Sorry if this report isnt exactly humour filled, ive been working hard for the last few days and want nothing more than to sleep.
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~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report - 2nd June 2002~
~CMDR's Rant~
No Rant this week.
~Squadron News~
Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!
Next Target - Colossus Squadron League
Start Date - TBA
As you should all know already the ToS is on hold until the CSL starts up, its apparently going to start up on June 16th, but it may change.
So far the following Squads have signed up;
Iota, Pi, Mu, Nu, Eta, Omicron (Wing VIII)
Delta (Wing I)
Sadhe (Wing V)
Nemesis, Talon, Kraken (Wing XX)
Tornado, Inferno, Tempest, Typhoon (Wing X)
Spear, Hammer (Wing IX)
Yod, Teth (Wing IV)
So means we get to kick not only squads from all over the fleet but Challenge Squadrons as well, oh well teach them to get in our way ;)
Run-On Fiction
Thats right, there is still a squadron run-on fiction going on though everyone has seemed to forgotten about it.
I am making a battle from this so the more people that write (and the more you write) means you have more say in what happens in the battle. So for the first mission is about 75% done, so ill tell u where it is so u can test it when its finished.
Speaking of battle's, i may be starting a 'Create a Battle' type of Comp, if your intrested in something along these lines send me an e-mail or tell me online.
Monthly Awards
So far the following people have been awarded several medals, there are also a few more to come.
CPT Master --------------> PC
LCM Rollins --------------> PC
CM William Flechette ----> ISM
Congrats to us, also as i said there are a few more to come.
Citations
www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/citations.zip
Updated for the week.
Remeber you need Winzip to unzip the file and MS Excell 2000 to view it properly.
~Squadron Orders~
~Post in the Run-on
~Fly for Citations
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS
~Wing/BG News~
Promotions! :)
Congrats to newly promoted LC Boliv and Sepiroth.
Cyclone
MAJ Daisuke Airyu has stepped down as Cyclone CMDR as you all should know, congrats to Major RougeWing who as Beef said so very nicly "Left Ghost Squadron and joined a real ship"
Typhoon
Lt Col Boliv has announced his retirement starting June 15th. Sorry to see him go as Boliv is a great CMDR and friend.
Do not apply for the Job yet, as not only will Mai kill you i'll also make you life hell. Wait until the requirements are posted by Mai.
Ship Run-on Fiction
Its currently Sint's turn to write for this, lets see if we can continue the trend of Tornado pilots winning as i wont the first one. :)
Challenge Newsletter
Submit now, i belive its going to be out soon, so get a move on and submit stuff and dont forget to CC it to me when u send it to Mai.
Birthdays
Happy Birthday to Mai who has her birthday today and Happy Birthday to Beef who had his a few days ago.
~Fleet News~
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
~From the Vault~
Top Ten Things R2-D2 Really Says
10. "I can't really breath in here!!!"
9. "C-3PO........ I've always loved you."
8. "Eee-gad! Someone's just installed MS Windows in my memory! Get it out! Get it--oh look! A little bunny rabbit. I will call him George and love him and hug him and . . ."
7. "Does this robotic suit make me look fat?"
6. "I'm not the droid your looking for"
5. "Danger! Danger!!!!!!! Will Robinson!"
4. "Hey, if you're such a great Jedi Knight, how come I gotta *roll* everywhere I wanna go?"
3. "Seriously George, I WILL be getting more than scale for this, right? George?"
2. "Get this overgrown "Oscar" away from me!"
1. "What do you mean, you don't ever remember owning a droid?!"
(Credit theforce.net)
~The Usual Suspects~
CPT Master
5/27 Submitted Fiction for Ship Run-On
5/29 Waiting on IS-SR
5/29 Discussed getting the Chiss Fighter approved for use in a EH Battle.
5/29 Awarded an MoT-gh for creating XWA-FREE 67
6/2 Awarded PC
Highly active on IRC
Highly active on message boards and Tornado Run-on Fiction
Creating Challenge Holocron webpage
Working on XWA TAC Lib
Work for the TAC office.
LCM Sint Seelasi
Strike Three.
You now have until 12AM EST next Sunday Morning to do something otherwise you will be AWOL'd.
LCM Jerry
You have 4 hours to do something Jerry otherwise the paperwork is being sent off and you will be counted as AWOL.
LCM Tomaas Montte
5/26 Flew TIE-BHG Battle #2 - Eliminating the Competition (35,172)
5/26 Flew TIE-TC Battle #5 - Pirate Uprising (112,077)
5/27 Flew TIE-TC Battle #8 - Strike Against the Pirates (65,232)
5/27 Flew TIE-TC Battle #105 - Treachery Aboard the Challenge (66,350)
5/27 Flew TIE-TC Battle #52 - Freedom Task Force (109,561)
5/28 Flew TIE-TC Battle #185 - Joining the Heroes (38,230)
5/29 Advanced in FCHG Rank
5/29 Awarded ISM
5/29 Flew TIE-TC Battle #151 - Rebel Prototypes (75,243)
5/29 Flew TIE-TC Battle #67 - The Siege of Maltar (30,718)
5/30 Flew XWA-CAB Battle #1 - Secrets and Lies: Eagles of Freedom (66,022)
5/30 Flew TIE-TC Battle #11 - Renegade Battle (121,613)
5/30 Flew TIE-TC Battle #19 - The Tethys Honeymoon (137,701)
6/1 Flew TIE-TC Battle #21 - Break the Sky (80,021)
Active on IRC
Active on Message Boards
LCM Rollins
6/1 Awarded PC
On Leave
CM William Flechette
Active on IRC
Active on Msg Boards
Created numerus graphics
CM Arion Sunrider
5/30 Flew TIE-TC Battle #14 - Vader Takes Command (73,297)
Active on IRC
Active on Message Boards
LT Quinn Median
Working behind scenes on fiction and other work.
Active on IRC
Active on Msg Boards
COL Ramos Kanzco
LO Work
Running Mr/Miss EH
Writing Squadron/Ship Histories
SL Cyrus
Nothing.
Lets get those SL bars off you huh, fill out your INPR or fly something and i'll promote you to LT.
~Challenge Most Wanted~
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: CPT Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.jpg
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/index.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=39
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Missile Magnets
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) CPT Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) LCM Jerry (kaljerry@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) LCM Tomaas Montte (TomaasMontte@HotPOP.com)
2) TBA
3) LCM Rollins (rollinsxwa@yahoo.com)
4) CM William Flechette (i3abovethenight@aol.com)
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) CM Arion Sunrider (arion_sunrider@yahoo.com)
2) LT Quinn Median (Rastyn@shaw.ca)
3) COL Ramos Kanzco (Magedon42@aol.com )
4) SL Cyrus (sen_marcus@hotmail.com)
Citations: 15
FCHG Average: 228
Combat Rating Average: 12.75
~Dark Lord of the Week~
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:
LCM Tomaas Montte
Look at his activity, Nuff Said.
~Ewok of the Week~
Yub Yub!
Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks' Prize Ewok is none other than:
~Quote of the Week~
(Ramos) master I got it!
(Ramos) I own you now
(`Master) Ramos, owning a dildo and calling it Master doesnt mean u own me :P
(DJKMontte) LMFAO
* Ramos grins
Respectfully Submitted,
CPT "Slavelet" Master - Tornado Squadron
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