LC Tarkin walked in to the squadron ready room. The newly appointed CMDR of Scorpion had something in his hand. It was still dark so noone could see what it was. The pilots started to whisper about what it could be. "Is it a big wurst?" Alec Qarni asked Zippy Hawk. "No", zippy replied, " It think its a mini-blaster to blow of my private parts for messing with his sister. Eek!" The two young LT sitting behind Zippy looked at each other and then glared at Tarkin. Azrael shook his head. "No, your both wrong. I know Tarkin from our time together in Avenger. I think it is his whipping belt, for beating inactive squad members." Tarkin finally reached the podium and turned to the pilots. He pushed a button and the lights went on. It revealed Tarkin with a big grin and all could see what was in his hand. It was.....a nice cold Heineken beer. Tarkin took a sip and said: "Your vacation is over gentle men...."

Squadron News

Hello gentemen. I am Luitenent-Colonel Tarkin, former Avenger Squadron CMDR. I have been in the EH for over 3 years now. I am well known with the ins and outs of squadron management. Most of you know me and incase you do not, dont worry, im not a hard ass like our WC here. Anyway, for the last few weeks youve been given some time off to recuperate from our achievement of becoming the best Squad on the Van. Now its time to get active again.

First, that crappy fiction you just read is the last you will ever have to read in one of my squad reports. I hate it, it sucks and its irrelevent. What is relevent is your activity levels. I want you to try and get a MP match a week. That or a battle. The more you do, the more rewards, simple as that. I will try and come up with lame competitions for you to play in.

Second, my policy is to process BSF within 48 hours, except when im on leave. When I fail to do so, chew me up. God knows Ekim will. ;P Please remember that if you accidently get a High Score, you have to wait longer for the lazy TAC boys to screen your pilot file.

Third, I can be bribed with beer. Or young virgins, preferably female.

Fourth, if you want to say something, say it. I cant help you or do anything about it when people dont talk to me.

Fifth, AWOL check. Give me a sign of life or be kicked into the reserves.

Squadron Status:

10 pilots. Activity second to nothing at all. Shame on all of us. Next week I want to fill this report with activity.

Activity Reports:

N/A

Dismissed.

FM-PROF/LC E. Tarkin/Scorpion 1-3/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard/ASF
GSx2/SS/BSx4/PCx9/ISMx20/MoT-2rh-2gh/IS-2BW-1GW/LoC-PSx397/DFC-GWx20/CoS/CoL/CoB/LoA/OV-3E [GLDR] [Top-ACE-1st] [XA-TA] {IWATS-CBX-IIC/1-M/1/2-SM/2-XAM-XTM-XTT}
XvT Tactics Professor
COM Protector February 2002
WC's Own January, April, May 2002
SBL E. Tarkin (Sith)/CON/Clan Arcona, SC/SE/DC-KC-O/(SN)/(BNG)(BNB)/CoL {SA: CORE}
Consul of Arcona