail Quinn and ask for it. Its a great read.
~Squadron Orders~
The FCHG Comp is still going, and is winding down as it finishes May 1st, so keep flying those who want to win.
IWATS - See what Life is like after IWATS
Hogtie Rollins, Hev and Cyrus and take them down to the Medbay to get "Property of Master" Tattoos, Also the reward for getting Boliv to get a "Master's Bitch" Tattoo has gone up, it now stands at 500 Credits, or a crate of Chalqilla.
~Wing/Battlegroup News~
Im not even going to bother since i got no idea whats going on, and i dont want to even guess.
We did beat the Relentless if you didnt know.
~Fleet News~
Check the TC page if you care.
~From the Vault~
Hidden deep somewhere in the Challenge is a giant safe hidden from everyones eyes, inside are detailed files on the EH Command staff (and other staff) and what can be used as discriminating evidence, as well as lots of infomation and Kessler's private pic's of several cadets (YUCK). Only few know of the Vaults existance even fewer have the combination to get in, Master is lucky enough to know it, so for you heres a small snipit of info:
Ali G Interviews Colonel Kessler
Ali: So, I is here in da studio wif Colonel Kessler, respect.
Kessler: Umm... respect.
Ali: So, how long's you been a Rebel MC then?
Kessler: I'm not a Rebel.
Ali: But you is an MC, innit?
Kessler: No. I'm a starfighter pilot.
Ali: So is it safe to say you never laid down a bit of drum and bass before then?
Kessler : That's correct, yes.
Ali: For real. So, what about Rebel girls then? Do you fink you could ever marry a Rebel girl?
Kessler : I don't think so.
Ali: But what if she was fit?
Kessler : Again, because of my political beliefs, no.
Ali: Not even if she 'ad 'er own Wookie?
Kessler: It would be tempting, but no..
Ali: But what if she had her own car, AND sound system and she wasn't gonna be stealing money off you and shaggin' yer mates all the time. Would you marry 'er then?
Kessler : I don't think I could even be friends with Rebels.
Ali: But could you get jiggy with them?
Kessler : Could I what?
Ali: You know, ride the punani? Give 'em some trouser snake?
Kessler: You mean have... intimate relations with a Rebel?
Ali: Not wif your relations, man... keep it clean! Dis be a family show!
Kessler: Well, no, I don't think I could.
Ali: But what if they woz really, really fit?
Kessler : NO.
Ali: Wot about Princess Leia? Would you marry 'er?
Kessler : NO!
Ali: So you is telling me that if she walked in 'ere now and asked you to marry 'er you wouldn't?
Kessler : No, it would be betraying the Empire.
Ali: Not even if she brought Mara Jade and Mon Mothma in for a bit o' some three-way action?
Kessler : NO.
Ali: Yeah, well that Mon Mothma, she be a bit minging innit? Face like a jawa's ass.
Kessler: Her looks don't enter into it. She's a Rebel scum and a traitor.
Ali: So you really believe this stuff then?
Kessler: ....
Ali: Thank you, Colonel. Maximum respect! Keep it real!
~The Usual Suspects~
CPT "Women Want Me" Master
Did Very little due to the fact the TC page STILL wasn't working, its all good now though.
LCM Sint Seelasi
4/28 Flew TIE-TC Battle #58 - The Outcast (126,644)
LCM Jerry
Nothing - *Gets out trusty newspaper and smacks Jerry with it good*
MAJ Hev Randrowan
4/27 Arrived In Tornado Squadron
4/27 Flew XvT-TC Battle #29 - Super Elite Encounter (74,055)
4/27 Flew XvT-FREE #81 - Massi Load (POSSIBLE HIGH SCORE)
4/28 Flew TIE-TC Battle #44 - Military Complex Operation (234,869)
4/28 Flew TIE-TC Battle #42 - Jealousy (185,851)
LCM Tomaas Montte
Having Computer Problems
CM Arion Sunrider
4/25 Flew TIE-DB Battle #10 - Relics of the Ancient Jedi (134,194)
LCM Rollins
4/25 Arrived Back in Tornado
CM William Flechette
Nothing
*Smacks Flech with newspaper*
CPT Shakur
4/23 Flew TIE-TC Battle #97 - Hammer's Week (121,930)
4/23 Flew TIE-TC Battle #96 - Deep Strike (102,634)
4/23 Flew TIE-TC Battle #98 - The HCI (155,422)
4/23 Flew TIE-TC Battle #99 - Cleanse the Rim (170,512)
Various Graphics and Webpage Work
LT Quinn Median
Wrote Fiction
COL Ramos Kanzco
4/28 Awarded MoI
SL Cyrus
4/27 Arrived in Tornado Squadron
~Challenge Most Wanted~
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: CPT Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.jpg
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/index.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=39
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Missile Magnets
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) CPT Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) LCM Jerry (kaljerry@hotmail.com)
4) MAJ Hev Randrowan (deudodideudeu@gmx.net)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) LCM Tomaas Montte (TomaasMontte@HotPOP.com)
2) CM Arion Sunrider (arion_sunrider@yahoo.com)
3) LCM Rollins (rollinsxwa@yahoo.com)
4) CM William Flechette (i3abovethenight@aol.com)
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) CPT Shakur (kloc495@aol.com)
2) LT Quinn Median (Rastyn@shaw.ca)
3) COL Ramos Kanzco (Magedon42@aol.com )
4) SL Cyrus (sen_marcus@hotmail.com)
~Quotes of the Week~
-Proof i love my OP's :P
<`Master> i agree, but why are u telling me this :P
-I still dont know why :P
* `Master needs poon :P
<``Lee``> tally will offer his services I'm sure :)
<`Master> i dont have a biology major, but correct me if im wrong but Tally doesnt have any poon
<`Master> :P
->:P
<`Stan> See, we didn't have this fancy smancy internet when I was your age sonny. :P
<`Master> you didnt have cars either :P
<`Stan> Ooh, thats low. :P
-Low but effective :P
~Quote of the Week~
-What the SSSD REALLY stands for :P
~Dark Lord of the Week~
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:
Hev
In Tornado one day and he has already flown more than most of you do in a week.
~Ewok of the Week~
Yub Yub!
Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks' Prize Ewok is none other than:
CrystalTech (The people that host the TC & ISD Challenge Web Pages)
For doing upgrades and making everything worse than it was to begin with.
Respectfully Submitted,
CMDR-TCS/CPT Master/Tornado/Wing X/ISD Challenge
BS/PC/ISMx10/MoT-1rh/IS-4BW-1PR/LoC-ISx14/DFC/CoL/CoB/LoAx2/OV [LGNR] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-FLA-GFX-ICQ-M/1/2-RT-SM/2-TM-TT-XAM-XTM-XTT}