~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report - 16th June 2002~
~CMDR's Rant~
Dont Cheat, Cheating is bad!
~Squadron News~
Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!Next Target - Colossus Squadron League
Start Date - NOW!!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, it has begun, Our first opponent is Alpha Squadron who are from the Sov, they arnt even worth our greatness but hey got to give them a chance i suppose.
The mission we are flying is TIE-FREE Battle #106 - The Courtship of Callista. And is due to me by Sat Morning (12am EST) at the latest if you please.
And this is compulsery so you must fly it.
Rules for the CSL are here: http://www.isdcolossus.com/wc/csl/CSL2/
I suggest u all read them (the FL's MUST) so you all know whats going on and how the stuff works.
Roster Changes
Both COL Ramos and CM Arion Sunrider have both requested to go the RSV's. Sorry to see them both go.
This leaves FL3 open (what is it with that spot :P) Do not apply, i know whom i want for the job and it will be requested once the roster has been updated.
Run-On Fiction
Thats right, there is still a squadron run-on fiction going on though everyone has seemed to forgotten about it.
This Run-on is running until the end of June where it will offically stop and ill write the rest, so if you want a say of what goes on, then i suggest you go post as soon as possible.
Theres also a battle being made, so the more you right the more input you get in that. Mission 1 is 75% complete.
SS Award
Congrats to our very own FL2 LCM Tomaas Montte for his Silver Star. His amazing activity last month helped me convince Mai and Mell to award him a SS, so congrats.
Citations
www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/citations.zip
This week it requires a little work, ill have it updated in the next 24 hours.
Remember you need Winzip to unzip the file and MS Excell 2000 to view it properly.
~Squadron Orders~
~SQUADRON COMP~TIE-TC Battle #191 - The Great Beef Acquisition So far i only have a submission from Tomaas, i know its a difficult battle (blame Beefy) but even if you put on cheats and play it i dont care.
They are due to me by midnight on the 16th/17th EST
The Highest Scorer will get a IS-BW
~Post in the Run-on
~Fly for Citations
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS (SM/3 now online)
~Wing/BG News~
WC back from LeaveMai is back, the reign of Sephiroth is over (thanks god :P). Life can now resume to normal as we can all drool over our WC without looking, well queer :P
Typhoon
Boliv has retired, *cries*.
Its a shame to see such a fine officer go, DO NOT APPLY FOR THE JOB, sending in your applications before Mai announces is a good way to get it denied.
Melly is new TO
Our Loss, Soverigns death. Yes its true, our COM has gone in search of the "promised land" of where they are female cadets, during Ast's reign they all never made it past training, no idea why :P
A few appeared throughout the ships during the time Havoc was TO. Now that Mell has the job, we will see how many reach our ship (and the others) Knowing Mell, not many :P
His office is deemed my property until a new COM is found, i have a certain buisness to get re-started, if you want to have a good night not alone, come see me and bring money, and remember u didnt see anything in the empty office.
Challenge Newsletter
Submit now, i belive its going to be out soon, so get a move on and submit stuff and dont forget to CC it to me when u send it to Mai.
~Fleet News~
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm~From the Vault~
TOP 10 Jawa Pickup lines
10. I'm sorry to bother you, but my whole family just got slaughtered in their sandcrawler, and I just don't want to be alone...
9. You know, my eyes aren't the only body part that glows...
8. You want me. I can smell it.
7. Your paws must be tired because you've been runnin' through my head all day!
6. So I'm not tall dark and handsome but, I'm short, dark, and smelly, and 1 outta 3 ain't bad!
5. The size dosent matter, right?
4. Say, um... are you female?
3. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
2. I love what you've done with that potato sack, it really brings out your eyes....
1. I may not look like much, but I've got it where it counts!
~The Usual Suspects~
CPT Master6/10 Flew TIE-TC Battle #24 - Save the Emperors DNA (68,971)
6/11 Flew TIE-TC Battle #49 - Construct the Sovereign (116,987)
6/? Active on IRC
6/? Posted on Msg Boards
6/? Worked on XWA Tac Lib
LCM Sint Seelasi
Nothing *slaps*
LCM Tomaas Montte
6/10 Flew TIE-DB Battle #3 - The Light Jedi (59,758)
6/11 Flew TIE-DB Battle #5 - Destruction (106,826)
6/15 Awarded an Silver Star
6/15 Flew TIE-DB Battle #4 - Baptism of Fire (104,616)
6/15 Flew TIE-CAB Battle #1 - Assault On the Hast Shipyards (173,878)
6/16 Flew TIE-TC Battle #191 - The Great Beef Acquisition (Score with-held)
LCM Rollins
6/? Reported to me
CM William Flechette
6/? Active on IRC
6/? Active on Msg Boards
6/? Created numerus graphics
LT Quinn Median
6/? Working behind scenes on fiction and other work.
6/? Active on IRC
6/? Active on Msg Boards
Lt Cyrus
6/12 Promoted to Lt (Completed INPR)
6/15 Flew TIE-TC Battle #18 - Interception (49,318)
6/15 Flew TIE-FREE #4 - Ja24 #4 (1,546)
~Challenge Most Wanted~
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : StrikeCOMMANDER: CPT Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.jpg
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=39
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Missile Magnets
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) CPT Master (capt_master@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) LCM Tomaas Montte (TomaasMontte@HotPOP.com)
2) TBA
3) LCM Rollins (rollinsxwa@yahoo.com)
4) CM William Flechette (i3abovethenight@aol.com)
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) TBA
2) LT Quinn Median (Rastyn@shaw.ca)
3) TBA
4) LT Cyrus (sen_marcus@hotmail.com)
~Dark Lord of the Week~
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:Whoever gets the FL3, who will it be, waiting FO approval, so soon you will see ;)
~Ewok of the Week~
Yub Yub!
Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Alpha Squadron
Prepare to get beaten!
~Quote of the Week~
(Reaver`) Be sure to spice it up with some sex with your CMDR. That lubes up the process, so to speak.
(Kletian) *sigh* Not when you have Master as a commander :P
(Reaver`) Then have sex with his girl, Mairin. She's WC, so that'll REALLY speed the process up.
(Reaver`) Screw it. Have sex with Pri. A little whoring out your body to the Flight Officer never hurt anyone's career.
(Kletian) LoL
(COL`Ramos) ROFL
(DA_CForce) ROFL
(`MK`) he's cheap.
~Not as cheap as you Mell, and i object, im always open to advances :P
~Site of the Week~
http://www.theforce.net/timetales/Still this site, cause its so cool.
Respectfully Submitted,
CPT "Slavelet" Master - Tornado Squadron
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